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  • 23-01-2015 11:44pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭


    Star Lord smells and Chucken likes unfunny jokes!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    According to my body wash, I smell like a fresh, confident scent that demands respect and then eats it.

    I bought it because it told me that if I could imagine a powerful, fearsome grizzly bear who can repair military helicopters and also speak confidently about world affairs then it was the body was for me. I could, so I bought it.

    I'm a consumer whore!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Star Lord wrote: »
    According to my body wash, I smell like a fresh, confident scent that demands respect and then eats it.

    I bought it because it told me that if I could imagine a powerful, fearsome grizzly bear who can repair military helicopters and also speak confidently about world affairs then it was the body was for me. I could, so I bought it.

    I'm a consumer whore!

    Ha ha, you're a cuckoo!

    Oh wait, no, I am.


    I hate this forum:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Haha, I'm gonna randomly lock the thread at some stage to make someone the cuckoo. But not now. Oh no, not falling for that one!
    You must think I'm some kinda chump! I know I do!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Tell me an unfunny joke!
    Actually there's no such thing as an unfunny joke :p

    Whats the difference between a duck?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    me me me me me coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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  • Registered Users Posts: 208 ✭✭zyanya


    ándale ándale, arriba, arriba!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    zyanya wrote: »
    ándale ándale, arriba, arriba!!!

    ha ha, you're a Cuckoo, ha ha!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    cuckoo3.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Chucken wrote: »
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    you WON'T wear the Cuckoo crown, it's mine!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Oh look! I found a sign for outside :)

    Starbae? Will you hang it up for us please?

    cuckoosnest_sign.jpg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    So pretteh, hung it on the outhouse door!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    \o/ I think I can safely say we're the first forum with our own nameplate :)













    Wait.

    We have an outhouse? :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Chucken wrote: »
    \o/ I think I can safely say we're the first forum with our own nameplate :)





    Wait.

    We have an outhouse? :o

    I'm the Cuckoo, I'm the Cuckoo!:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Course you are :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Chucken wrote: »
    Wait.

    We have an outhouse? :o

    Yeah, of course!!!

    If you didn't know that, then... where have you been going??? :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    Chucken wrote: »
    Course you are :)
    Yeah but you are the chucken!


    Star Lord.
    If you didn't know that, then... where have you been going???

    Somewhere only he knows.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Shhh, time for little kitties to sleep...


  • Registered Users Posts: 208 ✭✭zyanya


    Star Lord wrote: »
    Shhh, time for little kitties to sleep...

    Aww! Like how little are we speaking?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Star Lord wrote: »
    Yeah, of course!!!

    If you didn't know that, then... where have you been going??? :eek:


    There's an inhouse in the room with this sign on the door:

    http://s65.photobucket.com/user/pxfighter/media/level2/wcode/w060001w062000/w060745.jpg.html

    Never meet you guys in there :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    I'm Cuckoo, I'm Cuckoo!!

    *dances*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Your nuts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Star Lord wrote: »
    Your nuts.

    On the contrary, your nuts, m'Lord:)

    a100879_fal04_nuts_xl.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Chucken wrote: »
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    i prefer snail mail

    snail-mail.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Awwwwww :)

    I love snails. Their little mouths when they eat....soooo cute.
    I had a snail once for 4 years. His name was Mike.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Chucken wrote: »
    Awwwwww :)

    I love snails. Their little mouths when they eat....soooo cute.
    I had a snail once for 4 years. His name was Mike.

    Mike the snail- i like that. Did he deliver on Saturdays?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Yes, the first Saturday of every two months.

    snail-mail.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Star Lord wrote: »
    Yes, the first Saturday of every two months.

    which months?


    just curious:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Every two. Like Smarch and Decembuary.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    That's when my birthday is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Chucken wrote: »
    That's when my birthday is.

    you're Cuckoo!


    actually, you're not, i am :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,440 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,440 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Lots of great Cuckoos here, but i'm the main Cuckoo so I am!!!!

    CUCKOO CUCKOO CUCKOO!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    Chucken wrote: »
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    wouldn't be the first time Cuckoos Nest was in trouble:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Cuckoo spit has nothing to do with cuckoos, but is produced by insects as a protection from predators.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    the cuckoos nest is closed:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Your nest is closed


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,017 ✭✭✭johnny osbourne


    i know you are but what am i


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    the cuckoos nest is closed:(

    No! Thats where my birthday is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,017 ✭✭✭johnny osbourne


    Chucken wrote: »
    No! Thats where my birthday is.


    ye sit is


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    I is sitting :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,017 ✭✭✭johnny osbourne


    *warms the seat for chucken*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    :o ohhh


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