I have never been to Coppers.

Littlekittylou

I am shy female.

Would I be prey?

Is it that bad?

Describe coppers?

BMJD

Be grand.

Frynge

Run, run fast, run far.

Ihatecuddles

I fell down the steps outside and badly sprained my ankle, ended up on crutches. 2 days before my honeymoon. That's my memory of the place.

It's a sh*thole though.

berger89

You're not missing much.

Unless you're a nurse/doctor/farmer/teacher, you won't fit in.

Yes. Everybody is prey. Everybody.

Description? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm…that's a toughy.
Sleazy, creepy, gropey?

brevity

berger89 wrote: »

Description? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm…that's a toughy.
Sleazy, creepy, gropey?

That the x rated version of snow white?

Dave!

Nothin worth seeing there. I've been once, no intention of going again.

Littlekittylou

berger89 wrote: »

You're not missing much.

Unless you're a nurse/doctor/farmer/teacher, you won't fit in.

Yes. Everybody is prey. Everybody.

Description? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm…that's a toughy.
Sleazy, creepy, gropey?

Will avoid!

berger89

brevity wrote: »

That the x rated version of snow white?

haha why not? hmm, what would the rest be?

deco nate

Littlekittylou wrote: »

I am shy female.

Would I be prey?

Is it that bad?

Describe coppers?

With your little pussy, it won't be like that after coppers!!

PizzamanIRL

Littlekittylou wrote: »

Describe coppers?

5c

2c

1c

AlanS181824

Coppers?

Eh well they're a kind of bronze colour and ye can buy stuff with 'em!

They come in 1c, 2c, 5c flavours.

Macavity.

The stories are exaggerated. It's not great though, you are not missing much.

john the one

I would be a brilliant mod. Don't even need to see the IP address to know its been used a few times tonight!

ROAAAR

It's a nightclub like any other. They serve until 3.30 and has culchies but still mostly dubs on most nights. It's often a ridiculous queue and too packed inside. You won't pull any easier in coppers than anywhere else. If you like a guy just say hello and if he's interested you'll be fine.
It's more like a busy pub rather than a nightclub in ways but if that pub was blarring music far too loudly. Also the smoking zone is a disaster for getting burns in your clothes.
I hope I'm never in coppers again just thinking about the place. It's just well known but I think it's had its day. A lot better clubs and pubs around.

deco nate

john the one wrote: »

I would be a brilliant mod. Don't even need to see the IP address to know its been used a few times tonight!

No you wouldn't, it's not the same IP. 2 people saw the big balls thread and it's not locked, just a bit of fun.
So they started parody threads.
Just a bit of light hearted fun, nothing wrong with these 2 threads.

Littlekittylou

john the one wrote: »

I would be a brilliant mod. Don't even need to see the IP address to know its been used a few times tonight!

nope just the one account. honest

AlanS181824

Littlekittylou wrote: »

nope just the one account. honest

Your secret is safe with us Ms Kitty....

deco nate

Littlekittylou wrote: »

nope just the one account. honest

See above

braddun

can you post some photos to see if you will be allowed in

PizzamanIRL

deco nate wrote: »

See above

Aww the smiley face and all. You're trying to get into that tight pussy.

Littlekittylou

AlanS181824 wrote: »

Your secret is safe with us Ms Kitty....

I'm a re re reg alright. But not a troll. Only one account. In fact I am the total noob trolls troll.

:rolleyes:

I only catch on at the last min after everyone else.

Ah sure some find my innocence endearing but mostly outright annoying! Thus I tend to stay away from places like coppers purely from the reputation.

deco nate

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Aww the smiley face and all. You're trying to get into that tight pussy.

Or her ass

AlanS181824

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Aww the smiley face and all. You're trying to get into that tight pussy.

Stop with the pussy stuff!

My sides!!!!

suicide_circus

Be prepared for a parade of lads trying to squeeze past you on the dance floor and drop the hand in the process

Mickey H

You missed fcuk all.

Littlekittylou

deco nate wrote: »

See above

Sometimes boards goes way over my head.

deco nate

Littlekittylou wrote: »

Sometimes boards goes way over my head.

