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walshb

Was it not too long ago that Jo and Dermish were pretty much scraping by? Now they have all this cash to invest in a business?

sligojoek

Copying Eastenders.

Fair City Spoilers

Leo is scared about returning to driving & takes his anger out on Paula

Zoe runs away when her sister Kelly won't be returning home

Pete is still in love with Jackie

Frank & Decco both fight for Kerri-Ann

United Chester Men

I'm taking betson the first Carrigstown resident to be diagnosed an illness by Dr Jim in the laundrette......

Wayne....... Deafness after listening to Orlas screaming once too often.

Rita Mk II (paula)......... A scalp disease after one too many hair dyes.

Louise...... Asphixiation after wearing her extremely tight neck collar on her dress just that little bit too tight

Paul and Niamh with respective amnesia after it seems they have both forgotten the last year ever happened

Farrah..... With delusion thinking she is a professional photographer

Caddle and Greasy with mouth ulcers from their over passionate kissing

Jack with abandonment

Charlie/Cas/Bella with bunnions

Dermishh and Deco with Napoleon syndrome

Damien with being an annoying twat

Laura with an 8th sense to naturally attract lesbians

Dean with progeria

The whole of Carrigstown with tomato poisoning.

Odds will be up later

walshb

United Chester Men wrote: »

I'm taking betson the first Carrigstown resident to be diagnosed an illness by Dr Jim in the laundrette......

r

No idea, but I'll bet it's for Vertigo?

coolhull

United Chester Men wrote: »

I'm taking betson the first Carrigstown resident to be diagnosed an illness by Dr Jim in the laundrette......

Wayne....... Deafness after listening to Orlas screaming once too often.

Rita Mk II (paula)......... A scalp disease after one too many hair dyes.

Louise...... Asphixiation after wearing her extremely tight neck collar on her dress just that little bit too tight

Paul and Niamh with respective amnesia after it seems they have both forgotten the last year ever happened

Farrah..... With delusion thinking she is a professional photographer

Caddle and Greasy with mouth ulcers from their over passionate kissing

Jack with abandonment

Charlie/Cas/Bella with bunnions

Dermishh and Deco with Napoleon syndrome

Damien with being an annoying twat

Laura with an 8th sense to naturally attract lesbians

Dean with progeria

The whole of Carrigstown with tomato poisoning.

Odds will be up later

Botox injections for Rachel to stop her smiling, laughing, and general giddiness from showing on her features at all times.

Hair transplant for Pauldy.

Major surgery to remove Cass's mouldy leather jacket.

Major surgery for Bela to remove that nasty restaurant chair from his buttocks.

A small operation on Dan to steady his lower lip. His spine is damaged too but that can wait, his lip quiver is much too severe to ignore.

And finally, application forms from the HSE to allow the entire population of Carrigstown to get some basic cooking equipment so they can eat in their own homes.

bottlebrush

walshb wrote: »

No idea, but I'll bet it's for Vertigo?

I think amnesia is epidemic in Carrigstown myself

United Chester Men

coolhull wrote: »

Botox injections for Rachel to stop her smiling, laughing, and general giddiness from showing on her features at all times.

Hair transplant for Pauldy.

Major surgery to remove Cass's mouldy leather jacket.

Major surgery for Bela to remove that nasty restaurant chair from his buttocks.

A small operation on Dan to steady his lower lip. His spine is damaged too but that can wait, his lip quiver is much too severe to ignore.

And finally, application forms from the HSE to allow the entire population of Carrigstown to get some basic cooking equipment so they can eat in their own homes.

These are treatments, not ailments! Dr. Jim is only good at spreading the misery by telling people what is wrong with them. Ama cures them.

Spanish Eyes

I haven't watched this muck since 11th March. I know, because I went abroad that day.

No RTE Player there!

And I still haven't watched it. It's like I extended my weeks holiday right up to now!

Still... thanks to those who have the stomach to keep us up to date!

coolhull

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

I haven't watched this muck since 11th March. I know, because I went abroad that day.

No RTE Player there!

And I still haven't watched it. It's like I extended my weeks holiday right up to now!

Still... thanks to those who have the stomach to keep us up to date!

Yes it's a thankless job, but someone has to do it. God knows, none of us want to, and we know it's taking years off our lives, but we feel it's our duty to our fellow-man....:D:D

walshb

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Fair City Spoilers

Leo is scared about returning to driving & takes his anger out on Paula

Zoe runs away when her sister Kelly won't be returning home

Pete is still in love with Jackie

Frank & Decco both fight for Kerri-Ann

No Junior ear 2 business.....:mad:

bottlebrush

walshb wrote: »

No Junior ear 2 business.....:mad:

They're waiting on a bed....

walshb

bottlebrush wrote: »

They're waiting on a bed....

And for Orla's throat to heal after all the fcuking moaning and sniffling from ear 1.

MelanieC

I wish the FC writers had made Dan & Orla a couple. Imagine his pouting & whinging paired with her moaning & hysterical wailing! Yikes!!

bottlebrush

MelanieC wrote: »

I wish the FC writers had made Dan & Orla a couple. Imagine his pouting & whinging paired with her moaning & hysterical wailing! Yikes!!

And put Senior with Caddle. She's demolish him!

Black Menorca

Dan's looking well...:D

Shandashey

that face dan has on him makes me really dislike him

Black Menorca

For once, Jo is spot on.

squadro

Mmmmm tomato tortilla.

Black Menorca

Leo's over acting is the highlight of the show at the moment.

baldbear

Jaysus is like Dan is in hospital for about 6 months roaring at all his visitors.

Black Menorca

Black Menorca wrote: »

Leo's over acting is the highlight of the show at the moment.

The Al Pacino of de nortsoyde.

Beechfiled

Leo got MOGGED.....?

walshb

Ok, Leo, we get it. You got mugged. No need to break the fcuking tv screen telling us!

Shandashey

baldbear wrote: »

Jaysus is like Dan is in hospital for about 6 months roaring at all his visitors.

his arms folded and a fine big aul puss on him, would be great if they killed him off

Gwynplaine

Jo is getting worse. She's like an old frustrated spinster schoolteacher talking at bold 10 year olds.
Leo's shovels are enormous, his mobile phone is like a matchbox in his hands.

squadro

walshb wrote: »

Ok, Leo, we get it. You got mugged. No need to break the fcuking tv screen telling us!

No he was MOGGED!!!

baldbear

Maybe Leo was faked mugged but his acting is so good we can't see hes making it up.

Black Menorca

The look on his face?

Its been the same look for the last 3 weeks FFS.

bottlebrush

Caddle has never seen Dan so cold.

Then who the hell has she been visiting the past few weeks