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#102 23-01-2016 5:03am

topmanamillion

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The gurgled breath and then silence

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#103 23-01-2016 5:10am

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Fungus grew and their skin shriveled.

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#104 23-01-2016 5:35am

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The end had come for them.

The lady said no more, sir.

Don't try to fix this mess.

Where have all the heroes gone?

What time did it start at?

I found the cost too high.

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#105 23-01-2016 8:41am

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An awful lot of recent ones here are 6-word sentences, not 6-word stories. They don't convey anything outside of what they directly say.

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#106 23-01-2016 10:05am

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Mod came.
Mod went.
Stories continued...

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#107 23-01-2016 10:11am

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No. No. No. No. No.

Yes.

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#108 24-01-2016 11:02pm

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Highway to hell, stairway to heaven

Peoples actions speaks louder than words

One more biscuit. Diet starts tomorrow.

Emails modern day lipstick on collar.

Cheating husband. One gun. Dead girlfriend.

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#109 24-01-2016 11:36pm

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Again, only the last one of those is really a story; maybe the third too. The rest are just sentences.

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#110 24-01-2016 11:58pm

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cdeb sees, cdeb knows, cdeb speaks.

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#111 25-01-2016 12:03am

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He got up, stretched, yawned, and farted.

[7 words though, think it's by Spike Milligan, my father thinks it's class]

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#112 25-01-2016 12:03am

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He got up, stretched, yawned, and farted.

[7 words though, think it's by Spike Milligan, my father thinks it's class]

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#113 25-01-2016 8:56am

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cdeb wrote: »

Again, only the last one of those is really a story; maybe the third too. The rest are just sentences.

Agree. I'll try again. The end.

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#114 25-01-2016 11:21am

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femur61 wrote: »

Agree. I'll try again. The end.

That's not an ending. This is.

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#115 30-01-2016 12:10pm

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Cell door slammed shut. Bubba smiled

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#116 30-01-2016 8:52pm

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Empty double-bed. All's left: her scent.

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#117 01-02-2016 12:16pm

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Valentine's day. First time without her.

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#118 02-02-2016 8:32pm

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Hot Chili. break wind, dead cat.

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#119 02-02-2016 8:49pm

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Rubecula wrote: »

Hot Chili. break wind, dead cat.

We have a winner!

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#120 26-02-2016 12:48am

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Poor me pour me another drink.

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#121 26-02-2016 12:56am

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I came. She left. I came.

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#122 27-02-2016 2:05pm

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Mouth open, water replacing air, sinking.

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#123 27-02-2016 2:07pm

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Big wall. Fast walk. Sore head.

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#124 27-02-2016 2:08pm

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The people spoke, they said nothing.

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#125 28-02-2016 6:58pm

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He drank. He drove. She died.

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#126 28-02-2016 6:59pm

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How many lives must be lost?

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#127 28-02-2016 7:04pm

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Falling slowly into the blinding darkness!

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#128 28-02-2016 7:12pm

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You've been warned. Stay off Mars.

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#129 28-02-2016 7:32pm

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EMERGENCY BROADCAST: Avoid the hamster's gaze.

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#130 28-03-2016 4:32pm

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He hoped against hope. Hope won.

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#131 28-03-2016 4:40pm

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She left and never looked back

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#132 28-03-2016 4:46pm

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You don't remember. I'll never forget.

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#133 03-04-2016 1:06am

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Milk. The first cow is traumatised.

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#134 03-04-2016 2:00am

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I just saw my reflection blink

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#135 03-04-2016 2:30am

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Condom broke. Here comes the baby.

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#136 03-04-2016 8:01am

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She said sunny today, she lied

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#137 03-04-2016 3:10pm

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She loved him, with broken heart.

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#138 05-04-2016 9:27pm

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Hated him, gave him broken nose.

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#139 05-04-2016 9:29pm

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Rubecula wrote: »

Hated him, gave him broken nose.

violence is never the answer, amigo!

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#140 06-04-2016 11:25am

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Leaving work for the last time.

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#141 06-04-2016 4:27pm

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All noise suddenly stopped. Silence prevailed...

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#142 22-04-2016 5:20pm

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I didn't think it would matter.

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#143 22-04-2016 7:26pm

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Boots off, feet up. It's Friday.

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#144 24-04-2016 4:23pm

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love letter.wrong address.heartbroken. Alone.

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#145 25-04-2016 9:01am

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Torn a page. And then another...

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#146 08-07-2016 8:42pm

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**** you Sally this one's mine!!

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#147 10-07-2016 9:20pm

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guillotine. more than a paper cut

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#148 11-07-2016 11:32am

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The shame she feels every night.

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#149 11-07-2016 1:37pm

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wakes up, sees her, he smiles

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#150 12-07-2016 11:29pm

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Rolls over, farts loudly, still smiling.

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#151 12-07-2016 11:41pm

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He's an alcoholic and a bollix.

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