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Completed amp test

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  • 02-02-2015 1:52am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 298 ✭✭


    1. Do you have experience in a leadership position (manager in McDonalds doesn't count)?
    Not really, was the captain of my hurling team a few years back
    2. Do you often have maniacal thoughts of world domination? Yes, especially when I'm at home alone, or in the bath, hitler is my role model.

    3. Do you often arrive home late at night, drunk out of your skull, go on to the boards and have the urge to call people names and then give out tons of karma, before puking up on your keyboard? Not at all

    4. Do you wear a tin-foil hat? I do not

    5. Can you speak fluent |33t5p3@k? Yes, but I don't like to.

    6. Have you taped up your windows to prevent sunlight from obscuring your monitor? Yes
    7. Can your trouser legs be easily rolled up? Yes

    8. Do you feel that somehow you are out of place and that somewhere there is a group of people that feel the same and that you can relate to and find some meaning in the world without the need for worldly goods? Yes, I think some very strange thoughts that I'm afraid to share with the world, but that may change
    Post edited by Shield on


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  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,305 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Thanks for that. Your suitability as a mod will be assessed once it has been signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. Don't call us, we'll call you.


  • Registered Users Posts: 298 ✭✭nerobert


    I knew it was all a big wind up..are you happy now guys!? You really got me..


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,750 ✭✭✭john the one


    Must take this test after studying the questions, any tips on your experience nerobert?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    nerobert wrote: »
    I knew it was all a big wind up..are you happy now guys!? You really got me..

    You failed miserably at the second hurdle. You fill out the questionnaire and then wait. Then a nice admin like Zaph comes along and tells you you failed. You have to ignore him and stay the course. Then the mean admins come in and try get you to quit. If you survive 3 your in.

    Its like meatloaf in the film fight club.


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    First rule of the Amp test is that you don't talk about the Amp test.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,807 ✭✭✭✭Orion


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    First rule of the Amp test is that you don't talk about the Amp test.

    You just lost the game


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    This should be moved to the Hoary Old In-joke forum.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    This should be moved to the Hoary Old In-joke forum.
    Is that not where we are?

    *insert lolcat*


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,893 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    This should be moved to the Hoary Old In-joke forum.

    Nobody posts in BGRH these days...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,840 ✭✭✭Dav


    Amp test pre-dates BGRH by many, many years you n00b :p


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  • Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    nerobert wrote: »
    1. Do you have experience in a leadership position (manager in McDonalds doesn't count)?
    Not really, was the captain of my hurling team a few years back
    2. Do you often have maniacal thoughts of world domination? Yes, especially when I'm at home alone, or in the bath, hitler is my role model.

    3. Do you often arrive home late at night, drunk out of your skull, go on to the boards and have the urge to call people names and then give out tons of karma, before puking up on your keyboard? Not at all

    4. Do you wear a tin-foil hat? I do not

    5. Can you speak fluent |33t5p3@k? Yes, but I don't like to.

    6. Have you taped up your windows to prevent sunlight from obscuring your monitor? Yes
    7. Can your trouser legs be easily rolled up? Yes

    8. Do you feel that somehow you are out of place and that somewhere there is a group of people that feel the same and that you can relate to and find some meaning in the world without the need for worldly goods? Yes, I think some very strange thoughts that I'm afraid to share with the world, but that may change
    Good, now on to the next part of the test, you've done very well so far.

    Question: What type of cake?


  • Registered Users Posts: 298 ✭✭nerobert


    Wow! Dav posted, at least im getting noticed..


  • Subscribers Posts: 19,425 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    nerobert wrote: »
    Wow! Dav posted, at least im getting noticed..

    Gordon also posted. Worry.


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