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Tim Reilly

Heather will kill Ellie, hide her body, report her missing and the government will appoint a top level spin doctor to help Heather, John Deegan will be very very suspicious of Heather but he will be quickly removed from the case and then go on to write a book about his theory that Heather is responsible for her daughters disappearance.

Always number 1

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Carrie Crowley aka Jackie narrates The Shelbourne

I thought it was Bibi Baskin?

CollyFlower

Tim Reilly wrote: »

Heather will kill Ellie, hide her body, report her missing and the government will appoint a top level spin doctor to help Heather, John Deegan will be very very suspicious of Heather but he will be quickly removed from the case and then go on to write a book about his theory that Heather is responsible for her daughters disappearance.

Sounds familiar ⬆

My theory is that the next episode will be a cast of characters who have been missing for the last few weeks to return and for the Heather /Ellie storyline to be shelved.

sligojoek

Tim Reilly wrote: »

Heather will kill Ellie, hide her body, report her missing and the government will appoint a top level spin doctor to help Heather, John Deegan will be very very suspicious of Heather but he will be quickly removed from the case and then go on to write a book about his theory that Heather is responsible for her daughters disappearance.

She should keep in with Bob. He has experience when it comes to hidng bodies.

max life

Always number 1 wrote: »

I thought it was Bibi Baskin?

It is Bibi Baskin as far as I know

Bye Nessa no need to tell you that you have a half brother bye, bye. Bloody fair city lol

Tim Reilly

Deleted User wrote: »

Bye Nessa no need to tell you that you have a half brother bye, bye. Bloody fair city lol

Sure she didn't even visit the brother that she knows about.

X6.430macman

Deleted User wrote: »

Bye Nessa no need to tell you that you have a half brother bye, bye. Bloody fair city lol

Ummm whose her half brother???

Strazdas

X6.430macman wrote: »

Ummm whose her half brother???

Our friend "Junior"

X6.430macman

Strazdas wrote: »

Our friend "Junior"

Oh ya completely forgot about him.

squadro

X6.430macman wrote: »

Oh ya completely forgot about him.

So did the writers.

The Talking Bread

A Year In Carrigstown.....

From a week long hostage scene
To Five Months of annoying lesbians
Last Night We bid Good Riddance
To a Carrigstown 2015

It started with a big bang
Which meant we now had legless Dan
And the everpresent Bronagh
Tending to his lovelife and bedpan

Visits n'er from his family
Just from Caddle and Greasy
And three months of declarations
Of Love between all three

When finally Bronagh came knocking
And found Caddle and Robbie....talking ; )
The truth was finally out
And moody Dan's lip started rocking.

To help him ease his pain
Dan set about achieving his aim
To participate in what would be
the longest ever basketball game

We bid auf wiedersehen
To Jo and Binnjuminnnn
But plenty more went awol
Such as Mondo, Neil and Jane

But like all of Carrigstown
They'll soon be back around
And they will languish on your screen
Until you're mentally worn down

Into town drove Lesbnina
In her out of Tax Cortina
Spending all her days nosing about
like a bloodthirsty hyena

Yet for all her journalistic instinct
Into fallen wheelbarrows or scandals long extinct
When a story worth covering arose
She's been missing ever since

Lest you all forget this matter
I'll repeat, but contain your laughter
the confusing tale of murder
Of Mumbles by his stand in father

Poor Mumbles was pronounced dead
After a slight brush against his head
Yet all considered Gripey guilty
Except Us here on this thread

Even Tommy provided proof
That such a charge was quite aloof
As we had set up the RamCam
On the Hotel Lobby Roof

Yet the real man behind the crime
The owner of the Ballantine
Is allowed to walk among his victims
All day to wine and dine

Niamh and Paul got back together
And we saw the last of Flynn's leather
But a new panto villain arose
In the form of Smiley Heather

Sourpuss found a smile
Whilst out in a Greek isle
Methinks it may be Louise's though
As she is now constantly hostile


We cringed at the overreaction
To Juniors ear infection
Indeed Orla's hysteric wailing
Warranted a Professional intervention.

Dolly was cured overnight
After giving all a fright
Whilst Neil went proper crazy
Pouring a pint over himself one night

I'm sure theres more nonsense to follow
As if thats not enough to swallow
But thanks for all the fun
And stay away from Mallow!!!!!!!!!

sligojoek

X6.430macman wrote: »

Oh ya completely forgot about him.

You're not the only one.

twirlagig

The Talking Bread wrote: »

A Year In Carrigstown.....

From a week long hostage scene
To Five Months of annoying lesbians
Last Night We bid Good Riddance
To a Carrigstown 2015

It started with a big bang
Which meant we now had legless Dan
And the everpresent Bronagh
Tending to his lovelife and bedpan

Visits n'er from his family
Just from Caddle and Greasy
And three months of declarations
Of Love between all three

When finally Bronagh came knocking
And found Caddle and Robbie....talking ; )
The truth was finally out
And moody Dan's lip started rocking.

