This thread made my day! Literally

The Bould Rabbit

And its not a Boards.ie thread.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751

I know its an old one, but I've never seen it before.
If you have, that's great.

Thank you to The Josh. What a muppet.

The Backwards Man

I waste enough of my time reading the bollocks here without reading ancient bollocks from somewhere else.

Summary and analysis please?

Annasopra

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I waste enough of my time reading the bollocks here without reading ancient bollocks from somewhere else.

Summary and analysis please?

Two gobshītes argued over time

Venus In Furs

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I waste enough of my time reading the bollocks here without reading ancient bollocks from somewhere else.

Summary and analysis please?

It's that forum full of ***** that repeatedly say "Do you even lift brah", "no homo brah", "something something alpha brah", "brah brah brah".

Pack of Patrick Batemans some of them.

donvito99

So a quiet Sunday in for the OP then.

The Bould Rabbit

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I waste enough of my time reading the bollocks here without reading ancient bollocks from somewhere else.

Summary and analysis please?

I waste enough time giving summaries and analysis.

The bollocks I posted is sufficient bollocks to be getting on with.

The Backwards Man

Joeytheparrot wrote: »

Two gobshītes argued over time

Venus In Furs wrote: »

It's that forum full of ***** that repeatedly say "Do you even lift brah", "no homo brah", "something something alpha brah", "brah brah brah".

Pack of Patrick Batemans some of them.

Thanks.
I'll stay here with the sane people so.:)

Mr. Incognito

Is it two bodybuilders arguing over who has the smallest willy?

If not I have no interest reading it

The Bould Rabbit

donvito99 wrote: »

So a quiet Sunday in for the OP then.

Yep. And?

Mr_Muffin

Bodybuilding.com is what this forum wishes it was.


A forum full of anti-social, opinionated idiots who think they know it all. Come to think of it.....

strobe

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I waste enough of my time reading the bollocks here without reading ancient bollocks from somewhere else.

Summary and analysis please?

A guy asked a question about how often to exercise and then there was some confusion by him about how many times he'd be working out in a two week period because he counted the Sunday of each week twice.

Yeah, that's actually what it is.

The Backwards Man

Mr_Muffin wrote: »

Bodybuilding.com is what this forum wishes it was.


A forum full of anti-social, opinionated idiots who think they know it all. Come to think of it.....

Give me a summer in the bog with them and I'd soon 'work out' some of those attitudes

KungPao

I want a total upper body workout that works my abs, cabs, AND flabs.

somefeen

It goes on for almost 3 pages......

The Backwards Man

KungPao wrote: »

I want a total upper body workout that works my abs, cabs, AND flabs.

Forget about these snakeoil salesmen.

Do you know the difference between a top turf and a black turf?

somefeen

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Forget about these snakeoil salesmen.

Do you know the difference between a top turf and a black turf?

One is black and the other is on top?

The Backwards Man

somefeen wrote: »

One is black and the other is on top?

Good stuff

How are you fixed for May-July? I can't pump you full of vitamins but I'll promise you muscles like Chevy Chase's head.

The Bould Rabbit

Do you deliver turf to Wexford?

kneemos

Suppose you put "I can't believe it's not butter"in the real butter dish and visitors said "I don't believe that's not butter"and you would say it's not...imagine the mirth and confusion . I'd literally laugh.

The Backwards Man

The Bould Rabbit wrote: »

Do you deliver turf to Wexford?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVphs8eP6c4

The Bould Rabbit

That happened once. The real butter dish thing. Caused a hell of a rumpus.

The butter for the butter dish was real but the butter dish itself wasn't.

It was a dish for I can't believe its not butter, but it had actual butter in it.

somefeen

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Good stuff

How are you fixed for May-July? I can't pump you full of vitamins but I'll promise you muscles like Chevy Chase's head.

Do I get time off for me pilates?

The Backwards Man

somefeen wrote: »

Do I get time off for me pilates?

When I'm finished with you you'll have forgotten all about your sore arse.:pac:

shruikan2553

Short version:
Guy 1: If you work out every second day you will have 4 sessions in the week as a week is 8 days (he thinks it is seven because you dont count the first day in the week)
Guy 2: You are a retard
Repeat

DoYouEvenLift

Aware.


How many RT's does that have on twitter now?

Venus In Furs wrote: »

It's that forum full of ***** that repeatedly say "Do you even lift brah", "no homo brah", "something something alpha brah", "brah brah brah".

Pack of Patrick Batemans some of them.

That's funny because there actually have been at least two confirmed serial killers linked to the forum. One of which was Elliot Roger, the infamous forever alone that was so frustrated about being a virgin he shot up a college. I don't know much about the other but AFAIK he's called " ice pick killer" or something along those lines.

And another member from Australia is currently awaiting trial because of a girl who fell from his balcony.

RDM_83 again

Mr_Muffin wrote: »

Bodybuilding.com is what this forum wishes it was.


A forum full of anti-social, opinionated idiots who think they know it all. Come to think of it.....

Its a great forum to take a gander through.
And if you don't agree with me its because your a BETA that doesn't see how the world works Brahhh

nibble

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

That's funny because there actually have been at least two confirmed serial killers linked to the forum. One of which was Elliot Roger, the infamous forever alone that was so frustrated about being a virgin he shot up a college. I don't know much about the other but AFAIK he's called " ice pick killer" or something along those lines.

And another member from Australia is currently awaiting trial because of a girl who fell from his balcony.

To be fair though it is a massive forum, probably one of the top 20 on the internet. There's bound to be a lot of oddblls, misfits and even some murderers hanging out there, just as in a real life community of some sort. I mean for all we know Larry Murphy could have/had a boards account! **Looks around carefully**

caustic 1

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

Aware.


How many RT's does that have on twitter now?





That's funny because there actually have been at least two confirmed serial killers linked to the forum. One of which was Elliot Roger, the infamous forever alone that was so frustrated about being a virgin he shot up a college. I don't know much about the other but AFAIK he's called " ice pick killer" or something along those lines.

And another member from Australia is currently awaiting trial because of a girl who fell from his balcony.

That could be any forum at any time. Do you know who you talk to on here?

The_Captain

Venus In Furs wrote: »

It's that forum full of ***** that repeatedly say "Do you even lift brah", "no homo brah", "something something alpha brah", "brah brah brah".

Pack of Patrick Batemans some of them.

Would you believe that despite the website name the forum isn't actually about bodybuilding.

Pretty famous forum for talking about generally everything

Birneybau

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Give me a summer in the bog with them and I'd soon 'work out' some of those attitudes

Ah, toilet sex.

WoollyRedHat

Threads about threads.