Liverpool FC Team Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 2014/15

Dickerty

googled eyes wrote: »

He needs to hire someone to read those notifications...

4 game ban. Probably get the same for racism and less for a stamp.

Agent Coulson

Roddy Piper would have been proud of that eye poke by Lazar.

Dickerty

rarnes1 wrote: »

4 game ban. Probably get the same for racism and less for a stamp.

Ah yes, but a racism charge would probably mean a 30K fine as well.
Which, as we know, shows how seriously they take it...

Dickerty

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Roddy Piper would have been proud of that eye poke by Lazar.

Typical dirty scot...since we are talking racism.

The Moldy Gowl

mormank wrote: »

Jeez, it's like people on this thread don't even understand the word hyperole, and I'm not exaggerating. :rolleyes:
I'm not using hyperbole. I'm using an extreme example (Sunderland, Swansea) to help get my point across that he is being hyperbolic. I only use the word hyperbole because the other word is just too damn difficult to remember how to spell all the time. But if people don't understand the word I might have to brush up on my spelling memory a tad.

Ok. You're literally not being hyperbolic.

Got it

Turtyturd

We need to sign Saurez.

Dickerty

Turtyturd wrote: »

We need to sign Saurez.

Saurez? The next big thing?

jasonb

According to Aertel, it's a 4 match ban instead of a 3 match ban because he was sent off playing for Benfica in an EL game last May...

J.

Harry Palmr

jasonb wrote: »

According to Aertel, it's a 4 match ban instead of a 3 match ban because he was sent off playing for Benfica in an EL game last May...

J.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0

jasonb

Heh heh... Yeah, I know, but the website is handy for a quick glance at news/headlines etc.

And there was a time when I was able to listen to that sound and know in advance what speed the connection was made at...

J.

rob316

jasonb wrote: »

According to Aertel, it's a 4 match ban instead of a 3 match ban because he was sent off playing for Benfica in an EL game last May...

J.

:eek: Aertel is still available!

mormank

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Ok. You're literally not being hyperbolic.

Got it

Great. I think I've just thought of an idea for a new sig. I still miss Alonso but this takes predecent I feel.

gafferino

Get in Fernando!

Turtyturd

Dickerty wrote: »

Saurez? The next big thing?

Evil Suarez....he's just a big eye and a goatee at the minute, but give him a few years.

PhiloCypher

So from what I can gather Markovic is getting a 4 match ban due to some uefa recidivism clause because he got sent off against Juventus in the Europa Semi's last year. Does anyone know what exactly he got sent off for in that game because unless we've replaced a biter with a recidivistic eye poker I fail to see why a red last year should count against him this year.

Vicxas

4 Match ban? Was this for the hand and red card!?



Obscene!

jasonb

Vicxas wrote: »

4 Match ban? Was this for the hand and red card!?



Obscene!

Apparently it was for the red card and a completely different red card in a previous season for a different club!

J.

Chris Martin

I'm a Blackburn fan and I fear it's the end of the line,
Would be a lot more confident, to the point of maybe we'll hold em and nick a goal, if we were at home, away from home, fear we're going to get trounced...
UNLESS, we keep up our FA Cup streak...
We haven't won away from home since Charlton in 3rd round, and before that it was in October.
We've played 3 matches, Charlton, Swansea and Stoke.
In Charlton match they went down to 10 men, against Swansea they finished with 9 and in the Stoke match they went down to 10 at HT.
So... Who, if you had the choice, would you send off and still have best chance of progressing?

I'm also a realist and know for a fact that without the red cards in Swans and Stoke match we'd be long gone. Also, we're not playing great at the moment either... Hopefully money will help a little towards a club that desperately needs it though.

Also saw a Liverpool stat that didn't fill me with joy, they've won 15/16 QFs in FA Cup..

I hope it's at least a little close, regardless of final result..

