Ray D'arcy on RTE Radio 1 **Mod Warning post 1, 1263, 1610**

Odyssey 2005

Simpler solution would be to get rid of the gimp altogether.

somesoldiers

Private Lactation Specialist

TheHomeService

somesoldiers wrote: »

Private Lactation Specialist

What is Darcy's fixation with breastfeeding? It's actually as concerning as Joe Duffy's death obsession.

liam7831

Maybe get off Facebook all day

somesoldiers

There are breast feeding Nazis all over FB telling women that "Breast is best"- you are not giving your child the start in life if you don't breast feed etc Stay off FB!!

PeterTheNinth

When worried about a show, Ray says to himself "What's the worst that can happen".. And then the show happens just as he had envisaged it.

sligojoek

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

When worried about a show, Ray says to himself "Think of the fees" "What's the worst that can happen".. And then the show happens just as he had envisaged it.

FYP

Right2Write

TheHomeService wrote: »

What is Darcy's fixation with breastfeeding? It's actually as concerning as Joe Duffy's death obsession.

Why? Breastfeeding is much healthier than death. Just saying

found this woman terribly annoying, and talk about stating the obvious.

Pretty much every woman feels like this, who does she think she has to inform us all?

PeterTheNinth

Just tuned in. Is Baz getting money from this content filter program ? I didn't think that pious f**ker would have allowed such shameless product placement and hard selling on his program.

constitutionus

ray now telling us what a man is.

jesus wept.

vicwatson

Gavin James top class

goochy

ray is such a woman , Baz goes on about how hard men have it these days with their identity - of course Ray has to chip in women have it hard too - obviously not wanting to upset jenny and women listeners and proving he didn't know what baz was talking about.

Jan_de_Bakker

Talking about the soup in the canteen ... jesus..

Mena Mitty

Jenny sez 'Look at you McGyver' as he gets to grips with a can opener.

DeadHand

This is ghoulish.

tampopo

Tuned in for the soup episode, then off.

back on again "imagine Milan playing for Milan. heh heh heh"
Straight off again

sligojoek

I turned on there for 5 minutes. Are RTÉ on a mission to depress the nation?

Odyssey 2005

Jan_de_Bakker wrote: »

Talking about the soup in the canteen ... jesus..

Turned off after the Goul Line. In farcys very first programme after his return to the RTE cash cow he complained bitterly about the price of the soup in the RTE canner. Sure he only gets a half mill a year.

alan partridge aha

He could do with a kick in the bricks.

PeterTheNinth

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Jenny sez 'Look at you McGyver' as he gets to grips with a can opener.

I did laugh when he said that alright. I couldn't think of anybody less like McGyver. Can you imagine it.

Damsel: "Hurry up McRayver, push the button on the lift so that we can escape from these bad guys".
McRayver: "Okay... press that one there.. Why is that button not working, now.... *SIGH* haaaaaaaaa.... shur we fecked now. no chance... all gone wrong.. it's my fault... my fault".

Yamanoto

tampopo wrote: »

back on again "imagine Milan playing for Milan. heh heh heh"

The goon even expounded on this guff further, saying "I wonder if there's ever been a player with the same first name as his club"

sligojoek

Yamanoto wrote: »

The goon even expounded on this guff further, saying "I wonder if there's ever been a player with the same first name as his club"

That and his Irish stereotyping nostalgia sh1te. It's been done Ray. Time to let the youngsters talk about the 90s and the 00s

Jimmy Garlic

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

I did laugh when he said that alright. I couldn't think of anybody less like McGyver. Can you imagine it.

Damsel: "Hurry up McRayver, push the button on the lift so that we can escape from these bad guys".
McRayver: "Okay... press that one there.. Why is that button not working, now.... *SIGH* haaaaaaaaa.... shur we fecked now. no chance... all gone wrong.. it's my fault... my fault".

Ray is the kind of guy that would get shot first in a hostage situation. Everyone else would be keeping quite trying not to draw attention to themselves. In between sighs, Ray, oblivious to his predicament, would be jabbering on about sugar, operation transformation, porridge, Christmas lights, blah blah blah, bang.

thesandeman

After all his talk about studying psychology, I can see why he's not practicing it.

jimmyw

PeterTheNinth wrote: »

I did laugh when he said that alright. I couldn't think of anybody less like McGyver. Can you imagine it.

Damsel: "Hurry up McRayver, push the button on the lift so that we can escape from these bad guys".
McRayver: "Okay... press that one there.. Why is that button not working, now.... *SIGH* haaaaaaaaa.... shur we fecked now. no chance... all gone wrong.. it's my fault... my fault".

You're terrible ........... LOL!

PeterTheNinth

Yeah Ray, she's listening to Moncreiff right now.

decky1

Classic Hits---- Niall Boylan yer only man for topics no one else will touch , should be on the tele [ oh no it might offend someone.]

PeterTheNinth

Up next, a man who made a cup of tea..

Harry Angstrom

Why does D'Arcy think these stories of babies being born on the way to hospital are of any interest to the listeners? You've heard one story, you've heard them all.