I think I have heard the worst song ever

irishguitarlad

So the radio was on there and I heard this song that was ****ing awful and then they said after that it was Rihanna,Kanye West and Paul McCartney,do you know this one? It's so ****ing ****, a new low.

Sunnyisland

Until you listen to Linda Martin singing lucky, that's when you have hit rock bottom.

Timberrrrrrrr

irishguitarlad wrote: »

So the radio was on there and I heard this song that was ****ing awful and then they said after that it was Rihanna,Kanye West and Paul McCartney,do you know this one? It's so ****ing ****, a new low.

I kinda like it



And seriously?

Aggadoo
Barbie girl
cheeky girls and ANYTHING by westlife or Boyzone sucks donkey balls more than that song.

RonanP77

I can't be as bad as Kanyes song that had his wife in the video.

NachoBusiness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swRgOrKhP8M

Menas

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

I kinda like it



And seriously?

Aggadoo
Barbie girl
cheeky girls and ANYTHING by westlife or Boyzone sucks donkey balls more than that song.

Not a mention of Crystal Swing? For shame.

osarusan

Unless it was this one, it wasn't the worst song ever.

endacl

This just in: New song is not compulsory listening. And coming up after the break in our new series on first world problems: Expert's advice is to listen to songs you like. Don't listen to songs you don't like.

NachoBusiness

osarusan wrote: »

Unless it was this one, it wasn't the worst song ever.

In fairness, it was only a matter of time before Daniel Bedingfield influenced someone.

Dirty Dingus McGee

I wish I was a Punk Rocker with Flowers in my Hair is the worst song of all time.

DipStick McSwindler

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floggg

osarusan wrote: »

Unless it was this one, it wasn't the worst song ever.

Wow. Looks like Paul Gogarty has officially been dethroned.

Duggy747

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

Barbie girl

You've clearly never heard the glory of Dutch Barbie Girl :pac:

dodderangler

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

I kinda like it



And seriously?

Aggadoo
Barbie girl
cheeky girls and ANYTHING by westlife or Boyzone sucks donkey balls more than that song.

Rather listen to any of the above than listen to anything by that self righteous wânker Kanye west

Mr. CooL ICE

Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

kneemos

osarusan wrote: »

Unless it was this one, it wasn't the worst song ever.

We have a winner.

endacl

osarusan wrote: »

Unless it was this one, it wasn't the worst song ever.

Jaysus! :eek:

And his response to his critics? "I may have lot's of haters but I do need your support to support me"

Bless.:D

Aongus Von Bismarck

Can't be much worse than the death metal so beloved of a certain contingent of posters here. It's the type of 'music' that could damage your cognitive abilities if listened to for too long.

dark crystal

No, no OP. THIS is the worst song ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY

Although Kanye and his missus on the motorbike song comes a close second.

endacl

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

Can't be much worse than the death metal so beloved of a certain contingent of posters here. It's the type of 'music' that could damage your cognitive abilities if listened to for too long.

This stuff?

Sir Osis of Liver.

There's been an outcry on social media because Kanye West fans do not know who Beatles legend Paul McCartney is. Well I can safely say that if you like Kanye you'll definitely like Paul.

He's a cu nt as well.

dark crystal

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

There's been an outcry on social media because Kanye West fans do not know who Beatles legend Paul McCartney is. Well I can safely say that if you like Kanye you'll definitely like Paul.

He's a cu nt as well.

Macca a cu nt??? :eek:

Lennon, I can understand, but...but Macca?? What did he do to make him such a c u next Tuesday?

Sir Osis of Liver.

A lot of my favourite songs were written by John Lennon.

Or as Paul McCartney likes to call him, Paul McCartney.

Links234

Pfft, you guys obviously haven't heard Brokencyde then. Count yourselves lucky

Thidp

Pharrell Williams - Happy

The way this song sticks into your head makes it the worst song ever.

edgecutter

Anything by Will I Am is up there as some of the worse.

syklops

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

I kinda like it



And seriously?

Aggadoo
Barbie girl
cheeky girls and ANYTHING by westlife or Boyzone sucks donkey balls more than that song.

You can do a helluva lot worse than Barbie Girl.

murpho999

Duggy747 wrote: »

You've clearly never heard the glory of Dutch Barbie Girl :pac:

Dutch? Nothing to do with them.

It's the Danish and Norwegians who should hag their heads in shame about that "song"!.

Testament1

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

Can't be much worse than the death metal so beloved of a certain contingent of posters here. It's the type of 'music' that could damage your cognitive abilities if listened to for too long.

Metal, like any genre, is incredibly broad and encapsulates a huge variety of styles. Some of it is complete bilge written by simpletons and intended for consumption by simpletons. Some of it is tremendously complex musically which requires a great deal of talent and some of it features highly intelligent lyrics. It's not all about killing people and eating them! You'd be surprised how many metal musicians are influenced in a big way by classical and jazz. And your beloved Germany is host to one of the worlds biggest metal festivals.

kenmccarthy

Bobby goldsboro......"honey"
T'was a long time ago but even as a kid you could tell that song was pure ****e

Donkey Oaty

Listen to this all the way through.

