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fin12

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Farrah (Christy's daughter)

oh right thanks

United Chester Men

fin12 wrote: »

Who is Meeeee Daaaaaaa?

Ask yourrrrrrr maaaaaa

fin12

United Chester Men wrote: »

Ask yourrrrrrr maaaaaa

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

JillyQ

fin12 wrote: »

Who is Meeeee Daaaaaaa?

Where has meeeeeeeee daaaaaasa been? & wheres the plank thats normally with her

Flippyfloppy

JillyQ wrote: »

Where has meeeeeeeee daaaaaasa been? & wheres the plank thats normally with her

She's been getting her career changed from teacher to photographer by deed poll

Also Starring LeVar Burton

Get the popcorn out lads, Tommy "we must always use his full name" Dillon aka. Tommy "The Ram" Dillon is back! Good times ahead! The man is a legend!

desbrook

Flippyfloppy wrote: »

She's been getting her career changed from teacher to photographer by deed poll

At first I thought she was a crap photographer - not using a flash for indoor fashion shots. Then I realised she's the greatest photographer the world has ever seen!!! She can make a camera with no flash, flash!!! Amazing

JP Liz V1

No Niamh, Sean, Rachel, Juliet and Ruth at Junior's birthday party and they are family

Also Starring LeVar Burton

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

No Niamh, Sean, Rachel, Juliet and Ruth at Junior's birthday party and they are family

Don't forget Cass.

Anyway none of them are in it this week, and you couldn't fit any more people in to that room if you tried.

So Tommy shoots Bob casually walks into pub say nothing , ok then lol

JP Liz V1

Deleted User wrote: »

So Tommy shoots Bob casually walks into pub say nothing , ok then lol

I was expecting Jane to call the Gardai on him

coolhull

Wayne calls into the Hungry Pig:
''Hey Bob, can I have forty-nine (?)sausages and seven portions of chips?We'll need them at home by three o'clock''

I guess the Burlington Hotel was booked up that day

sligojoek

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

I was expecting Jane to call the Gardai on him

Is Jane back? I might start watching again.

walshb

The most joyous occasion for any woman and man is the birth of a child and FC make this one out as their misery slot. Caoimhe should be banned from her pathetic fake crying. What's wrong with her just being upset, and showing upset without the need for the tears and break down?

Pretzill

walshb wrote: »

The most joyous occasion for any woman and man is the birth of a child and FC make this one out as their misery slot. Caoimhe should be banned from her pathetic fake crying. What's wrong with her just being upset, and showing upset without the need for the tears and break down?

Caoimhe overacts every scene...the culmination of ham and bad scripting was Caoimhe entering the kitchen and over emphasing this line;

"What's with the measuring tape?"

Not only would it be the last thing most people would notice on the table but Damo is a tradesman...it's like asking an artist 'what's with the paint brush?"

Absolutely dire.

Also Starring LeVar Burton

walshb wrote: »

The most joyous occasion for any woman and man is the birth of a child and FC make this one out as their misery slot.

Well that's not true. For a lot of people yes it would be great news and a joyous occasion, but for many other people an unplanned pregnancy would be an absolute nightmare. Not everyone longs to knuckle down and start a family - for various reasons a lot of us don't want children at all, so for some people it would seem like the end of the world.

walshb

Also Starring LeVar Burton wrote: »

Well that's not true. For a lot of people yes it would be great news and a joyous occasion, but for many other people an unplanned pregnancy would be an absolute nightmare. Not everyone longs to knuckle down and start a family - for various reasons a lot of us don't want children at all, so for some people it would seem like the end of the world.

Fair enough, but you'd think Damo was facing the firing squad!

Strazdas

We found out last night "Junior" actually is called Wayne. I was pretty sure they christened him Wayne, but they've never called him that since.....even the hospital staff who were treating him for that ear thing bizarrely referred to him as "Junior"

Flippyfloppy

Strazdas wrote: »

We found out last night "Junior" actually is called Wayne. I was pretty sure they christened him Wayne, but they've never called him that since.....even the hospital staff who were treating him for that ear thing bizarrely referred to him as "Junior"

It'll be handy though when he ends up in Tommys custody, he can just call him junior. It's not a matter of if its a matter of when.

STIG83

Sunday night episode: Neil loses the plot completely.

Tuesday and Wednesday episodes: He gets his bloods taken, pops one pill and is all normal and apologizing to people he offended.
Completely far fetched!!

coolhull

Damien offered Tommy a bed 'for a few nights'.
So now there's Damien, Laura, Mondo, Mondo's daughter, Caoimhe (part-time) and Tommy, all in one house.
And he hasn't even built the extension yet!

walshb

Who's Hayley's next random out of the blue conquest? Has to be The Ram!

tk123

coolhull wrote: »

Damien offered Tommy a bed 'for a few nights'.
So now there's Damien, Laura, Mondo, Mondo's daughter, Caoimhe (part-time) and Tommy, all in one house.
And he hasn't even built the extension yet!

Why is Mondo staying with Damien lol?! He's nothing to him is he?

bottlebrush

tk123 wrote: »

Why is Mondo staying with Damien lol?! He's nothing to him is he?

No, but you might have given the writers an idea for a new story - they might find a connection somewhere and drag a storyline out of it for weeks and weeks and weeks until it fizzles out with no conclusion..

tk123

bottlebrush wrote: »

No, but you might have given the writers an idea for a new story - they might find a connection somewhere and drag a storyline out of it for weeks and weeks and weeks until it fizzles out with no conclusion..

Wait wait I have it..

Damien was married to Suzanne
Suzanne is Yvonne's sister
Yvonne and a fling with Paul
while he was married to Niamh
who's is actually Juliet's aunt
...and the legal mother of Ruth which kind of makes Juliet Ruth's cousin?!



So expect a storyline where they move into Rachel's unused room and Juliet sells Ruth on eBay

Black Menorca

Wrong thread.

bottlebrush

Here's another story line for the writers: drinking coffee at home

For goodness sake a dilemma Fair City style is the community centre closing and not being welcome in the Hungry Pig to get a cup of coffee - not even a takeaway. Will they ever introduce the residents to jars of shop bought coffee, a kettle, boiling water and a drop of milk.

JP Liz V1

tk123 wrote: »

Why is Mondo staying with Damien lol?! He's nothing to him is he?

Is Mondo and Juliet not staying with Decco and Barchanic?

coolhull

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Is Mondo and Juliet not staying with Decco and Barchanic?

Sorry, you're right
All this moving is doing me head in!

walshb

Weeks of Dean wooing tomato entrepreneur now...:rolleyes: