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British man convicted after attempted intercourse with mailbox

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  • #2
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Really need to stamp out this kind of carry on.
    I hope he wore a french letter.
    He must have had a small package?
    It's a whole new meaning to 'junk' mail...


  • #3
    peckerhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭peckerhead


    With one mighty blow, Whiskeyman shocks the AH bad punners division into momentary silence...


  • #4
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,506 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Of course if it was some back-water part of Africa, or a religiously backward part of the Deep South, he'd probably be arrested for having intercourse with a male.


  • #5
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    A: You've got... mail!

    B: Ah come on!

    A: You got that right, right on ye mail, ah-hah.


  • #6
    The_Captain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,376 ✭✭✭The_Captain


    The police found him post-coitus


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  • #7
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    If you are really going to make a holy show of yourself do it in style like this man


  • #8
    Rosie Rant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    Witness "watched for some time" - WHY?! :(


  • #9
    blatantrereg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    "Is there anything in the post?"
    "No there's only junk."


  • #10
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    You could really say he was barking up the wrong..............wait...................shít!!


  • #11
    blatantrereg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    He's now registered as a sex offender. Technically that makes sense but he doesn't really invoke the same dread as what you normally associate with it. Maybe they need separate tiers or something.


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  • #12
    BoJack Horseman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,248 ✭✭✭✭BoJack Horseman


    Bah. ... "attempted" intercourse.
    What a rookie.

    Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry?


  • #13
    The_Captain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,376 ✭✭✭The_Captain


    blatantrereg wrote: »
    He's now registered as a sex offender. Technically that makes sense but he doesn't really invoke the same dread as what you normally associate with it. Maybe they need separate tiers or something.

    In cases like this, the judges have to obey the letter of the law


  • #14
    blatantrereg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    This being published on the internet is disproportionately damaging in comparison to the bizarre drunken idiocy.
    It's not news. It is funny, but it would still be funny without the name and pic.


  • #15
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    He certainly left his stamp on that mailbox


  • #16
    Comhrá
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭Comhrá


    was it a post-coital experience?


  • #17
    lakesider
    Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭lakesider


    He thought he was a postman so he tried to empty his sack!


  • #18
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Did he have a big package?


  • #19
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    coolhull wrote: »
    Did he have a big package?

    Expecting a delivery ?


  • #20
    Hoop66
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,451 ✭✭✭Hoop66


    We won't have that problem over here. It's the red paint, gets a chap going...


  • #21
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,647 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Did anything come into the letterbox?


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  • #22
    Dog of Tears
    Closed Accounts Posts: 812 ✭✭✭Dog of Tears


    In fairness, he just got couriered away.


  • #23
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Attempted intercourse?! How cräp do you have to be to strike out with an inanimate object?


  • #24
    Aubrey loves Joe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭Aubrey loves Joe


    Hope he is on the registered letters list now


  • #25
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    MistyCheese wrote: »
    Attempted intercourse?! How cräp do you have to be to strike out with an inanimate object?

    He found air-mail too expensive


  • #26
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    These puns are cringier than a Kevin Costner film title.


  • #27
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    blatantrereg wrote: »
    This being published on the internet is disproportionately damaging in comparison to the bizarre drunken idiocy.
    It's not news. It is funny, but it would still be funny without the name and pic.

    Yeah imagine the good it does too. Whatever bad things are going on in a person's life they can look at his picture read the story and say thank fock at least I'm not him.


  • #28
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    These puns are cringier than a Kevin Costner film title.

    ???


  • #29
    Tony EH
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,566 ✭✭✭✭Tony EH


    We need to address the issue of mail rape. It's a disgrace that it's not discussed enough in society.

    Many people think it doesn't happen at all.


  • #30
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Postman Splat!


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  • #31
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    ???

    The Post Man, in a post apocalyptic world, he delivered the post.


  • #32
    Sinister Kid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,503 ✭✭✭Sinister Kid


    The heart wants what the heart wants...


  • #33
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,530 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    "John....some joker's put wallpaper paste on our letters AGAIN"


  • #34
    blatantrereg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭blatantrereg


    He's winking because the photographer is from the Sunday Post.


  • #35
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    At least his delivery was on time and to the right address. Your move An Post .


  • #36
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    MistyCheese wrote: »
    Attempted intercourse?! How cräp do you have to be to strike out with an inanimate object?

    Even if he used a dildo?


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  • #37
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    In fairness a nicely done up post box can in a certain light be highly attractive !


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