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MelanieC

Is Michael not with Louise anymore then? Last time I remember even seeing her was when she told Wayne & Orla that Louis was selling the pub and that was aaaaages ago! Hate the way FC does that.

desbrook

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

I think barchanic Mikey really wants to join Dan's basketball team

No - never leave a good prop go to waste is FC's motto

You won't see Michael and Dan in the one scene .... watch !

sligojoek

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

I think barchanic Mikey really wants to join Dan's basketball team

And make a move on Sally.

fin12

Why was Renne checking the top of the pringles, was she checking to see if they were open or something because the best before date isn't on the top of the pringles, its on the bottom

fin12

Stupid b**ch Niamh talking to Michael like that and she's done nothing but complain since she's got back with Paul.

fin12

wilddarts wrote: »

What geriatric Bono and his henchmen did to Greasy was shocking. Ruining his slimey hairdo with wreckless abandon.

#prayforgreaseball'shairdo

His hair looked better all messed up. :)

dee_mc

desbrook wrote:

No - never leave a good prop go to waste is FC's motto

Why is Michael using a wheelchair?

Berkieahern

dee_mc wrote: »

Why is Michael using a wheelchair?

Test drive after he serviced it!

fin12

Did Robbie just throw a lot of dry shampoo into his hair because there's some volume in it.

JP Liz V1

dee_mc wrote: »

Why is Michael using a wheelchair?

He broke one leg and fractured or sprained other at stag party weekend according to Eoghan

hungrypig

Where have all the pervs come from on this thread ?? There are more pervs on this thread than there are lesbians on faircity

JP Liz V1

I wonder will Pierce light up Niamh next for Christmas

hungrypig

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

I wonder will Pierce light up Niamh next for Christmas

I hear his bangers are great

hungrypig

My guess is that the Flynn story will climax at Xmas and tommys recordings will save caddle and greasy from a gruesome death at the last minute , of course deegan will be the arresting officer.
Why the f**k hasn't anyone noticed or at least commented on why tommy spends half the day watching a laptop with earphones. Does it not raise red flags for stripey and Jackie given they know his history?

squadro

Only watching now. Jaysus Flynn and the boys gave Robbies hair some battering.

squadro

duplicate.

coolhull

Ahh, Fair City! Poor Stephen Spielberg is kicking himself for not having the foresight to buy up the film rights. But even he couldn’t have handled the heart-warming, Oscar-winning stories that make Carrigstown unique in the world of entertainment


Like the story of the woman who runs a massive taxi business, using only a mobile phone and a fag-box, and who has a two year old child (born six years ago) who she gets to see every eight months for 1.3 minutes, while simultaneously working behind the bar of her ex-boyfriend’s pub for no discernible reason

Like the tale of the psychotic gardener’s excellent audio-visual equipment, which not only allows him to see everything in Cinemascope and High-Definition Technicolour, but also lets him listen in to both sides of a phone conversation.


Like the mumbling mechanic, who goes to a stag party in Galway (naturally) and ends up in a wheelchair with ''one ankle's broken, the other's strained'' yet miraculously doesn't need any plaster-of- Paris or splints

Like the eighteen-year old business whizz-kid who can turn a three-bedroom semi into a successful global online hostel emporium and who keeps her hundreds of ‘bookings’ on a memory stick (somewhere)

And the best-selling author who's been living in Brazil for years, but works in a pub and has her agent living around the corner in Dublin, which is convenient

Like an accountant who can't get a visa for the United States because he might, just might, be facing a charge of driving without due care and attention. No conviction, just a possible summons......Boy, that American Department of Homeland Security sure are a tough bunch of bast@rds


And the bald headed git who has sex with his estranged wife while still wearing his overcoat and business suit, in a house that seems to have more visitors than the Guinness HopStore

Like the chip-shop owner who is President of the Chamber of Commerce and runs his business with a sweeping brush in one hand and a coffee-pot in the other

And an ex-alcoholic publican who hasn’t noticed that his newly-appointment manageress and staff hasn’t turned up for work in three weeks, and who hasn't spotted that the '' barman -who-dare-not-speak-his-name'' has been down in the bar cellar since last February (assuming he survived the tsunami that resulted from leaving the toilet hand basin running)

And all that, without even mentioning the two-week basketball game, the lesbian 'lurve' triangle, the eight-staff, one-van courier network, the fearless, hardened criminal who is scared sh1tless of a part-time Garda, and the leather jacket that's been worn so long that it can now find it's way to the pub.