The guy that said he had a big dick thread.

Edit:balls thread you edited before I posted

Littlekittylou

deco nate wrote: »

The guy that said he had a big dick thread.

Edit:balls thread you edited before I posted

Oh you mean big dick ? AH yes that guy.

Littlekittylou

deco nate wrote: »

The guy that said he had a big dick thread.

Edit:balls thread you edited before I posted

Also you missed an opportunity to say something about balls going over my head.

I am giving it to you again now.

AlanS181824

This is a delightful thread, 2 pages in, please continue.

PizzamanIRL

Littlekittylou wrote: »

Also you missed an opportunity to say something about balls going over my head.

I am giving it to you again now.

I'm trying to imagine what you would be doing if balls were going over your head. He's jumping over you while you sit down?

deco nate

Littlekittylou wrote: »

Also you missed an opportunity to say something about balls going over my head.

I am giving it to you again now.

No my balls have dropped waaaaay too low at my age to go over you're head now, only chance of that happening is you lying on the floor while I walk over you, and just barely at that!

deco nate

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

I'm trying to imagine what you would be doing if balls were going over your head. He's jumping over you while you sit down?

Pervert

Littlekittylou

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

I'm trying to imagine what you would be doing if balls were going over your head. He's jumping over you while you sit down?

That's tea bagging.

Littlekittylou

deco nate wrote: »

No my balls have dropped waaaaay too low at my age to go over you're head now, only chance of that happening is you lying on the floor while I walk over you, and just barely at that!

You have won my heart. God love you , you low swinging man. ha ha

jimbobaloobob

Littlekittylou wrote: »

Also you missed an opportunity to say something about balls going over my head.

I am giving it to you again now.

Balls only go over your head if you don't duck.

Littlekittylou

jimbobaloobob wrote: »

Balls only go over your head if you don't duck.

surely if you duck they are more inclined to go over your head?

Littlekittylou

Littlekittylou wrote: »

surely if you duck they are more inclined to go over your head?

Or did something just go over my head?

deco nate

Littlekittylou wrote: »

Or did something just go over my head?

Yea, my balls. Btw, thanks for lying down!

Littlekittylou

Oh balls!

AdFundum

I was in Coppers once. Now most people think it's 'natural' for burds and fellas to get it on - I'm not one of those - so when this lady-yoke-thing started following me around with her eyes crossed one shoe in her ear and a tequila hanging out of her armpit I just had to act quickly - in short, asking a horny mess of woman 'so, how big is your willy' either gets them raving or gets them far away - in this instance, it was far away. If fannies with teeth exist, you will find them in Coppers.

Littlekittylou

AdFundum wrote: »

If fannies with teeth exist, you will find them in Coppers.

I really hope they don't exist.

Billy86

deco nate wrote: »

No my balls have dropped waaaaay too low at my age to go over you're head now, only chance of that happening is you lying on the floor while I walk over you, and just barely at that!

Balls banging off her chin might be a better expression, so.

deco nate

Billy86 wrote: »

Balls banging off her chin might be a better expression, so.

Only if she lifts her head up as I walk over her

The Golden Miller

It seems to be the in thing these days to say coppers is sh!te. Too "mainsteam" or some rubbish since most people go there regularly enough. It's average. Bang in the middle of a list for best to worst nightclubs. But not as bad as most people who continually go there every week will claim it to be

DoYouEvenLift

Frynge wrote: »

Run, run fast, run far.

Moot advice, most lads who go to coppers can run faster horny than most women can run scared

FanadMan

I got in along with Gardai. Was still sh!te. If you are planning to go there OP - go home. If you are already there OP, go home.

NoelJ

Coppers isn't that bad of a nightclub. They play ****e 90s music as that's what people love at the moment. I've been to coppers many times and never seen anything bad. I live in London and there are much worse places you can go.

The Backwards Man

I judge nightclubs on their ability to make money, as that is their main reason for existing, after all. Coppers is one of the top nightclubs in the world

ardle1

Desperado Central.