Vicxas

Chris Martin wrote: »

I'm a Blackburn fan and I fear it's the end of the line,
Would be a lot more confident, to the point of maybe we'll hold em and nick a goal, if we were at home, away from home, fear we're going to get trounced...
UNLESS, we keep up our FA Cup streak...
We haven't won away from home since Charlton in 3rd round, and before that it was in October.
We've played 3 matches, Charlton, Swansea and Stoke.
In Charlton match they went down to 10 men, against Swansea they finished with 9 and in the Stoke match they went down to 10 at HT.
So... Who, if you had the choice, would you send off and still have best chance of progressing?

I'm also a realist and know for a fact that without the red cards in Swans and Stoke match we'd be long gone. Also, we're not playing great at the moment either... Hopefully money will help a little towards a club that desperately needs it though.

Also saw a Liverpool stat that didn't fill me with joy, they've won 15/16 QFs in FA Cup..

I hope it's at least a little close, regardless of final result..

Id enjoy a good contest over a rout

D'Agger

Happy Pjancake Tuesday y'all

klose

PhiloCypher wrote: »

So from what I can gather Markovic is getting a 4 match ban due to some uefa recidivism clause because he got sent off against Juventus in the Europa Semi's last year. Does anyone know what exactly he got sent off for in that game because unless we've replaced a biter with a recidivistic eye poker I fail to see why a red last year should count against him this year.

Marko was subbed off v juve in the second leg, they were pretty much through to the final so were trying to see the game out. Anyways, a few scuffles broke out nothing much to write home about but both markovic and vucinic of juve were both sent off (funnily enough whilst neither were on the pitch) for apparent verbal abuse exchanged.

The funny thing is both denied anything happened and vucinic went as far as to say he was exchanging words with artur moraes benficas back up keeper.

So from what i gather he was falsely sent off in the first place.

http://soccerly.com/article/VanjaBojanovic/no-conflicts-between-markovic-and-vucinic

PhiloCypher

D'Agger wrote: »

Happy Pjancake Tuesday y'all

Crepe joke

MonkeyTennis

Pjanc Whore

Dickerty

PhiloCypher wrote: »

Crepe joke

God, you are as bitter as a lemon (and sugar)...

You people drive me Nut(ella)s!

Knex*

googled eyes wrote: »

He'd fit right in on this thread with posts like that

I remember before getting an email from twitter with some of my friends names in it, asking me did I know them and want to follow them. They had like three names of people I went to college with, and then Lazar Markovic :pac:

Knex, do you know Bob, Mary, James, and Lazar Markovic?

Made me laugh anyway.

PhiloCypher

klose wrote: »

Marko was subbed off v juve in the second leg, they were pretty much through to the final so were trying to see the game out. Anyways, a few scuffles broke out nothing much to write home about but both markovic and vucinic of juve were both sent off (funnily enough whilst neither were on the pitch) for apparent verbal abuse exchanged.

The funny thing is both denied anything happened and vucinic went as far as to say he was exchanging words with artur moraes benficas back up keeper.

So from what i gather he was falsely sent off in the first place.

http://soccerly.com/article/VanjaBojanovic/no-conflicts-between-markovic-and-vucinic

Sent off for an exchange of words ??? this gets worse and worse . Unless your telling the ref to go **** himself (would have been tempting as its Clattenburg) or shouting some racial pejorative you should never be sent off for an exchange of words with another player. Joke decisions piled on joke decisions for this ban it seems.

Kirby

klose wrote: »

Marko was subbed off v juve in the second leg, they were pretty much through to the final so were trying to see the game out. Anyways, a few scuffles broke out nothing much to write home about but both markovic and vucinic of juve were both sent off (funnily enough whilst neither were on the pitch) for apparent verbal abuse exchanged.

The funny thing is both denied anything happened and vucinic went as far as to say he was exchanging words with artur moraes benficas back up keeper.

So from what i gather he was falsely sent off in the first place.

http://soccerly.com/article/VanjaBojanovic/no-conflicts-between-markovic-and-vucinic

That all sounds so ridiculous.