Yes, any one adventure on it's own would make a Christmas cinema blockbuster, but taken together, they add up to what must surely be 'The Greatest Story Ever Told''

hungrypig

squadro wrote: »

Only watching now. Jaysus Flynn and the boys gave Robbies hair some battering.

Yes the rest of him seemed unmarked......special effects and makeup team at fc pulling a blinder as usual

coolhull

hungrypig wrote: »

My guess is that the Flynn story will climax at Xmas

If Niamh gets back with Mumbles, maybe she will too :D

hungrypig

coolhull wrote: »

If Niamh gets back with Mumbles, maybe she will too :D

I think kitchins is definitely dead now !!

squadro

coolhull wrote: »

Ahh, Fair City! Poor Stephen Spielberg is kicking himself for not having the foresight to buy up the film rights. But even he couldn’t have handled the heart-warming, Oscar-winning stories that make Carrigstown unique in the world of entertainment


Like the story of the woman who runs a massive taxi business, using only a mobile phone and a fag-box, and who has a two year old child (born six years ago) who she gets to see every eight months for 1.3 minutes, while simultaneously working behind the bar of her ex-boyfriend’s pub for no discernible reason

Like the tale of the psychotic gardener’s excellent audio-visual equipment, which not only allows him to see everything in Cinemascope and High-Definition Technicolour, but also lets him listen in to both sides of a phone conversation.


Like the mumbling mechanic, who goes to a stag party in Galway (naturally) and ends up in a wheelchair with ''one ankle's broken, the other's strained'' yet miraculously doesn't need any plaster-of- Paris or splints

Like the eighteen-year old business whizz-kid who can turn a three-bedroom semi into a successful global online hostel emporium and who keeps her hundreds of ‘bookins’ on a memory stick (somewhere)

And the best-selling author who's been living in Brazil for years, but works in a pub and has her agent living around the corner in Dublin, which is convenient

Like an accountant who can't get a visa for the United States because he might, just might, be facing a charge of driving without due care and attention. No conviction, just a possible summons......Boy, that American Department of Homeland Security sure are a tough bunch of bast@rds


And the bald headed git who has sex with his estranged wife while still wearing his overcoat and business suit, in a house that seems to have more visitors than the Guinness HopStore

Like the chip-shop owner who is President of the Chamber of Commerce and runs his business with a sweeping brush in one hand and a coffee-pot in the other

And an ex-alcoholic publican who hasn’t noticed that his newly-appointment manageress and staff hasn’t turned up for work in three weeks, and who hasn't spotted that the '' barman -who-dare-not-speak-his-name'' has been down in the bar cellar since last February (assuming he survived the tsunami that resulted from leaving the toilet hand basin running)

And all that, without even mentioning the two-week basketball game, the lesbian 'lurve' triangle, the eight-staff, one-van courier network, the fearless, hardened criminal who is scared sh1tless of a part-time Garda, and the leather jacket that's been worn so long that it can now find it's way to the pub.

Yes, any one adventure on it's own would make a Christmas cinema blockbuster, but taken together, they add up to what must surely be 'The Greatest Story Ever Told''

Fixed yer post

Strazdas

dee_mc wrote: »

Why is Michael using a wheelchair?

I think he must be injured in real life. Michael having an accident wasn't part of any storyline up until now.

The Talking Bread

squadro wrote: »

Fixed yer post

?? What did you change.

Flippyfloppy

Coolhull- you're hilarious if you don't put your skills to use in real life...you should! U could give the bould heather fierce competition writing books!

squadro

squadro wrote: »

Fixed yer post

Bookins

LynnGrace

Brilliant post coolhull.

fin12

Strazdas wrote: »

I think he must be injured in real life. Michael having an accident wasn't part of any storyline up until now.

Do you remember when he had that black eye as well that had nothing to do with a storyline as well.

Flippyfloppy

fin12 wrote: »

Do you remember when he had that black eye as well that had nothing to do with a storyline as well.

He's a real life scoundrel!

JP Liz V1

MelanieC wrote: »

Is Michael not with Louise anymore then? Last time I remember even seeing her was when she told Wayne & Orla that Louis was selling the pub and that was aaaaages ago! Hate the way FC does that.

I thought he was still with Louise too or did she finally dump him for Dean

coolhull

fin12 wrote: »

Do you remember when he had that black eye as well l.

I think he bumped into Niamh's cleavage. Nearly took the eye out of him!