/me

Neil3030

/me remembers when this was all the rage

MistyCheese

*thinly veiled nostalgia post.

Faith+1

Okay.........?

CatLou

/me slaps Neil3030 around a bit with a large trout

whiskeyman

U ok hun? xxx

One eyed Jack

/me shrivels up like a walnut remembering Internet chat rooms circa 1995! :pac:





Jesus Christ, it can't be 20 years? Fcuk me, that's depressing!

My name is URL

16/f/Cali

Neil3030

/me will, in a couple of years, have existed longer on this planet with a boards.ie account than without one.

/me hopes he will get a prize of some description!

My name is URL

/#/r/navelgazing.yolo

Trebor176

Are these all quotes by the Cookie Monster?

Sh1tbag OToole

I take off my robe and wizard hat

Slydice

/j #fortress.ie
/j #quake.ie
/j #boards.ie

mad muffin

I am Groot.

AndonHandon

My name is URL wrote: »

16/f/Cali

22/m/NA

Cyber?

Wang King

Blah blah.... Obligatory Facekicker ref....blah blah....night biatches!

Ruu

/slap Neil3030
*Ruu slaps Neil3030 around a bit with a large trout*

AndonHandon

Neil3030 wrote: »

/me will, in a couple of years, have existed longer on this planet with a boards.ie account than without one.

/me hopes he will get a prize of some description!

That is an excellent realisation. But, to encourage the rest of us to give a ****, let us guess how old you are now!

/29?

Neil3030

AndonHandon wrote: »

That is an excellent realisation. But, to encourage the rest of us to give a ****, let us guess how old you are now!

/29?

Close, 30.

dpofloinn

/meh

AndonHandon

Neil3030 wrote: »

Close, 30.

So no one else was allowed guess? Narcissistic Neil is what you should be called.

The_Valeyard

AndonHandon wrote: »

22/m/NA

Cyber?

/busted
/Garda on way.

Neil3030

Neil3030 wrote: »

/me remembers when this was all the rage

/nick taxahcruel
.....
/notify
.....
/whois <the girl I like who online>
/whowas <the girl I really like>
/whois <the guy I know likes her too>
/whowas <the guy I know likes her too>
/msg <girl I like who is still online> There you are!
/join #lobby

IRC

AndonHandon

The_Valeyard wrote: »

/busted
/Garda on way.

They just use that to scare you. I remember two squad cars pulling up outside my neighbour's gaff around 1998 and the computers being seized, like big fat monitors and everything! Cybercrime is as victimless as white collar crime.

Moonbeam

I still use it
I gave up on the trout though
Comic chat was awesome as was Mirc and Pirch:)

/server.iol.ie Good Times

/server irc.indigo.net not so good times

/server irc.phishy.net You share a chat network with WHO now?

Neil3030

AndonHandon wrote: »

That is an excellent realisation. But, to encourage the rest of us to give a ****, let us guess how old you are now!

/29?

Narcissistic or not, I still want my prize.

The_Valeyard

I still remember my first chats on oceanfree.net

Hi, A/s/l

AndonHandon

Neil3030 wrote: »

Narcissistic or not, I still want my prize.

You give us a prize for guessing your age. And by us I mean me. Fish taco supper and copious amounts of beer?

The_Valeyard

The_Valeyard wrote: »

I still remember my first chats on oceanfree.net

Hi, A/s/l

DAMN you, I knew there was one I was missing.

Neil3030

A legendary old school trolling:

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

Slydice

*checks bash for first time in years*

heh heh, it's still there :-)

http://bash.org/?23396

#23396 +(36484)- [X]

<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE **** UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

AndonHandon

Neil3030 wrote: »

A legendary old school trolling:

Bahahaha! Brilliant!