Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2014/15

googled eyes

Knex. wrote: »

BornTobyWilde! Believe he was also another name, like argosy or something.

No argosy was his wife's brothers cousins dogs previous owner. For shame Knex, claiming he had multiple accounts

5starpool

Agent Coulson wrote: »

A bit off topic.

How long would it take you to earn a top footballer’s salary?




http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-31110113

Only 85 years for me to earn what Mario does in a year.

Solid.

It's about 432 years to earn Messi's annual salary though.

Vanolder

Dickerty wrote: »

Oh jesus -

Raif Severance
Knex
skywalker
5live
Kess73
Kerrigooney
Shankly Gates
K-9
Turtyturd
hefferboi
NukaCola

How does this work?

Kerrigooney

Our 3 center backs practice their corner defending technique.




I'll do the Love thing later.

kop77

Brendão wrote: »

Like I say, I haven't been in the LFC thread for a good few months, where's Kess lads? Hope nothing serious.

.... he moved to China or summit!

Colemania

5starpool wrote: »

Only 85 years for me to earn what Mario does in a year.

Solid.

It's about 432 years to earn Messi's annual salary though.

60k? Nice! :cool:

Knex*

googled eyes wrote: »

Checks list.

Read's everyone else's list.

Retreats to the shadows.



Knex.
Kerrigooney
Raif Severance
Turtyturd
Shankly Gates
5live
livinginkorea
OwaynOTT
Nuri Sahin
K-9
rarnes1

Yer all dead to me. Except Nuri.

I'm refusing to post mine as TurtyTurd is top of it, and he's a gowl.

I'll happily pretend its you, though.

K-9

It's an impressive turn around in form, which considering he was starting to look a bit lost in the job is very encouraging. I suppose he had to go back to basics first but we are playing decent stuff now, so he has answered the criticism that he didn't know how to defend.

We always improve as the season goes on but we've a lot more games this time.

Knex*

5starpool wrote: »

Only 85 years for me to earn what Mario does in a year.

Solid.

It's about 432 years to earn Messi's annual salary though.

Bet you could do your job on a cold, wet, Tuesday night in Stoke, though. You boss.

Super-Rush

Sappy404 wrote: »

You were playing in the midfield of a **** German team
When we found you
We picked you out and signed you, gave you Carragher's shirt
It looks so much better on you

Can... Emre Can
You know they don't believe us when we say you'll replace Stevie
Can... Emre Can
I talk about you so, my missus says that she might leave me

For midfield you were signed
But Brendan changed his mind
The smartest bit of business since Philippe Coutinho...

I added in a few bit of my own.

You were playing in the midfield of a **** German team
When we found you
We picked you out, signed you up, gave you Carragher's shirt
It looks so good on you

Now 5 months later on you're playing centre back
Just like he did too.

Oh Emre, we love you Emre
You know they don't believe us when we say you'll replace Stevie
Oh Emre, we love you Emre
I talk about you so much, my missus says she'll leave me

For midfield you were signed
But Brendan changed his mind
The smartest bit of business since Philippe Coutinho...

We all love you Emre
We all love you ohhhh

We all love you Emre
We all love you ohhhh

Gbear

262.5 years.

The joys of being a trainee.

5starpool

Vanolder wrote: »

How does this work?

Something to do with who quoted you and thanked your posts, and vice versa. It's not very scientific.

Colemania wrote: »

60k? Nice! :cool:

Hey, no reverse engineering allowed!

MonkeyTennis

Kerrigooney wrote: »

Our 3 center backs practice their corner defending technique.




I'll do the Love thing later.

The two boys laughing at their own Can pun.

Can not impressed

Dickerty

Agent Coulson wrote: »

How long would it take you to earn a top footballer’s salary?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-31110113

53 years to match Balotelli...I think I'd run out of time!

Knex*

Dickerty wrote: »

53 years to match Balotelli...I think I'd run out of time!

Beers on Dickerty, lads!

The Mig

Knex and Raif

Magico Gonzalez

After seeing that pass to Sterling last night I wish we could rehabilitate that loony bin Lovren and get Can into mf. He is the Gerrard we have been waiting for, convinced of it.

tok9

Cool lists guys... *sniff...

brevity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22QYriWAF-U

Dickerty

Knex. wrote: »

Beers on Dickerty, lads!

Ha, good luck getting any of it after the taxman, wife and (almost) 4 kids! :P

And petrol for my rocket car is no joke either...

Colemania

5starpool wrote: »

Hey, no reverse engineering allowed!

Dickerty wrote: »

53 years to match Balotelli...I think I'd run out of time!

:eek:

OwaynOTT

googled eyes wrote: »

Checks list.

Read's everyone else's list.

Retreats to the shadows.



Knex.
Kerrigooney
Raif Severance
Turtyturd
Shankly Gates
5live
livinginkorea
OwaynOTT
Nuri Sahin
K-9
rarnes1

Yer all dead to me. Except Nuri, who is dead to everyone

I'm on a list! Tell you what googled eyes, we will start our own club called the no turtyturds, knexs and all those saps club especially kerrigooney!.



I don't get why I'm not on peoples list. People are always referring to me by my shorter moniker, OTT.

Dickerty

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

After seeing that pass to Sterling last night I wish we could rehabilitate that loony bin Lovren and get Can into mf. He is the Gerrard we have been waiting for, convinced of it.

Lovren is far from beyond help. We need to stick with the 3 that are working right now, but if someone needs a rest of takes a knock, he's a very experienced guy and he can come in and do a job.