To help him ease his pain
Dan set about achieving his aim
To participate in what would be
the longest ever basketball game

We bid auf wiedersehen
To Jo and Binnjuminnnn
But plenty more went awol
Such as Mondo, Neil and Jane

But like all of Carrigstown
They'll soon be back around
And they will languish on your screen
Until you're mentally worn down

Into town drove Lesbnina
In her out of Tax Cortina
Spending all her days nosing about
like a bloodthirsty hyena

Yet for all her journalistic instinct
Into fallen wheelbarrows or scandals long extinct
When a story worth covering arose
She's been missing ever since

Lest you all forget this matter
I'll repeat, but contain your laughter
the confusing tale of murder
Of Mumbles by his stand in father

Poor Mumbles was pronounced dead
After a slight brush against his head
Yet all considered Gripey guilty
Except Us here on this thread

Even Tommy provided proof
That such a charge was quite aloof
As we had set up the RamCam
On the Hotel Lobby Roof

Yet the real man behind the crime
The owner of the Ballantine
Is allowed to walk among his victims
All day to wine and dine

Niamh and Paul got back together
And we saw the last of Flynn's leather
But a new panto villain arose
In the form of Smiley Heather

Sourpuss found a smile
Whilst out in a Greek isle
Methinks it may be Louise's though
As she is now constantly hostile


We cringed at the overreaction
To Juniors ear infection
Indeed Orla's hysteric wailing
Warranted a Professional intervention.

Dolly was cured overnight
After giving all a fright
Whilst Neil went proper crazy
Pouring a pint over himself one night

I'm sure theres more nonsense to follow
As if thats not enough to swallow
But thanks for all the fun
And stay away from Mallow!!!!!!!!!

Brilliant! I read that in Charlie's posh voice!

The Talking Bread

twirlagig wrote: »

Brilliant! I read that in Charlie's posh voice!

i hope it comes across equally well in his northside accent. After last nights drinking its far from posh i feel!

JP Liz V1

Always number 1 wrote: »

I thought it was Bibi Baskin?

Saw Carrie's name come up in credits of repeat show the other night as narrator did she replace BB

hearmehearye

Carrie did season 1, Bibi is doing the latest season.

Always number 1

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Saw Carrie's name come up in credits of repeat show the other night as narrator did she replace BB

Maybe after her stellar work keeping the Ballantine afloat over the Christmas the Shelbourne are going to hire her to oversee the removal of the final pieces of the scaffolding...

The Talking Bread

hearmehearye wrote: »

Carrie did season 1, Bibi is doing the latest season.

From The Shelbourne to The Ballantyne............. no wonder she skulks around the street with a face like a grieving cod....................:(

JP Liz V1

I would think after your son and brother dies recent enough you wouldn't want to be out in a pub ringing in the new year

hearmehearye

Or doing Christmas cards, it's pretty common down here in Kerry that there are no Xmas cards sent to a grieving family.

The Talking Bread

hearmehearye wrote: »

Or doing Christmas cards, it's pretty common down here in Kerry that there are no Xmas cards sent to a grieving family.

jaysus, ye Kirry boyos will use any excuse to save a few shillings 😉:p

youwould

hearmehearye wrote: »

Or doing Christmas cards, it's pretty common down here in Kerry that there are no Xmas cards sent to a grieving family.

I've been led to believe that grieving families definitely don't send cards out for the first Christmas. Sending is up to the sender I suppose, but I think a lot of people who knew a family were grieving probably wouldn't send one.

Anyway I couldn't understand why the O'Brien's went to the NYE do. Of course it was going to be upsetting! Their tears weren't stopping Farrah, Renee and everyone else from partying though.

I wonder if Shane could be brought before the medical council for prescribing Heather those pills without examining her or talking to her properly (i.e. in a medical setting...)?

The Talking Bread

youwould wrote: »

I've been led to believe that grieving families definitely don't send cards out for the first Christmas. Sending is up to the sender I suppose, but I think a lot of people who knew a family were grieving probably wouldn't send one.

Anyway I couldn't understand why the O'Brien's went to the NYE do. Of course it was going to be upsetting! Their tears weren't stopping Farrah, Renee and everyone else from partying though.

I wonder if Shane could be brought before the medical council for prescribing Heather those pills without examining her or talking to her properly (i.e. in a medical setting...)?

Knowing the way the medical profession conducts its work in Carrigstown, if such a Medical Council Inquisition were to take place it would be either in the Station or The Hungry Pig.

JP Liz V1

Has greasy closed his bookies?

Strazdas

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

I would think after your son and brother dies recent enough you wouldn't want to be out in a pub ringing in the new year

Yes, that was very odd in retrospect. In fact, a pub surrounded by noisy strangers is the last place you would want to be at the stroke of midnight.

desbrook

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

I would think after your son and brother dies recent enough you wouldn't want to be out in a pub ringing in the new year

Particularity the pub where he used to work ! Even his workmate and ex-lover Jane has taken extended compassionate leave ....

Then again Robbie has no problem completely taking over the pub where his soon to be wife was almost killed by a crazed gunman.

Back to Michael though. Let's call a spade a spade - Michael was the most inarticulate, dull, wooden and one dimensioal character ever to grace Fair City. That takes some doing by the way ! The way they all go on you'd think he was Mr.Charisma !

coolhull

I see Emmet shares Mumbles' aversion to razor blades.
Obviously Gillette or Wilkinson Sword are not FC sponsors.
.But then we only have to look at Pete's ridiculous moustache to see that.

desbrook

coolhull wrote: »

I see Emmet shares Mumbles' aversion to razor blades.
Obviously Gillette or Wilkinson Sword are not FC sponsors.
.But then we only have to look at Pete's ridiculous moustache to see that.

We still have no official nickname for Emmet. "Fumbles"is my current best shot !

The Talking Bread

desbrook wrote: »

We still have no official nickname for Emmet. "Fumbles"is my current best shot !

Jungles... in honour of his "out of phone reach travelling"

grumbles, in honour of his hostile attitude

stubbles in honour of his gruff, non shaved look,

quibbles, in honour of his argumentative attitude

stumbles in honour of his inability to last longer than five minutes with the delicious Neassa..........no christmas tree lighting up ability there............



On a sidenote why does he always look like he is freezing his ass off. massive layers of heavy clothing and scrunching up with his arms folded.....indoors