Dickerty

Chris Martin wrote: »

Also saw a Liverpool stat that didn't fill me with joy, they've won 15/16 QFs in FA Cup..

That's a remarkable stat, when you consider some of the teams we would have met...

Dickerty

Knex. wrote: »

Made me laugh anyway.

A-ha-ha-ha!

wcarey1975

jasonb wrote: »

Apparently it was for the red card and a completely different red card in a previous season for a different club!

J.

Wait until he gets sent off next year

OwaynOTT

Turtyturd wrote: »

Evil Suarez....he's just a big eye and a goatee at the minute, but give him a few years.

and he'll still be a big eye and a goatee, whining on about his lost ring and let a group of Jay Spearings defeat him.

whatawaster

Dickerty wrote: »

God, you are as bitter as a lemon (and sugar)...

You people drive me Nut(ella)s!

If these jokes don't stop I'm gonna flip

Cartman78

Lads, the pancakes jokes have been really flat so far....really creppy standard, you can all do much much batter

Turtyturd

Yay....puncake Tuesday.

garra

Chris Martin wrote: »

I'm a Blackburn fan and I fear it's the end of the line,
Would be a lot more confident, to the point of maybe we'll hold em and nick a goal, if we were at home, away from home, fear we're going to get trounced...
UNLESS, we keep up our FA Cup streak...
We haven't won away from home since Charlton in 3rd round, and before that it was in October.
We've played 3 matches, Charlton, Swansea and Stoke.
In Charlton match they went down to 10 men, against Swansea they finished with 9 and in the Stoke match they went down to 10 at HT.
So... Who, if you had the choice, would you send off and still have best chance of progressing?

I'm also a realist and know for a fact that without the red cards in Swans and Stoke match we'd be long gone. Also, we're not playing great at the moment either... Hopefully money will help a little towards a club that desperately needs it though.

Also saw a Liverpool stat that didn't fill me with joy, they've won 15/16 QFs in FA Cup..

I hope it's at least a little close, regardless of final result..

If you asked us a few weeks ago, it could have been most of the team.

Of the current starters I would nominate Markovic for the red, he is still young and raw and his loss would be felt less sorely felt than our more established attacking players

D'Agger

Turtyturd wrote: »

Yay....puncake Tuesday.

Pjancake.....don't ruin this for me

Agent Coulson

Pandacake lads its Pandacake day.

OwaynOTT

Pancake jokes are for tossers.

Boom_Bap

Agent Coulson wrote: »

Pandacake lads its Pandacake day.

Harry Palmr

I'm making panda cakes and had no intention of doing so until this page! :mad:

MonkeyTennis

smileyj1987

Ah you lads are cruel im stuck on a bus and want pancakes now.

Harry Palmr

smileyj1987 wrote: »

Ah you lads are cruel im stuck on a bus and want pancakes now.

80 grams flour
1 egg
knob of butter melted
250 ml of milk

throw the lot into a bender and spin like Dead or Alive for 30 seconds - heat frying pan with butter until nice and hot - ladle on the mix and turn down heat. Don't forget the caster sugar and lemon. Panda optional.

Super-Rush

Harry Palmr wrote: »

80 grams flour
1 egg
knob of butter melted
250 ml of milk

throw the lot into a bender and spin like Dead or Alive for 30 seconds - heat frying pan with butter until nice and hot - ladle on the mix and turn down heat. Don't forget the caster sugar and lemon. Panda optional.

Jamie Olivers method is simple.

1 cup of flour.
1 cup of milk.
1 egg.
1 pinch of salt.

Delia Smith suggests that you make the batter the night before.
Delia be trippin yo.

Harry Palmr

IrishSkyBoxer

Harry Palmr wrote: »

God Mike you're playing for the other team now are u?

brevity

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Sahko, that doesn't need painting!

When's the FA Cup TV fixtures out?

klose

Looks like ojo started for wigan and set up their first goal, given the assist on who scored anyways. Wigan have been wretched since mckaay took over haven hardly scored so its good to see.