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walshb

It's official. That scene with Leo explaining to Paula about the mugging is D worst acted tv scene in history..

As to Frank. FFS, he's been on about 20 dates where he's fcuked off after 2 minutes because his job called, and now the fooker won't even eat the dinner Kerrianne makes him. What next, he gets another job call as she's leading him up the stairs...? Dump him pronto, Blondie!

squadro

What's upstairs in the station? Is that stairs for decoration. Wouldn't be great for the young wans in short skirts.:o:eek:

baldbear

Looks like Detective cheeseball is going home with a loaded gun.

CH3OH

Jesus, Leo has to be the worst actor in Ireland.

No I'm wrong ... worst in the world

squadro

Is Robbie morphing into Ding Dong Denny o Reilly?

TrustedApple

baldbear wrote: »

Looks like Detective cheeseball is going home with a loaded gun.

Is it just me our did his hair look liked he got some black paint and painted it on ?.

Foggy Jew

CH3OH wrote: »

Jesus, Leo has to be the worst actor in Ireland.

No I'm wrong ... worst in the world

The acting in my 6 year old nephews Nativity Play a few months ago was Oscar winning compared to Leo's hamming up up tonight. Woeful stuff altogether.

Black Menorca

He never got to show Kerrei-Ann his toothbrush trick.

Black Menorca

In fairness, Leo's Ham is legendary and far more entertaining than the Abbey level drivel from the younger pretenders like Dan, Greasy, Meee Daaa and Caddle.

walshb

Robbie: "I'm probably the last person you wanna' see walking through this door."

That's right, Robbie, after Caddle and Bronagh. Did I miss anyone? Family, maybe?

jos28

squadro wrote: »

What's upstairs in the station?

A balcony for throwing your brother over, that's all I've ever seen it used for

United Chester Men

LEO IS A LEGEND> ANY MORE BAD MOUTHING AND THERE WILL BE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES

United Chester Men

Dan is actually becoming a caricature of himself with the childish, lower lip trembling, arms folded sulking!

United Chester Men

What is with the nuns outfit on Louise all the time....

United Chester Men

We have to endure this crap



Yet we can't have these two have even a peck on the cheek....

Only in Fair City would Leo be mugged & go to the garda station & it all happened off screen

Cheap ********

United Chester Men

Deleted User wrote: »

Only in Fair City would Leo be mugged & go to the garda station & it all happened off screen

Cheap ********

ha, great point actually!

Beechfiled

Dan is appearing in some play soon so hopefully he'll go missing for a long while.

Strazdas

Deleted User wrote: »

Only in Fair City would Leo be mugged & go to the garda station & it all happened off screen

Cheap ********

Yes, it's very noticeable how they never film anything off set.

Strazdas

Dan is not handling rejection too well, is he?

United Chester Men

Bring back Cathal......... What a character!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7krArRxzzq4

United Chester Men

Christ this is epic!! Mario Rosenstock from 6/7 years ago (He regularly slags off fair city on Ian Dempsey show, lots of other youtube stuff). We need a guest appearance from Mario on this thread! I am going to text in Ian Dempsey to tell him about us!

His Dermisshhh and Jo conversation is bang on,

He drops in references of chopping tomatoes, explosions, stupid names, Lighting someone up like a christmas tree and love triangles! You couldn't make it up! back then apparently love triangles weren't long drawn out nonsense (and the person who was cheated on was actually in a relationship with the person who cheated, unlike Dan and Caddle)

Fair City really is so right for all the wrong reasons...........!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4RGvDfCDIk

Fair city just got a 10 Million Euro investment for RTE to boost ratings and totally revamp the show

walshb

Deleted User wrote: »

Fair city just got a 10 Million Euro investment for RTE to boost ratings and totally revamp the show

Louise and the Bistro must be chuffed. Serious menu revamp on the cards. So, that is what she meant when she said she had real plans for the Bistro. In came the peppers, and maybe more to follow?

bottlebrush

Deleted User wrote: »

Fair city just got a 10 Million Euro investment for RTE to boost ratings and totally revamp the show

And Dan walks again in tonight's episode

walshb

Where to spend it?

1. Invest in more nusses in the hospitals. Bronagh is fit to fcuking drop!
2. Invest in a proper coffee machine in the pig. Bob's hand is about to fall off carrying that monstrosity around all day long.
3. Upgrade McCoy's egg salad toastie to something relevant to the 21st Century
4. Add a little extra to Paul's ham and cheese toastie
5. Get Caddle a laptop. The phone is about to explode trying to run the cab business on its own
6. Invest in more Gardai. Frank can't scratch his hole without being pestered to investigate. It's also destroying his efforts to get the leg over on Kerrianne
7. Bring back the fooseball table....
8. Proper couches to be placed in every house. These single two seaters for 4-5 people can't be healthy
9. Get Cass a new coat or fcuking pay to have the manky one he's wearing cleaned
10. And finally, shower sourpuss with a lovely gift once a week to hopefully wipe that manky and rotten look off her face!

coolhull

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Fair city just got a 10 Million Euro investment for RTE to boost ratings and totally revamp the show

More ways to invest. Part 2

Buy some cookers and kettles for houses so they can occasionally eat at home
A few courier vans for Decco to justify his staff of eight people.
Let extras occasionally say words other than thanks.
Let the Council road sweepers in so Bob can take a rest from sweeping the footpath.
Stop the job-sharing rotas between Gardai Deegan and Maguire.
Let the characters get jobs that take them more than ten yards from their own front doors.
Let the children be children sometimes, not always fountains of knowledge that can change adult's minds on major matters.
Stop collections/raffles etc. that involve the same ten people buying and winning all the time
Finally, let that fella who unlocks his bike in the opening sequence buy himself a car, or give him a travel pass.

walshb

Buy Junior two new ears, and two new parents while you're at it.

I couldn't resist. Sorry!

United Chester Men

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Fair city just got a 10 Million Euro investment for RTE to boost ratings and totally revamp the show

Check the date Tajd.......

United Chester Men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgzUEhCTbms



Brilliant, listen from 5 minutes on! We have a new name for Dermissssssssssssssh

Kermit Fahy!