Everton V Liverpool 5.30pm Sat 7th Feb

5starpool

Kerrigooney wrote: »

Adventure Time...savage.

It looks much scarier than cartoons and kids tv shows from my days, that's for sure.

SM01

googled eyes wrote: »

Cartoons these days have a real feeling that the writers take copious amounts of yolks...

Yolks or yokes?

garra

SickBoy wrote: »

Basically this but including Gerrard falling over his arse in hysterical circumstances while gifting a goal to anyone on the Everton team!

Living up to your name, I admire your transparency.

garra

SM01 wrote: »

Yolks or yokes?

So the writers are buffing up, Rocky style?

googled eyes

Damn my inability to use words correctly

delw

1-1 & 2 red cards

googled eyes

Sakho amd Can to both put in MOTM performance's but it'll go to Gerrard SSWA(sky swansong w*nkfest award )



BOOM

Washington Irving

Gerrard to put in an entirely ineffective performance, but score a pen and be hailed a hero

Charlie19

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

Liverpool will need to beat the lower midtable teams like Everton to retain their upper midtable status

Going for an away win here

If Liverpool do come away with 3 points from this game, it will be a massive step towards the top 4.

John Cherry

Rayne Wooney wrote: »

Liverpool will need to beat the lower midtable teams like Everton to retain their upper midtable status

Going for an away win here

Same here. It'll be a big 3 points for Liverpool that will go a long way to keeping them in the hunt for a Europa League place.

Brian?

As an Everton fan I'm dreading this game. We've been woojus and melodian for months. That's bad, in case you're not in the Dubliners.

I expect the following:

Gerrard to drive for a penalty.
Gareth Barry sent off.
Disallowed Lukaku goal.
Gerrard to go in two footed on Mirallas and somehow Mirallas gets booked.

John Cherry

Brian? wrote: »

As an Everton fan I'm dreading this game. We've been woojus and melodian for months. That's bad, in case you're not in the Dubliners.

I expect the following:

Gerrard to drive for a penalty.
Gareth Barry sent off.
Disallowed Lukaku goal.
Gerrard to go in two footed on Mirallas and somehow Mirallas gets booked.

The usual so,apart from Slippy G driving for a penalty that is

Osmosis Jones

People complain about the advertisement for the game being all about Gerrard.

Proceed to talk primarily and almost exclusively about Gerrard

Gavlor

I really hope Everton stick it to sky by ruining slippys swan song.

I'm staying away from here for the day so I'll just finish up my saying:

come on you blue boys, these flag waving, corner turning, sky bumming, full kit, badge wearing, poem writing, our year w&ankers are sh!te

retalivity

Gerrard 15/2 for motm for anyone interested.

Won't it be Neville who picks???

Oranage2

Charlie19 wrote: »

If Liverpool do come away with 3 points from this game, it will be a massive step towards the top 4.

Would coming away with 0 points mean Liverpool won't finish in the top 4?

Hangballlouie

https://vine.co/v/OBhYzVv0XwA

8-10

Oranage2 wrote: »

Would coming away with 0 points mean Liverpool won't finish in the top 4?

getting less points than the team in 4th place come May will mean Liverpool won't finish in the top 4

8-10

retalivity wrote: »

Gerrard 15/2 for motm for anyone interested.

Won't it be Neville who picks???

I like Can at 25/1, and Jagielka at 18s. Think it'll be tight

Oranage2

8-10 wrote: »

getting less points than the team in 4th place come May will mean iverpool won't finish in the top 4

Interesting take on it, we'll see if you're right come May.

8-10 wrote: »

I like Can at 25/1, and Jagielka at 18s. Think it'll be tight

I can see pool giving everton a spanking. Even a nil nil I wouldn't fancy Can getting MotM.

8-10

Oranage2 wrote: »

I can see pool giving everton a spanking. Even a nil nil I wouldn't fancy Can getting MotM.

I agree it's more a value bet at 25/1 given the praise he's got in the last week and his performance the last time Neville commentated. It will be a Gerrard/Barkley/Sterling type player that will get it but throwing a few quid down anyway for the interest!

Ste-

Brian? wrote: »

Gerrard to go in two footed on Mirallas and somehow Mirallas gets booked.

Mirallas to run in front of Stevie as he's about to get the yellow card and take it off him, that's how it'll hapen.

kingshankly

Washington Irving wrote: »

Gerrard to put in an entirely ineffective performance, but score a pen and be hailed a hero

Rather this than him to be brilliant and miss a peno to be a villain

davycc

Hoping for a huge Everton win with a pile of sending's off for pool and multiple injuries to key players:-)

Kerrigooney

davycc wrote: »

Hoping for a huge Everton win with a pile of sending's off for pool and multiple injuries to key players:-)

Wishing injuries on players? Lovely.

davycc

Kerrigooney wrote: »

Wishing injuries on players? Lovely.

I'll be happy with a load of groin strains lol!
Not looking for broken bones or anything heavy:-)

Except for balotelli , he needs his head stamped on after what he did to Scott Parker a few years ago lol

Knex*

Kerrigooney wrote: »

Wishing injuries on players? Lovely.

I can't really blame the man.

Be different if he said, "I hope Gerrard breaks his legs today". Although Gerrard isn't really a key player anymore, but point stands.

Edit: And then he wrote about head stamping :pac:

googled eyes

It just keeps going.:pac::D

Will I Amnt

Kerrigooney wrote: »

Wishing injuries on players? Lovely.

Injuries to Sturridge, Coutinho and Sterling would be an ideal scenario for United, Arsenal, Spurs etc.
I'd be delighted with that, and I'm sure you would if the roles were reversed.

It's not as if he wants them dead, no need to go all Maude Flanders.

Kerrigooney

Will I Amnt wrote: »

Injuries to Sturridge, Coutinho and Sterling would be an ideal scenario for United, Arsenal, Spurs etc.
I'd be delighted with that, and I'm sure you would if the roles were reversed.

It's not as if he wants them dead, no need to go all Maude Flanders.

Oh good,you're here :rolleyes:

I never said he wanted them dead,no need to go all melodramatic.

marklazarcovic

time for mamadou to nod in a goal

Will I Amnt

Kerrigooney wrote: »

Oh good,you're here :rolleyes:

I never said he wanted them dead,no need to go all melodramatic.

If it annoys you I can be "here" more often...

There's always someone that will take the Flanders route when anybody mentions injuries in that manner. It's part and parcel of the game. Direct rivals picking up injuries is good news, nothing to get all morally superior about.

mikeym

Its going to be a close one but Liverpool should edge this one.

rossc007

davycc wrote: »

I'll be happy with a load of groin strains lol!
Not looking for broken bones or anything heavy:-)

Except for balotelli , he needs his head stamped on after what he did to Scott Parker a few years ago lol

You're a class act

Turtyturd

Bile, bitterness, and the internet police in already, and still over 5 hours to go til kick off. Hopefully a Liverpool win to really kick things off.

davycc

rossc007 wrote: »

You're a class act

It it had been a Liverpool players head he had stamped you would feel the exact same... Karma doesn't happen often enough, especially in footy.

marklazarcovic

Turtyturd wrote: »

Bile, bitterness, and the internet police in already, and still over 5 hours to go til kick off. Hopefully a really fcking controversial Liverpool win to really kick things off.

fyp :pac::pac::pac:

5starpool

I'm not happy that I have the same opinion as WillIAmnt.

I've no issues with someone hoping that opposition players get injured (broadly speaking). It's very different to someone being glad that a player got a horrific injury, but if Kane, Benteleb and Eriksen all picked up injuries today I'd be happy with that as we play them in 3 days time, while not wishing actual pain on them.

Will I Amnt

5starpool wrote: »

I'm not happy that I have the same opinion as WillIAmnt.

I've no issues with someone hoping that opposition players get injured (broadly speaking). It's very different to someone being glad that a player got a horrific injury, but if Kane, Benteleb and Eriksen all picked up injuries today I'd be happy with that as we play them in 3 days time, while not wishing actual pain on them.

It's simple logic. You want the best chance to succeed.
There's nothing wrong with having the same opinion as me btw

Oranage2

Turtyturd wrote: »

Bile, bitterness, and the internet police in already, and still over 5 hours to go til kick off. Hopefully a Liverpool win to really kick things off.

Rallying the troops?

googled eyes

Oranage2 wrote: »

Rallying the troops?

Hangballlouie

Oranage2 wrote: »

Rallying the troops?

He has a victim complex. Isn't that right Orange?

Harry Palmr

Oranage2 wrote: »

Rallying the troops?

Haven't you got a game to watch?

Will I Amnt

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Haven't you got a game to watch?

What's the point of this thread then?

Harry Palmr

I'm just surprised a Gooner would be here when the NLD is on (ability to multitask is not a good enough reason!)

nice_guy80

This thread has confirmed my previously held belief, that Liverpool fans are deluded.

Oranage2

I'm watching it, just a friendly quip.

5starpool

nice_guy80 wrote: »

This thread has confirmed my previously held belief, that Liverpool fans are deluded.

You really are a nice guy, aren't you?

Knex*

nice_guy80 wrote: »

This thread has confirmed my previously held belief, that Liverpool fans are deluded.

The delusion that all fans of a select team are deluded, or even just more deluded than the a fan base of another select team.

Deludception.

Turtyturd