Manchester United vs Burnley Match Thread 11/2/15 k/o 1945 (NOT ON UK TV).

Mars Bar

We are all over the shop

Mars Bar

LuckyGent88 wrote: »

Falcao or van persie haven't touched the ball here.

And they are pretty much dominating the game!!

Except for Falcao with the assist

Nolars

jesus we could be after conceding 4 at this stage.

OctavarIan

Tyson Fury wrote: »

This could turn into a complete embarrassment

Turn into?

LuckyGent88

Getting battered here. We are all over the shop.
Where to fcuk is our midfield.

The Moldy Gowl

Just missed the first few mins. Too busy attending to my fans.

Anything of note? Scored from a corner?? LVG must troll boards

The Moldy Gowl

OctavarIan wrote: »

Turn into?

Dat wit

Great ball in from Di Maria just there. Smalling struggling a bit so far, I normally rate him highly. They've just swapped Evans with Smalling now so Smalling is on the right of the centre of defence.

Mars Bar

Apart from the goal, Smalling has been absolutely dire since he came on.

Mantis Toboggan

I strongly believe our young players are much better than they've shown this season, they're just completely Devoid of confidence!

Lord TSC

The injury bench was getting lonely...

Burnley holding their own so far

The Moldy Gowl

Here is a good piece I read about LVG and the english media.

TLDR; Media are children, lvg thought he could educate them

Pudsy33

The standard of crossing is like night and day between Burnley and United

Mars Bar

THAT'S A BASIC ****ING PASS ROONEY!!!

Nothing is coming through our midfield to our strikers. NOTHING

Kerrydude1981

Jesus this is dire stuff so far

Liam O

I thought it couldn't get worse...

Leroy42

Is it time for the fans in the ground to start booing this pathetic 'perfomance'?

bangkok

louis van gone

Alfred Borden

One for Louis

Squawka Football ‏@Squawka 10m10 minutes ago
Man United attempted 17 long balls in the opening 20 minutes vs. Burnley. Topical stuff.

Iused2likebusts

Liam O wrote: »

I thought it couldn't get worse...

Ings can only get better

Dog of Tears

Leroy42 wrote: »

Is it time for the fans in the ground to start booing this pathetic 'perfomance'?

Start a collection for a plane flyover.

Will I Amnt

My stream stopped for a few seconds there, it was bliss.

Falcao is looking devoid of confidence. He can't even hold the ball up when he gets it. Rooney is trying to force it too much..

michael999999

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Falcao is looking devoid of confidence. He can't even hold the ball up when he gets it. Rooney is trying to force it too much..

Maybe give them both a pay rise?

kryogen

No, it is time for Van Gaal to abandon the Jan as number 10, Rooney as a cm plan though.

Mata Rafael and Herrera are clearly the worst trainers in the history of the club, not to mention Fellaini

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Blind

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Herrera

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Rooney*----Mata

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Di Maria

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Falcao

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Jusr for ****s and giggles

*Since he apparently has to play absolutely every single game

Your Airbag

Burnely making a fight of it against us, at home. WTF has happened to us? this is dreadful stuff.

kryogen

kryogen wrote: »

No, it is time for Van Gaal to abandon the Jan as number 10, Rooney as a cm plan though.

Mata Rafael and Herrera are clearly the worst trainers in the history of the club, not to mention Fellaini

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Blind

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Herrera

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Rooney----Mata

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Di Maria

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Falcao

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Jusr for ****s and giggles

I'd argue Jan has been the best player on the pitch for us so far. Rooney in midfield is killing us though, we need Herrera.

The Moldy Gowl

Will I Amnt wrote: »

My stream stopped for a few seconds there, it was bliss.

I was about to say refresh.


Then I was like.
Ohhhhhhhh

kryogen

Deleted User wrote: »

I'd argue Jan has been the best player on the pitch for us so far. Rooney in midfield is killing us though, we need Herrera.

I would argue that alright I really don't want to though.

Unearthly

Awful stuff so far

Mars Bar

Fan-****ing-tastic. Now Blind is gonna have to come off

kryogen

Blind taking one for the team here, shame as he is also an actual centre mid, but it may get one of the two wasting on the bench on to add some control in that area

Blind off injured, Herrera on

Liam O

Who's this guy coming on?

Pudsy33

I hope Herrera rips it up and force LVGs hand for the next few games.

Kylo Ren

Herrera is coming on! GET IN!!!

It's for the injured Blind.

****.

Mars Bar

Rooney playing Blind's position? FFS

Paul Tergat

Rooney now going to defensive mid. Ridiculous now

Lord TSC

Rooney moves to DM :pac:

kryogen

You know what, sorry it won't, not fair to put all that on Herrera, I shouldn't expect him to be able to do the work of three players any more then I would Blind.

Mantis Toboggan

Must kill louis having to bring on herrara!

OctavarIan

Last 20 mins of the match: Rooney playing defensive midfielder while we play 'forward passes' up to Fellaini.

Kerrydude1981

RVP really took the pace out of that attack with too many touches.

Mantis Toboggan

Lord TSC wrote: »

Rooney moves to DM :pac:

The new Alan Smith!!

LuckyGent88

This is fcuking pathetic.

Burnley deserve to be in front. Playing so much better than us. Composed in possession, faster, hungrier and confident.

Liam O

Why are the defense playing so deep?

The Big Easy

kryogen wrote: »

No, it is time for Van Gaal to abandon the Jan as number 10, Rooney as a cm plan though.

Mata Rafael and Herrera are clearly the worst trainers in the history of the club, not to mention Fellaini

---

Blind

---

Herrera

---

Rooney*----Mata

---

Di Maria

---

Falcao

---

Jusr for ****s and giggles

*Since he apparently has to play absolutely every single game

Why does it seem so intuitively simple to most fans watching but beyond the comprehension of one of the world's greatest coaches?

This is one of the worst halves of football I've seen us play this season. So many individual mistakes. Rooney thinks he's Scholes. Listless.