I'm afraid I'll hurt her.

DVDM93

I wasn't sure where to put this. Relationship Issues? Personal issues? Anyway I've decided to leave it here as it gives me a greater audience which will provide me with serious answers with a mix of expected humour, which to be honest I need as this is a sensitive issue which is bothering me.

Anyway, I've been seeing this girl for a little over two months now. Things are going great. I first met her while I was working, I work in a clothes shop and she was in doing early Xmas buying for her Dad. He's fussy and so I spent quite a will helping her pick out an outfit. Along with this she's the quiet type and rather shy which made the process longer but so be it, we really got on. Anyway, she bought an outfit and that was that. She left and we both got on with our day.

I thought nothing of her until I was out that night and by chance happened to bump in to her in a late bar. She was with her friends and I with mine. She spotted me and I could see that she recognised me so I went over for a chat. We got on great, had a few drinks, had a kiss, exchanged numbers and ended up going home separately.

As that might signal things have been going very slow, which I don't mind at all. She "doesn't want to rush things". I'm perfect with that.

However, our last couple of meetings at my house we've come very close to having sex. I've always found an excuse not to. Why? As the title says I'm afraid of hurting her. My penis is very VERY large and I'm almost certain she won't be able to handle it. It will be physically overwhelming for her but if keep avoiding making love to her will this not hurt her more, mentally?

Any advice/opinions, etc... would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance.

Saipanne

*popcorn*

The King of Moo

Still another week till the schools are back :-(.

Pwindedd

I think I know her, don't worry she's a fanny like a bucket, be grand!

pbthevet

Pulls up seat, gets chocolate. This will be good

braddun

5 inches is not large

awec

Trigger Happy wrote: »

You are definitely in the wrong forum.....but before the piss takers get in my advice would be that you can be intimate together without having full sex. Just talk it thru with her. If she is ok to go slow etc then she could be a keeper for you.

Seriously?

PizzamanIRL

I won't lie. I laughed.

humbert

Pretty good punchline.

uck51js9zml2yt

The best advice, if you want genuine advice is to get this post moved to PI/RI .

You'll only get smart answers in this forum.

thelad95

DVDM93 wrote: »

I wasn't sure where to put this. Relationship Issues? Personal issues? Anyway I've decided to leave it here as it gives me a greater audience which will provide me with serious answers with a mix of expected humour, which to be honest I need as this is a sensitive issue which is bothering me.

Anyway, I've been seeing this girl for a little over two months now. Things are going great. I first met her while I was working, I work in a clothes shop and she was in doing early Xmas buying for her Dad. He's fussy and so I spent quite a will helping her pick out an outfit. Along with this she's the quiet type and rather shy which made the process longer but so be it, we really got on. Anyway, she bought an outfit and that was that. She left and we both got on with our day.

I thought nothing of her until I was out that night and by chance happened to bump in to her in a late bar. She was with her friends and I with mine. She spotted me and I could see that she recognised me so I went over for a chat. We got on great, had a few drinks, had a kiss, exchanged numbers and ended up going home separately.

As that might signal things have been going very slow, which I don't mind at all. She "doesn't want to rush things". I'm perfect with that.

However, our last couple of meetings at my house we've come very close to having sex. I've always found an excuse not to. Why? As the title says I'm afraid of hurting her. My penis is very VERY large and I'm almost certain she won't be able to handle it. It will be physically overwhelming for her but if keep avoiding making love to her will this not hurt her more, mentally?

Any advice/opinions, etc... would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance.

If you're worried it's too big, you should just cut it in half.

Littlekittylou

Best leave her alone so.

Birneybau

Big prick eh?

Karl Stein

Maybe she has a vag like a bucket?

Letree

I'm sure if she has felt it while you and her were kissing she will make the decision if it is too big or not.

You mentioned your member in another thread OP. 3 inches erect is not big btw.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Tell her you'll just put in the tip.

michael999999

Is your name Terence?

Quazzie

Start with anal and she'll enjoy normal sex in comparison after that .

JaseBelleVie

As another poster said, there's a week to go before the schools are back.

suicide_circus

braddun wrote: »

5 inches is not large

5 inches....from the ground

Venus In Furs

I don't know that it's a schoolkid thing. I know someone who was in that exact situation in their mid-late 20s.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

PI answer - Unless she is seriously small, I doubt you're too big. Most women can take ahell of a lot more than you'd think they can (if they couldn't there'd be lots of average men getting into porn....) And even if it is, thee are other things you so in the bedroom.

AH answer - we're gonna want to see pics....

sabat

suicide_circus wrote: »

5 inches....from the ground

Yeah, when you're doing push-ups.

ebbsy

D'ont worry, its like throwing a caber down O'Connell street.

christy02

Have you previously broke up other women with your massive schlong? Rips n tears or just stretching?

Saipanne

Venus In Furs wrote: »

I don't know that it's a schoolkid thing. I know someone who was in that exact situation in their mid-late 20s.

They got over it in their thirties though?

not yet

You sound like a young Bill Bixby, he was always sawing the chicks in half...

Birneybau

ebbsy wrote: »

D'ont worry, its like throwing a caber down O'Connell street.

Speak for yourself.

The_Mask

If it fits in her mouth it ll fit down south

sh1tstirrer

DVDM93 wrote: »

I wasn't sure where to put this. Relationship Issues? Personal issues? Anyway I've decided to leave it here as it gives me a greater audience which will provide me with serious answers with a mix of expected humour, which to be honest I need as this is a sensitive issue which is bothering me.

Anyway, I've been seeing this girl for a little over two months now. Things are going great. I first met her while I was working, I work in a clothes shop and she was in doing early Xmas buying for her Dad. He's fussy and so I spent quite a will helping her pick out an outfit. Along with this she's the quiet type and rather shy which made the process longer but so be it, we really got on. Anyway, she bought an outfit and that was that. She left and we both got on with our day.

I thought nothing of her until I was out that night and by chance happened to bump in to her in a late bar. She was with her friends and I with mine. She spotted me and I could see that she recognised me so I went over for a chat. We got on great, had a few drinks, had a kiss, exchanged numbers and ended up going home separately.

As that might signal things have been going very slow, which I don't mind at all. She "doesn't want to rush things". I'm perfect with that.

However, our last couple of meetings at my house we've come very close to having sex. I've always found an excuse not to. Why? As the title says I'm afraid of hurting her. My penis is very VERY large and I'm almost certain she won't be able to handle it. It will be physically overwhelming for her but if keep avoiding making love to her will this not hurt her more, mentally?

Any advice/opinions, etc... would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance.

How do you know your knob is extra large have you compared it with other men :eek: You're a queer, right :pac:

mad m

OP, your some P rick for posting it here.....:D

not yet

You do realise a woman can throw out a 8lb child handy yeah...

and you think an 8incher will hurt her ha ha..

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Venus In Furs wrote: »

I don't know that it's a schoolkid thing. I know someone who was in that exact situation in their mid-late 20s.

I told you that in confidence. :mad:

DVDM93

Trigger Happy wrote: »

You are definitely in the wrong forum.....but before the piss takers get in my advice would be that you can be intimate together without having full sex. Just talk it thru with her. If she is ok to go slow etc then she could be a keeper for you.

Thank you for your reply. What forum would you suggest? We've done our fair intimate activity and the tiger has been let out of his cage, but I'm afraid the ultimate act of intimacy is the baby deer that the tiger will inevitably get to. Everything else we've done had been ok and while she says she wants it I'm still in two minds about it myself. If she wants it and I give her what she wants, but it turns out she isn't able for it, then am I to blame? I really don't want to hurt her in anyway or spoil what has been perfect so far. I'm at a crossroads here. She's a keeper alright!

suicide_circus

sabat wrote: »

Yeah, when you're doing push-ups.

Push-ups is my nickname for your mum

Meangadh

In all fairness, whether you're joking here or not- she's built to be able to fit a baby coming out of there. I'm sure she can manage your penis.

Fr_Dougal

DVDM93 wrote: »

Thank you for your reply. What forum would you suggest? We've done our fair intimate activity and the tiger has been let out of his cage, but I'm afraid the ultimate act of intimacy is the baby deer that the tiger will inevitably get to. Everything else we've done had been ok and while she says she wants it I'm still in two minds about it myself. If she wants it and I give her what she wants, but it turns out she isn't able for it, then am I to blame? I really don't want to hurt her in anyway or spoil what has been perfect so far. I'm at a crossroads here. She's a keeper alright!

I've read some of your other posts. I'd suggest posting in Creative Writing.

garp

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

AH answer - we're gonna want to see pics....

Oh Christ no we dont.... :eek:













Well just one. ok.

The Th!ng

Don't worry about it, her dick is probably bigger than yours anyway.

Smidge

DVDM93 wrote: »

Thank you for your reply. What forum would you suggest? We've done our fair intimate activity and the tiger has been let out of his cage, but I'm afraid the ultimate act of intimacy is the baby deer that the tiger will inevitably get to. Everything else we've done had been ok and while she says she wants it I'm still in two minds about it myself. If she wants it and I give her what she wants, but it turns out she isn't able for it, then am I to blame? I really don't want to hurt her in anyway or spoil what has been perfect so far. I'm at a crossroads here. She's a keeper alright!

Bwahahahaha

Meangadh

DVDM93 wrote: »

We've done our fair intimate activity and the tiger has been let out of his cage, but I'm afraid the ultimate act of intimacy is the baby deer that the tiger will inevitably get to.

I really don't think bestiality is the answer, OP.

Cantremember

michael999999 wrote: »

Is your name Terence?

Heh. You haven't forgotten Terence and the Tool of Terror.

Shrap

not yet wrote: »

You do realise a woman can throw out a 8lb child handy yeah...

and you think an 8incher will hurt her ha ha..

Yeah, I was about to say similar. 8lb 7oz on the first, 7lb 8oz on the second, ya could back a bus up there and not touch the sides hon. Length on the other hand....really depends on how fast you drive the bus, as the garage walls won't necessarily take it well. A gentle bump is best till you work out the manoeuvring area. Go back until you hear glass.

Into The Blue

Large compared to what?

PizzamanIRL

Into The Blue wrote: »

Large compared to what?

His little finger.

Letree

Into The Blue wrote: »

Large compared to what?

His thumb

Tail Docker

Have you considered asking this in Motors OP - it might just be a case of using the right lubricant?.

DVDM93

Liv Tight Jig wrote: »

The best advice, if you want genuine advice is to get this post moved to PI/RI .

You'll only get smart answers in this forum.

Thank you. It would seems so anyway. A mix of genuine answers (thank you) along with some good humorous ones (expected and I have laughed to be fair)

However there's an element of jealousy with one or two posts which puzzles me. The plethora of manhood I have between my legs genuinely gets me down, no not weighs me down before the smart arses get in. It bothers me, I really like this girl and want things to be perfect.

deco nate

Foreplay op, Foreplay...

EoghanIRL

Inb4 thread locked

smcgiff

DVDM93 wrote: »

Thank you. It would seems so anyway. A mix of genuine answers (thank you) along with some good humorous ones (expected and I have laughed to be fair)

However there's an element of jealousy with one or two posts which puzzles me. The plethora of manhood I have between my legs genuinely gets me down, no not weighs me down before the smart arses get in. It bothers me, I really like this girl and want things to be perfect.

Marry her. No sex then, sorted.