The Peanut

kenmccarthy wrote: »

Bobby goldsboro......"honey"
T'was a long time ago but even as a kid you could tell that song was pure ****e

Most hated song of the great Al Bundy from Married with Children. He once referred to is as "Bobby Goldsboro's musical sphincter lock'".:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKAeeGnAYBo

Mr. CooL ICE

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

Can't be much worse than the death metal so beloved of a certain contingent of posters here. It's the type of 'music' that could damage your cognitive abilities if listened to for too long.

Don't bring the vegans into the debate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZlih4DDNg

inforfun

Duggy747 wrote: »

You've clearly never heard the glory of Dutch Barbie Girl :pac:

Probably a good thing for this thread that i am one of the few here that actually understands the text

murpho999 wrote: »

Dutch? Nothing to do with them.

It's the Danish and Norwegians who should hag their heads in shame about that "song"!.

Yeah, original song was by Danish.

Dutch version is a piss take on the original.

Sheepy99

Gangnam style has to get this particular accolade.

Agricola

Had on that Louise Duffy show the other day and my God it was wall to wall awful shít. Some decent (usually older) stuff, but the recent music was woeful. I normally don't really concentrate on what they play on the radio, its just background noise while Im working but after hearing the 3rd or 4th consecutive song where the same lyric is repeated a dozen times to a backing of electronic noise, I just stopped what I was doing and had to change the station.

Robsweezie

YouTube Angelina pivarnick - I'm hot

Candy_Girl

osarusan wrote: »

Unless it was this one, it wasn't the worst song ever.

That has to be a joke

This one has to be up there with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utuw21jXaUI

wesleysniper38

Try this one....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1urq4Vb0XM

SuperGrover

Mmm, yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah, yeah yeah
Oh life, oh life

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around
Ooh, I get the shivers

I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo doo

I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders
I keep a rabbit's tail

I'll take you up on a dare
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there
Bungee jumping, I don't care

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo
Life, doo, doo doo
Doo, doo doo

So after all is said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun
If you really want to

Sometimes living out your dreams
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world
In a beautiful balloon

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo doo

Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo doo
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Doo, doo doo doo

Doo, doo doo doo
Doo, doo doo doo
Doo, doo doo doo
Doo, doo doo doo
Doo, doo doo doo
Oh life, oh life

Oh life, oh life, oh life, oh life
Oh life, oh life, oh life, oh life

The_Valeyard

Wait until you hear Twink sing.

Sgt Hartman

endacl wrote: »

This just in: New song is not compulsory listening. And coming up after the break in our new series on first world problems: Expert's advice is to listen to songs you like. Don't listen to songs you don't like.

Sometimes it's impossible to avoid songs you hate thanks to mainstream radio being played in just about every shop, store, cafe and restaurant in the country. An example would be that horribly dull Ed Sheeran song that's doing the rounds atm. I just can't seem to escape it.

bodice ripper

inforfun wrote: »

Probably a good thing for this thread that i am one of the few here that actually understands the text



Yeah, original song was by Danish.

Dutch version is a piss take on the original.

I can understand the text, for the most part.

It's much better that the English version.

Links234

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

Don't bring the vegans into the debate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZlih4DDNg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvAOxYnAp7Q

Saralee4

It really is awful. It sounds more like something the Black Eyed Peas and Bob Geldof would come out with.

Dissapointed Paul!!!!

Wish he would stop embarrassing The Beatles

ToddyDoody

I heard Eiffel 65, 'I'm Blue' on the radio again today. Probably not the absolute worst but not far off imo

whupdedo

One thing I could never understand is the love for the original boy band, The Beatles, they were sh1te imo, but put a pompous overrated pain in the aras aka Paul McCartney,with the 2 biggest cnuts in showbiz today, they are a far cry from the genius of queen or Pink Floyd, a little puppy dies somewhere every time this sh1t is played on the radio

Saralee4

whupdedo wrote: »

One thing I could never understand is the love for the original boy band, The Beatles, they were sh1te imo, but put a pompous overrated pain in the aras aka Paul McCartney,with the 2 biggest cnuts in showbiz today, they are a far cry from the genius of queen or Pink Floyd, a little puppy dies somewhere every time this sh1t is played on the radio

yea but you have to take into account that The Beatles began in the early 1960s and developed their sound quite a lot throughout albums. They created a lot and influenced and were the first for a lot.

Pink Floyd didn't get together until 1965 and a lot of the sid barrett stuff (whilst i personally like this) is very different to their later stuff.

Queen also a great innovative band but didn't even form until 10 years after the Beatles in 1970.

Wolf Club

whupdedo wrote: »

One thing I could never understand is the love for the original boy band, The Beatles, they were sh1te imo, but put a pompous overrated pain in the aras aka Paul McCartney,with the 2 biggest cnuts in showbiz today, they are a far cry from the genius of queen or Pink Floyd, a little puppy dies somewhere every time this sh1t is played on the radio

The "boy band" argument doesn't hold up in this context I'm afraid, The Beatles and The Kinks may have been considered boy bands at the time but it's completely different to the manufactured, highly marketed boy bands of the past 20 years. If you want to compare Revolver or Magical Mystery Tour to the latest One Direction album, you're not going to get too many people who argree with you.

As for "a far cry from the genius of queen or pink floyd"? Jesus wept.

blackbox

Thidp wrote: »

Pharrell Williams - Happy

The way this song sticks into your head makes it the worst song ever.

I have to agree that this is the worst, even when listening to it directly (as opposed to stuck in your head). This is music to slit your wrists to.

Macavity.

We're just like you... except we're hot. :pac: