why are women impossible to turn to

jazz101

You get too scared to leave bed in the morning. You end up partial suspension hanging and your body thrashes out of the position. But you can't tell your girlfriend because women need constant entertainment and fun. You can't drag a girl down, there's too many fun people out there who would only love to have her. You can be there for her through everything but you can never tell any woman you're a schizophrenic on the brink.

Never ever tell a woman anything that doesn't make her laugh or smile. She'll just go and fins someone who makes her feel that way.

cherryghost

Someone had a bad day with the GF.

If a woman truly knows you and cares for you, none of the above should matter.

The Moldy Gowl

What?


If a man/woman runs from you for someone more 'fun' after you opening up your feeling box them to, they most certainly are gowls.

Self centred gowls.

TimeToShine

Nice sweeping brush.

whiskeyman

Post this in the Ladies Lounge.
They'll love this.







Hold on as I get the popcorn ready!!

Peregrine

Is it time for an 'All women are the same" thread again?


You seem upset about something. You should get help with it rather than blaming it on women everywhere.

jazz101

No lads none of the bad day stuff. We had a great day yesterday and are fine. I am just frustrated by this fact that any weakness will drive a girl away when I have about a thousand of them, most of them pathological, that I can never mention without suddenly being just friends.

DoYouEvenLift

Finger her butt.

Honey Monster

Op you're doing it wrong.

castletownman

I hear their periods attract bears

The Moldy Gowl

jazz101 wrote: »

No lads none of the bad day stuff. We had a great day yesterday and are fine. I am just frustrated by this fact that any weakness will drive a girl away when I have about a thousand of them, most of them pathological, that I can never mention without suddenly being just friends.

Is one of your problems you being gay?

Tht would maybe explain the friendzone?

Oooooor you could just find yourself a half decent girlfriend who doesn't leg it at the first sign of trouble.

Generic Dreadhead

And the recent spate of b****x threads continues
Go post in relationship advice or something

jazz101

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Is one of your problems you being gay?

Tht would maybe explain the friendzone?

I'm going out with her. All the same tho. A thousand lads waiting to play the role of being worth something to a girl until they crack up, she gets tired and finds someone else to play the perfect man role.

blinding

castletownman wrote: »

I hear their periods attract bears

They are dangerous alright and I am not talking about the cuddly bears ! ! !

jamesbere

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

Finger her butt.

Works everytime

jazz101

blinding wrote: »

They are dangerous alright and I am not talking about the cuddly bears ! ! !

Hoho! Now isn't that a superb post. Not the cuddly type, the vicious animal type! Careful out there! Haha!

Fecks sake is this what the internet turned out to be.

The Moldy Gowl

jazz101 wrote: »

I'm going out with her. All the same tho. A thousand lads waiting to play the role of being worth something to a girl until they crack up, she gets tired and finds someone else to play the perfect man role.

Maybe she isn't the girl for you if you can't talk to her.


/sensible advice.



Jam it in her butt tonight and put chili on the condom should open her up and make her feel vulnerable.

/also sensible advice

jazz101

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Maybe she isn't the girl for you if you can't talk to her.


/sensible advice.



Jam it in her butt tonight and put chili on the condom should open her up and make her feel vulnerable.

/also sensible advice

Nah. No girl wants the schizophrenic/mdd/SAD/GAD baggage. Send any sane woman running. Why wouldn't they when theres plenty normal lads waiting.

jamesbere

Any woman who is like this is a self centred muppet and should be kept at arms length.

seamusk84

Mah if she runs she runs. No point pretending to be someone else, screw they dude.
Just be cool, women like that. A rebel without a cause etc. Buy a motorbike

RobbingBandit

The Moldy Gowl

jazz101 wrote: »

Nah. No girl wants the schizophrenic/mdd/SAD/GAD baggage. Send any sane woman running. Why wouldn't they when theres plenty normal lads waiting.

No such thing as normal.

Stop beating yourself up and go and chat to her. If she dosent understand then she isn't sound, and in fact, a dreaded gowl. Then leave her off to be gowl.

Every one has their demons op, girls and boys.

ardle1

Just take a yoke no sorry I mean Ginseng....
And then you can annoy her de fcuk out of your life:P

jimgoose

Nonsense. When a woman loves you, she'll mind you. That's what they do, it's primitive, base-of-the brain stuff. To the death.

jimgoose

DoYouEvenLift wrote: »

Finger her butt.

Ah! Shock-treatment - excellent!

jazz101

She knows what I have. I just can't tell her when it gets bad which is everyday. Everyday hearing the hallucinations suicide spiel. It'd wear anyone out.

jimgoose

jazz101 wrote: »

She knows what I have. I just can't tell her when it gets bad which is everyday. Everyday hearing the hallucinations suicide spiel. It'd wear anyone out.

I know couple of people with that, it's a desparate dose. Are you getting the proper help?

blinding

jazz101 wrote: »

Hoho! Now isn't that a superb post. Not the cuddly type, the vicious animal type! Careful out there! Haha!

Fecks sake is this what the internet turned out to be.

Jeez did I break the internet or something ! ! !

spiralism

jazz101 wrote: »

No lads none of the bad day stuff. We had a great day yesterday and are fine. I am just frustrated by this fact that any weakness will drive a girl away when I have about a thousand of them, most of them pathological, that I can never mention without suddenly being just friends.

I'd have them quarantined if that's the case.

ScumLord

jazz101 wrote: »

No lads none of the bad day stuff. We had a great day yesterday and are fine. I am just frustrated by this fact that any weakness will drive a girl away when I have about a thousand of them, most of them pathological, that I can never mention without suddenly being just friends.

Are you sure it's not just you that's assuming they think that way?

You may be acting awkward trying to hide things from her which is more off putting than the truth. As long as you don't break into her house, wake her in the middle of the night wearing a mask to tell her you have some mental issues you should be fine or alternatively better off without her. There's only so long you can hide the truth.

Balmed Out

I always found women to be the opposite of that. Opening up about some problem is like dousing yourself in pheromones (so long as your the victim- im recovering from a terrible illness - good, i feel the need to stab people - bad).

Saralee4

jazz101 wrote: »

You get too scared to leave bed in the morning. You end up partial suspension hanging and your body thrashes out of the position. But you can't tell your girlfriend because women need constant entertainment and fun. You can't drag a girl down, there's too many fun people out there who would only love to have her. You can be there for her through everything but you can never tell any woman you're a ūschizophrenic on the brink.

Never ever tell a woman anything that doesn't make her laugh or smile. She'll just go and fins someone who makes her feel that way.

Jazz don't come here looking for sympathy try in to drag me down. Anyone would think your a man on the verge of schizophrenia.

I'm off now to find another thread that makes me laugh and smile.

wandatowell

jazz101 wrote: »

I'm going out with her. All the same tho. A thousand lads waiting to play the role of being worth something to a girl until they crack up, she gets tired and finds someone else to play the perfect man role.

Dude if that's the vibe you are getting from your lady then I'd be kicking her to the curb.


Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

jimgoose

ScumLord wrote: »

...As long as you don't break into her house, wake her in the middle of the night wearing a mask to tell her you have some mental issues you should be fine....

That's paranoid schizophrenia, the fun one. The Jason Voorhees hockey-masks-and-chainsaws one. Most poor bastards have the I-haven't-slept-for-six-weeks-and-I'm-desperately-afraid one. Not so fun.

blinding

Does society in general have much empathy for mens problems ? ? ?

I personally don't think so.

There is apparently only so much empathy around and there doesn't seem much left for mens problems.

Seriously ask a man with a partner and a few kids and some pets (cat and dog for example) where he comes in the importance of being emotionally comforted and I believe that if many men were to answer truthfully they would say that its after the pets.

Now some men are most of the time happy with this (Life has its priorities and thats the way it is) but maybe it just doesn't work for all men.

Only my opinion and I am entitled to it ! ! !

jimgoose

blinding wrote: »

Does society in general have much empathy for mens problems ? ? ?

I personally don't think so.

There is apparently only so much empathy around and there doesn't seem much left for mens problems.

Seriously ask a man with a partner and a few kids and some pets (cat and dog for example) where he comes in the importance of being emotionally comforted and I believe that if many men were to answer truthfully they would say that its after the pets.

Now some men are most of the time happy with this (Life has its priorities and thats the way it is) but maybe it just doesn't work for all men.

Only my opinion and I am entitled to it ! ! !

It's not "men's problems", it's a horrible bastard medical condition that can affect anyone. People can fcuk off with "empathy" as far as I'm concerned. As for children, a Man may be aware of several oddly short people who live in his house. Dogs and cats are lesser pack members who occasionally cost money. I do not consider myself lower down the social order than a "person" who has to ask me to open the door so they can go out in the yard to sh1t.

jazz101

On to her now and its going well.

blinding

jimgoose wrote: »

It's not "men's problems", it's a horrible bastard medical condition that can affect anyone. People can fcuk off with "empathy" as far as I'm concerned. As for children, a Man may be aware of several oddly short people who live in his house. Dogs and cats are lesser pack members who occasionally cost money. I do not consider myself lower down the social order than a "person" who has to ask me to open the door so they can go out in the yard to sh1t.

You may be lower than the cat though as he has his toiletry needs met indoors if it is an indoor cat;)

Of course people of all shapes and sizes can have a horrible bastard medical condition.

I am trying to make the point that society as a whole does not seen to be able to help men with horrible bastard medical conditions.

Thats not a great revelation to anyone but we do not seem to be making much improvement with our situation.

Autonomous Cowherd

From personal experience OP, it is tough both sides of that street. It is horrible for the person going through the episode, especially as the treatment is dose 'em up barbarity that does not even approach the psycho-spiritual journey that the person is having, and it is tough for the lover who cares for that one, as it is confusing, shocking, exhausting, worrying, depleting and takes every ounce of one's love and strength to drag the beloved back from the edge of oblivion.

Have mercy on her too, as she faces into a void of uncertainty as your comrade, just as you do.

Don't be afraid to be a vulnerable human being, and to recognise her vulnerable humanity too. No more self pity.

All the very best to you

USD Inflation Swap

I find if the hotter a woman is the more they are turned off by excessive vulnerability so if you confide too much about how intimated you are during certain events or in certain scenarios it can turn her off.

spiralism

Give them yokes, then they'll open up.

Lucyfur

MOD

Hiya OP,

I think you need more professional help and I don't think AH can provide that.

And for the record, no way should an illness, mental or otherwise, prevent you from having a great life with a supportive partner

Wishing you all the best.