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Ask the Magic 8 Ball

  • 27-12-2014 7:34pm
    #1
    Magic 8 Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭


    I will reveal the truth
    To all at After Hours
    Post a yes-no question
    I'll answer with my powers


Comments

  • #2
    stampydmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭stampydmonkey


    Should I go to bed?


  • #3
    Littlekittylou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    Magic 8 Ball wrote: »
    I will reveal the truth
    To all at After Hours
    Post a yes-no question
    I'll answer with my powers
    Is what I am writing any good?


  • #4
    Magic 8 Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭Magic 8 Ball


    stampydmonkey wrote: »
    Should I go to bed?

    Concentrate and ask again


  • #5
    Magic 8 Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭Magic 8 Ball


    Littlekittylou wrote: »
    Is what I am writing any good?

    Signs point to yes


  • #6
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,357 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Have you stopped beating your wife?


  • #8
    Magic 8 Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭Magic 8 Ball


    Birneybau wrote: »
    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    Better not tell you now


  • #9
    Magic 8 Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭Magic 8 Ball


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Have you stopped beating your wife?

    Don't count on it


  • #10
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,104 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Magic 8 Ball wrote: »
    I will reveal the truth
    To all at After Hours
    Post a yes-no question
    I'll answer with my powers

    Are you a rereg account?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #11
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    Magic 8 Ball wrote: »
    Better not tell you now
    Incorrect.


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  • #12
    Littlekittylou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    Magic 8 Ball wrote: »
    Signs point to yes
    Deep hyperventilating...... LOVE THE MAGIC 8 BALL...

    If you had said no I had my answer all planned out it was 'Well I'd better keep writing and try even harder then!'

    But I still better keep writing and try even harder cuz then it can be better than 'any good'!

    YAY!

    Yes I am aware of how cheesy this post is. Not caring.:)


  • #13
    Magic 8 Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭Magic 8 Ball


    Joeytheparrot wrote: »
    Are you a rereg account?

    My reply is no


  • #14
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    You have only one ball.


  • #15
    Littlekittylou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    Littlekittylou wrote: »
    Deep hyperventilating...... LOVE THE MAGIC 8 BALL...

    If you had said no I had my answer all planned out it was 'Well I'd better keep writing and try even harder then!'

    But I still better keep writing and try even harder cuz then it can be better than 'any good'!

    YAY!

    Yes I am aware of how cheesy this post is. Not caring.:)
    By the way am at 2 months of writing every single day without missing a single day. Gotta keep going!


  • #16
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Birneybau wrote: »
    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    African or European?


  • #17
    The Bould Rabbit
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 423 ✭✭The Bould Rabbit


    Are you a black fella?

    Just with the name and all.....


  • #18
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,104 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Magic 8 Ball wrote: »
    My reply is no

    Is that your final answer?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #19
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,357 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Littlekittylou wrote: »
    Deep hyperventilating...... LOVE THE MAGIC 8 BALL...

    If you had said no I had my answer all planned out it was 'Well I'd better keep writing and try even harder then!'

    But I still better keep writing and try even harder cuz then it can be better than 'any good'!

    YAY!

    Yes I am aware of how cheesy this post is. Not caring.:)

    Calm down dear.


  • #20
    Magic 8 Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭Magic 8 Ball


    The Bould Rabbit wrote: »
    Are you a black fella?

    Just with the name and all.....

    As I see it, yes


  • #21
    Magic 8 Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭Magic 8 Ball


    Joeytheparrot wrote: »
    Is that your final answer?

    Yes definitely


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  • #22
    AlekSmart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,005 ✭✭✭✭AlekSmart


    Will you ?


    Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one.

    Charles Mackay (1812-1889)



  • #23
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Magic 8 Ball wrote: »
    My reply is no

    I think you're broken.


  • #24
    twinytwo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,348 ✭✭✭twinytwo


    Birneybau wrote: »
    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    U ≈ 3fA
    f ≈ 15 (beats per second)
    A ≈ 0.22 (meters per beat)
    U ≈ 3*15*0.22 ≈ 9.9
    ... to estimate that the airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is 10 meters per second.



    :D


  • #25
    Magic 8 Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭Magic 8 Ball


    AlekSmart wrote: »
    Will you ?

    Reply hazy try again


  • #26
    Magic 8 Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭Magic 8 Ball


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Should I quit my job?

    Most likely


  • #27
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Magic 8 Ball wrote: »
    Joeytheparrot wrote: »
    Are you a rereg account?

    My reply is no


    So you lied then?


  • #28
    Magic 8 Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭Magic 8 Ball


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    So you lied then?

    My sources say no


  • #29
    Littlekittylou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Calm down dear.
    NO :)

    TAKE BARBARA STREISAND



    HA take that!

    Don't rain on my paraaaaaaade :)


    magic 8 ball i love you!


  • #30
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Is this the most pathetic parody account ever created?


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  • #31
    Magic 8 Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭Magic 8 Ball


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Is this the most pathetic parody account ever created?

    Very doubtful


  • #32
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Magic 8 Ball wrote: »
    Very doubtful
    You're less fun than a duck do


  • #33
    Littlekittylou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    You're less fun than a duck do
    What's a duck do?


  • #34
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Littlekittylou wrote: »
    What's a duck do?

    Quack.


  • #35
    Too Tough To Die
    Registered Users Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭Too Tough To Die


    What's a hindu?


  • #36
    the_barfly1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭the_barfly1


    Is Carlsberg the best lager in the world?


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  • #37
    Magic 8 Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭Magic 8 Ball


    the_barfly1 wrote: »
    Is Carlsberg the best lager in the world?

    Without a doubt


  • #38
    the_barfly1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭the_barfly1


    Magic 8 Ball wrote: »
    Without a doubt

    ah you just missed a trick there. Everybody knows a real magic 8 ball always replies "probably"


  • #39
    small town girl
    Registered Users Posts: 682 ✭✭✭small town girl


    Was the idea for this name/page better in your head?


  • #40
    Magic 8 Ball
    Registered Users Posts: 14 ✭Magic 8 Ball


    small town girl wrote: »
    Was the idea for this name/page better in your head?

    You may rely on it


  • #41
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,550 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    I asked an 8 ball about which program to use for email , it just said "Outlook not good"


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  • #42
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Too Tough To Die wrote: »
    What's a hindu?

    Lays eggs


  • #43
    diomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    Why Winning Streak? Why? Why?


  • #44
    auldgranny
    Registered Users Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    Will the tip I got win tomorrow?


  • #45
    AlanS181824
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    Kovu wrote: »
    Quack.

    "Not my circus, not my monkeys!"

    Kovu... ily:cool:


  • #46
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    twinytwo wrote: »
    U ≈ 3fA
    f ≈ 15 (beats per second)
    A ≈ 0.22 (meters per beat)
    U ≈ 3*15*0.22 ≈ 9.9
    ... to estimate that the airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is 10 meters per second.



    :D

    King Arthur???:eek:


  • #47
    Littlekittylou
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    AlanS181824 wrote: »
    "Not my circus, not my monkeys!"

    Kovu... ily:cool:
    i love that saying! :)


  • #48
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    diomed wrote: »
    Why Winning Streak? Why? Why?

    Because Sinead Kennedy is hot. ;)


  • #49
    braddun
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,221 ✭✭✭braddun


    do you pull out


  • #50
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    AlanS181824 wrote: »
    "Not my circus, not my monkeys!"

    Kovu... ily:cool:

    :D:D


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