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Sephiroth_dude

walshb wrote: »

It's hardly rocket science. Chop tomatoes, butter roll and place tomato on roll. You now have a thriving restaurant. And sometimes they don't even need the roll, just a plate for the chopped tomatoes.

Ehhh theres no way anyone could a restaurant on there own, there use too be loads of staff before ,waitresses/waiters,now theres none.

CollyFlower

Dan is really running ahead of himself (pun intended) with him planning to buy a bungalow for himself, Carol and Jack to move into. Jesus!

walshb

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Well there use too be loads of staff before ,waitresses/waiters,now theres none.

Yes, but Yvonne must have come to the realization that the tomato menu was the way to go. Less cleaning of cutlery and plates meant no need for other staff. Grab dishes and a quick rinse and all is done. As for taking orders, well, it's only two options, a plate of tomatoes or a tomato roll. No need for waitresses to take those easy orders. One person can do all.

cofy

walshb wrote: »

Yes, but Yvonne must have come to the realization that the tomato menu was the way to go. Less cleaning of cutlery and plates meant no need for other staff. Grab dishes and a quick rinse and all is done. As for taking orders, well, it's only two options, a plate of tomatoes or a tomato roll. No need for waitresses to take those easy orders. One person can do all.

And now that they have Dean, a professional chef, they can go all gourmet and open a packet of tayto's, so the people of Carrigstown can have a choice of tayto rolls or tomato rolls.:D:D

walshb

The Bistro used to thrive on the plate of lettuce dish, but realized that it was taking up far too much time cleaning. Every time the door would open a gust of wind would blow the lettuce everywhere, and Yvonne was hiring extra staff to clean up. She then went with the tomatoes. They tend to stay on the plate that bit better! It's a win win!

walshb

BTW, how long more can Bella sit like a spare tool in the Bistro? What a waste of energy and space!

alan partridge aha

walshb wrote: »

BTW, how long more can Bella sit like a spare tool in the Bistro? What a waste of energy and space!

He is not a well man

coolhull

Dean-o's got the job as chef in Vino's.

No you haven't Dean, you've got a job as chief tomato-slicer in Vino's. And chief roll-butterer. And all at a salary that's 5% higher than it was years ago. Happy days!

And they should kick Dan out of that hospital bed and give it to Bela. He'll catch his death of cold sitting in that chair. You'd have to be very bloody fond of tomatoes to go in there every day and see his miserable face.
And of course nobody bothers asking if Yvonne's still ''getting her head together'' in Galway.
I wouldn't bother watching this complete sh*ite if it wasn't for this thread. It's what keeps me sane.

walshb

coolhull wrote: »

No you haven't Dean, you've got a job as chief tomato-slicer .

coolhull

walshb wrote: »

BTW, how long more can Bella sit like a spare tool in the Bistro? What a waste of energy and space!

alan partridge aha wrote: »

He is not a well man

Well, he wont get any bloody better sitting in that restaurant chair :mad:

CollyFlower

cofy wrote: »

And now that they have Dean, a professional chef, they can go all gourmet and open a packet of tayto's, so the people of Carrigstown can have a choice of tayto rolls or tomato rolls.:D:D

Dean is not a "professional chef" .....he was never a qualified chef...... (Funny how you can remember things from years ago but forgot recent events)

alan partridge aha

coolhull wrote: »

Well, he wont get any bloody better sitting in that restaurant chair :mad:

He probably needs a few bob.

Black Menorca

alan partridge aha wrote: »

He is not a well man

Probably all those tomatoes running through his system. Draining experience for the once Lothario.

cofy

CollyFlower wrote: »

Dean is not a "professional chef" .....he was never a qualified chef...... (Funny how you can remember things from years ago but forgot recent events)

I meant "professional chef" as in, that is what he earned a living from.

SuperDude87

Just caught up on the Tuesday and Wednesday's episodes.

I had some OH MY GOD moments - Dan seeing Carol and Robbie kiss, Dan sending Bronagh to spy on Carol - both made me think it was going to come to a head aaaaaaaaaaand nothing.

Disappointed with Bronagh though - not telling Dan doesn't really suit her character hopefully she will say something soon...

walshb

cofy wrote: »

I meant "professional chef" as in, that is what he earned a living from.

Hey, guys, quit ruining the thread with serious sh1t!:)

Its torture watching those hospital scenes its the same thing over & over

United Chester Men

alan partridge aha wrote: »

He is not a well man

Perhaps he has been eating too mu ch off the menu...

walshb

SuperDude87 wrote: »

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Disappointed with Bronagh though - not telling Dan doesn't really suit her character hopefully she will say something soon...

And spoil the amazing and creative love triangle? No way, we won't..........?

eternal

CollyFlower wrote: »

Dean is not a "professional chef" .....he was never a qualified chef...... (Funny how you can remember things from years ago but forgot recent events)

You can be professional and not qualified.

walshb

United Chester Men wrote: »

Perhaps he has been eating too mu ch off the menu...

You could be onto something there for the Bistro. Canned tomatoes means less time having to search and select tomatoes, freeing up more time to actually serve tomatoes. Wait, don't they do chopped tomatoes in cans as well? Entrepreneur of the year awaits!

coolhull

walshb wrote: »

Canned tomatoes means less time having to search and select tomatoes, freeing up more time

Wait, so what does that leave for Dean-o to do? Use the tin-opener? And at a salary that's 5% higher than years ago.
Nice work if you can get it

bottlebrush

coolhull wrote: »

Wait, so what does that leave for Dean-o to do? Use the tin-opener? And at a salary that's 5% higher than years ago.
Nice work if you can get it

Well at least it'll keep him away from the bare knuckle fighting for a while. He wouldn't want to get hurt and need to go to hospital anyway, not with Bedblocker Dan taking up The Bed and Junior on a waiting list.

CollyFlower

eternal wrote: »

You can be professional and not qualified.

I understand that, I've seen 'professionals' and they haven't a clue, I've also seen unqualified 'professionals wipe the floor with the pros.

United Chester Men

bottlebrush wrote: »

Well at least it'll keep him away from the bare knuckle fighting for a while. He wouldn't want to get hurt and need to go to hospital anyway, not with Bedblocker Dan taking up The Bed and Junior on a waiting list.

Don't forget about Bella. Even poor old Dolores has to have her cancer appointments on the street. The health system in Carrigstown is a sham. An at the time illegal immigrant nusssssssssss who got a job without being interviewed after claiming she was educated in Zambia............, a drug addicted doctor who spends his days walking from cafe to pub to house to fast food chipper diagnosing people and now a wierdo nurse who works 24/7 and has developed an obsession about her seemingly only patient and is intruding in his personal life and threatening the only people who come near him.......... And lets not forget a doctor who helped kill his brother in law and the last doctor, who drank every day and night and slept with every middle aged an she could and had zero patient confidentiality skills..........

CollyFlower

United Chester Men wrote: »

Don't forget about Bella. Even poor old Dolores has to have her cancer appointments on the street. The health system in Carrigstown is a sham. An at the time illegal immigrant nusssssssssss who got a job without being interviewed after claiming she was educated in Zambia............, a drug addicted doctor who spends his days walking from cafe to pub to house to fast food chipper diagnosing people and now a wierdo nurse who works 24/7 and has developed an obsession about her seemingly only patient and is intruding in his personal life and threatening the only people who come near him.......... And lets not forget a doctor who helped kill his brother in law and the last doctor, who drank every day and night and slept with every middle aged an she could and had zero patient confidentiality skills..........

Ah here, leave it out

JillyQ

Didn't see it tonight has meeeeeeeeee DDAAAAAAAAAAAAA and the plank left yet?

United Chester Men

JillyQ wrote: »

Didn't see it tonight has meeeeeeeeee DDAAAAAAAAAAAAA and the plank left yet?

no they still haven't decided if they are going to Australlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yet. Its captivating stuff. Biggest will they wont they since Ross and Rachel. I think they will drag it out until Christmas Day

Beechfiled

I think Bella is sitting in Vinos waiting on Dr Jim to come in and diagnose him during one of his roaming surgeries.

JillyQ

United Chester Men wrote: »

no they still haven't decided if they are going to Australlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yet. Its captivating stuff. Biggest will they wont they since Ross and Rachel. I think they will drag it out until Christmas Day

Its enough to turn ya off It