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bottlebrush

Never any shortage of work in Carrickstown, professional photographer gets job snapping hardware store, Vinos has ambitious plans and Niamh is able to back Jo and Dermish.

Did I miss the episode where Paul and Niamh got back together?

United Chester Men

United Chester Men wrote: »

Greasy as a baby...




Caddle as a baby




Dean as a baby...





Bob as a baby




Niamh as a baby... (note the christmas tree lights......)

And lets not forget Dermishhhhhhh



So whats happened in Carrigstown tonight....... still the same merry go round drivel?? Watching the match

walshb

bottlebrush wrote: »

Never any shortage of work in Carrickstown, professional photographer gets job snapping hardware store, Vinos has ambitious plans and Niamh is able to back Jo and Dermish.

Did I miss the episode where Paul and Niamh got back together?

Sorry, but WTF is so strong about Jo's business plan, Niamh? Have you even read her "solid" proposal?:rolleyes:

Sephiroth_dude

The dean one is brilliant

United Chester Men

What business does Sure Look want to open??

walshb

Louise has real plans for the Bistro? What fooking else can she do with a bunch of tomatoes? Unless she's branching out and adding in peppers?I saw a stack of them in the HUGE kitchen tonight!

CollyFlower

United Chester Men wrote: »

Greasy as a baby...




Caddle as a baby




Dean as a baby...





Bob as a baby




Niamh as a baby... (note the christmas tree lights......)

LOL, love the Neimh one.

coolhull

walshb wrote: »

Sorry, but WTF is so strong about Jo's business plan, Niamh? Have you even read her "solid" proposal?:rolleyes:

No need for Niamh to see any budgetary proposals. Dermish has already ''looked over the figures'' and sure we all know he is totally independent.
By Wednesday they'll have the place up and running, no bother. Half Carrigstown will be working there and the other half washing their lingerie in the machines Jo got 'for a song' in Waterford. Don't forget, the premises has WiFi, a huge selling point for any washeteria.
Things happen fast in Carrigstown. No need to apply for change-of-use permission or silly things like that. Electricians, plumbers, phone engineers, sitting areas assembly? Pffft, sure Damien can easily take care of little jobs like that. Me Daaaaa can do the publicity shots, and SuperDoc can hand out flyers with every prescription. Caddle can mention it to her customer on the two occasions a year when her work phone rings.
The place will be a roaring success, and within a month there'll be branches opening up all over the country, with thousands of employees. Everyone's a winner!

Challenge : Who can come up with a good name for the business?

Mystery Egg

I reached the end of my tether with FC tonight.

I'm packing it in for the foreseeable. What a load of insufferable, repetitive sh!te!

sligojoek

If it's as busy as Dolly's hair and beauty place they'll be millionaires in no time.

VickieVexed

coolhull wrote: »

No need for Niamh to see any budgetary proposals. Dermish has already ''looked over the figures'' and sure we all know he is totally independent.
By Wednesday they'll have the place up and running, no bother. Half Carrigstown will be working there and the other half washing their lingerie in the machines Jo got 'for a song' in Waterford. Don't forget, the premises has WiFi, a huge selling point for any washeteria.
Things happen fast in Carrigstown. No need to apply for change-of-use permission or silly things like that. Electricians, plumbers, phone engineers, sitting areas assembly? Pffft, sure Damien can easily take care of little jobs like that. Me Daaaaa can do the publicity shots, and SuperDoc can hand out flyers with every prescription. Caddle can mention it to her customer on the two occasions a year when her work phone rings.
The place will be a roaring success, and within a month there'll be branches opening up all over the country, with thousands of employees. Everyone's a winner!

Challenge : Who can come up with a good name for the business?

'Lookit' and Wash'it?
'

coolhull

Mystery Egg wrote: »

I reached the end of my tether with FC tonight.

I'm packing it in for the foreseeable. What a load of insufferable, repetitive sh!te!

Don't go, Mystery. It can't get any worse. (or can it?)

United Chester Men

coolhull wrote: »

Don't go, Mystery. It can't get any worse. (or can it?)

It can! Which is the beauty of it all! If it got good I wouldn't watch it!

United Chester Men

What is Jo's business idea??

CollyFlower

United Chester Men wrote: »

What is Jo's business idea??

A beautiful launderette. WI free WiFi.

United Chester Men

CollyFlower wrote: »

A beautiful launderette. WI free WiFi.

Considering Sure Look It's strong domineering woman persona, how about.....

desbrook

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Carol too robbie: "I've been looking for a man like you for years"

Gag!

Is this not the same Carol who a few weeks back told Robbie that she swore after "her Lorcan " was killed she'd never be with anyone dodgy again???

Glad to see FC amnesia is still rampant as ever despite me not watching the show!!

United Chester Men

And considering the wi fi aspect of it................ she would be foolish to ignore this sponsorship opportunity....

CollyFlower

cofy

Snap Collyfower

United Chester Men

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Carol too robbie: "I've been looking for a man like you for years"

Gag!

What sort of man is that Caddle.......... a greasy haired, North Dublin businessman with a dark past.........







(Thats Rory by the way, but she probably had her wicked way with Deegan also!)










And let us not forget..... the greasiest and dodgiest of them all..........

Beechfiled

What was Paula off shopping with now she isn't claiming her dead mothers pension. No mention of this since she confessed. Oh dear God what a waste of a half an hour of my life.

CollyFlower

Beechfiled wrote: »

What was Paula off shopping with now she isn't claiming her dead mothers pension. No mention of this since she confessed. Oh dear God what a waste of a half an hour of my life.

I thought I heard her say 'shop-lifting' ;-)

Pretzill

Name for new launderette "Washing Ur Dirty Linen in Public"
No sorry that's already taken in the calvita cheese and fizzy pop aisle at Phelans Spar.

How about "Jo's Soap."

Or more fittingly "Bad Soap."

sligojoek

Pretzill wrote: »

Name for new launderette "Washing Ur Dirty Linen in Public"
No sorry that's already taken in the calvita cheese and fizzy pop aisle at Phelans Spar.

How about "Jo's Soap."

Or more fittingly "Bad Soap."

You win.

coolhull

Pretzill wrote: »

Name for new launderette "Washing Ur Dirty Linen in Public"
No sorry that's already taken in the calvita cheese and fizzy pop aisle at Phelans Spar.

How about "Jo's Soap."

I like it!

walshb

United Chester Men wrote: »

What is Jo's business idea??

A pile of sh1t! But it's gonna be a winner!

bottlebrush

Pretzill wrote: »

Name for new launderette "Washing Ur Dirty Linen in Public"
No sorry that's already taken in the calvita cheese and fizzy pop aisle at Phelans Spar.

How about "Jo's Soap."

Or more fittingly "Bad Soap."

Not only can Fair City's residents afford to eat out all the time and buy their coffee in vino's and The Spar, now they won't even have to wash their laundry at home, they can go to the launderette. Loads of money floating around Carrigstown. The best little fair city in the world in which to do business

walshb

bottlebrush wrote: »

Not only can Fair City's residents afford to eat out all the time and buy their coffee in vino's and The Spar, now they won't even have to wash their laundry at home, they can go to the launderette. Loads of money floating around Carrigstown. The best little fair city in the world in which to do business

I wonder will the wash machines have invisible clothes and water spinning through them, just like the invisible coffee and milk that sells in Carrigstown?

bottlebrush

walshb wrote: »

I wonder will the wash machines have invisible clothes and water spinning through them, just like the invisible coffee and milk that sells in Carrigstown?

Minor things like water charges and electricity bills wouldn't bother people in Fair City