He wasn't the only one that started the season badly - Marko, Lallana, Lucas, Can...

MonkeyTennis

Knex.
K-9
Kerrigooney
Raif Severance
5live
Turtyturd
Shankly Gates
OwaynOTT
aaronh007
mada999
livinginkorea

On a completely different topic Im completely free most saturdays and I like long walks and Buckfast

Jesus Wept

top blokes the lot of them:

Turtyturd
Knex.
aaronh007
K-9
Nuri Sahin
Washington Irving
Sir Gallagher
rarnes1
phasers
My name is URL
Kerrigooney

Turtyturd

OwaynOTT wrote: »

I'm on a list! Tell you what googled eyes, we will start our own club called the no turtyturds, knexs and all those saps club especially kerrigooney!.



I don't get why I'm not on peoples list. People are always referring to me by my shorter moniker, OTT.

Was getting worried until realised that similar to the 'No Homers club'....one Turtyturd and one Knex would be permitted....feel sorry for Kerrigooney though.

PhiloCypher

Boards Matchmaking!beta
now ye're lovin'

Turtyturd
Knex.
Raif Severance
Kerrigooney
Nuri Sahin
rarnes1
K-9
mada999
Kess73
Grayditch
5live

The Good

The Bad

and the Ugly

you all know which you are .

tok9

Nuri isn't even around anymore and he still gets on all the lists. :pac:

I thought you guys liked the panda discussions/images/gifs but I see now... I was being used the whole time!

monkey9

Turdyturd's an absolute slut.

jcsoulinger

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W-IdtArpNeg

Can v Bolton

Turtyturd

monkey9 wrote: »

Turdyturd's an absolute slut.

I prefer to call it being social.

Knex*

Turtyturd wrote: »

I prefer to call it being social.

You thank slut.

kop77

aw shucks!!! ...

Knex*

I miss hefferboi. His last contribution I remember was that outstanding ant eater thug video.

Chip Whitley

To the bridge of Sam Smith's 'Like I Can'

Original:
Why are you looking down all the wrong roads?
When mine is the heart and the salt of the soul
There may be lovers who hold out their hands
But they'll never love you like I can, can, can
They'll never love you like I can, can, can

Liverpool Version:
Why would we worry when Stevie G goes
When Emre is the heart and the new soul
He'll boss any position like Igor Biscan
And he'll always be a Red, Emre Chan, Chan, Chan
We'll always love you Emre Chan, Chan Chan

I should really be working.

Turtyturd

Knex. wrote: »

You thank slut.

You're out of the club....same goes for Pillsbury Monkey9.

Knex*

Brendão wrote: »

[Sam Smith song]

Liverpool Version:
Why would we worry when Stevie G goes
When Emre is the heart and the new soul
He'll boss any position like Igor Biscan
And he'll always be a Red, Emre Chan, Chan, Chan
We'll always love you Emre Chan, Chan Chan

I should really be working.

I think you're due another 5 month hiatus after that one :pac:

Knex*

Lets help a brother out. Chewy Louis is looking for a new name.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057375289

OwaynOTT

Go on a bit of a good run of form and things start to go all off topic in here and giddy.

Our rivals for fourth:

"I felt a great disturbance in the boards, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in joy and were suddenly giddy. I fear something terrible has happened."

Chip Whitley

Knex. wrote: »

I think you're due another 5 month hiatus after that one :pac:

:pac:

Harry Palmr

I'm not on anyone list and I'm proud!

Merseyside derby game will be Rodgers 100th league game in charge.

Record from 99 games - WIN 53, DRAW 24 LOSE 22 (I tink)

Charlie19

Harry Palmr wrote: »

I'm not on anyone list and I'm proud!

I'd say you're on the FBI's list.

Dirty Harry:)

Hangballlouie

It's quite clear I'm about to leave my missus for Turty. I've been thinking about it for ages and this just confirms it. Now just to get rid of Kerrigooney and I'll have a free run at him.

monkey9

Boards Matchmaking!beta
now ye're lovin'

Username Compatibility
Turtyturd
K-9
Nuri Sahin
rarnes1
LuckyLloyd
Knex.
Kerrigooney
i heart chewy louie
grey_so_what
Skid X
Sir Gallagher

Agent Coulson

So will Rodgers pick the strongest team Saturday if everyone is fit or will he go with sentimentality and start Gerrard in what will probabaly be his last derby game?


Gerrard is nowhere near the strongest team if everyone if is fit right now.

murpho999

All these lists are making me feel very unloved.

rob316

Agent Coulson wrote: »

So will Rodgers pick the strongest team tomorrow if everyone is fit or will he go with sentimentality and start Gerrard in what will probabaly be his last derby game?


Gerrard is nowhere near the strongest team if everyone if is fit right now.

I hope he doesn't but he probably will. Either way we should have enough to beat Everton in their backyard. More excited to see Sturridge start if I'm honest.
Gerrard is not effective in any role in the team few players ahead of him in the pecking order currently IMO.

OwaynOTT

Hangball Doughboy wrote: »

It's quite clear I'm about to leave my missus for Turty. I've been thinking about it for ages and this just confirms it. Now just to get rid of Kerrigooney and I'll have a free run at him.

I'm coming up the rear though.

5starpool

Harry Palmr wrote: »

I'm not on anyone list and I'm proud!

I don't think closed accounts count. Err, I mean, poor 'Harry'.

Hangballlouie

OwaynOTT wrote: »

I'm coming up the rear though.

Oh matron!!