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#152 13-07-2016 6:38pm

Bob Z

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He died a long time ago

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#153 13-07-2016 6:41pm

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Where's my beer money, bitch! !

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#154 13-07-2016 6:49pm

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You have really deep brown eyes

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#155 13-07-2016 6:50pm

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This one IS loaded you asshole

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#156 13-07-2016 6:51pm

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He aims he scores he wakes

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#157 13-07-2016 9:02pm

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"Why me?" I screamed at the fools.

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#158 14-07-2016 11:43am

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Five days since last reportable accident

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#159 14-07-2016 8:35pm

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Fed up of these telling offs.

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#160 14-07-2016 8:52pm

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I am the alpha and omega

All I own is now lost

My story has yet to begin

Government came and took my baby

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#161 14-07-2016 10:32pm

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He cried over the empty bed

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#162 20-07-2016 2:55am

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After wettung the bed, he cried.

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#163 21-07-2016 1:33am

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The rain, falls down, on him.

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#164 22-07-2016 11:29am

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All seemed as it never happened...

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#165 23-07-2016 3:04am

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and she sewed the scarecrow's clothes.

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#166 23-07-2016 6:27am

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I can't write six word stories....

I like green eggs and ham.....

With great power comes great responsibility....

My spidey senses are tingling. ****!

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#167 25-07-2016 2:12pm

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Terrorists struck again today. Lunch anyone?

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#168 25-07-2016 10:14pm

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Posts disappear again. So to bed.

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#169 26-07-2016 11:43am

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I never got to say goodbye.....

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#170 26-07-2016 1:48pm

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I'm surprised this thread goes on...

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#171 27-07-2016 1:01pm

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If I had another chance I'd .....

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#172 27-07-2016 1:02pm

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She knew he was the one

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#173 27-07-2016 1:05pm

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Yesterday's time paradox showed up again

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#174 27-07-2016 1:07pm

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Proffessor Higgins cloned his own doppelganger

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#175 27-07-2016 1:13pm

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Bob Z wrote: »

Proffessor Higgins cloned his own doppelganger

Yesterday, clone. Today, doppleganger. Tomorrow, president..? :pac:

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#176 29-07-2016 11:13pm

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Fermet's Theorem solved, I just yawned.

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#177 29-07-2016 11:42pm

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Shame he couldn't solve Fermat's theorem

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#178 30-07-2016 7:01am

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Sky starts falling. Chicken Lickin exonerated.

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#179 01-08-2016 11:31am

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Please don't laugh; I mean it.

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#180 03-08-2016 12:10am

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Eyesight bad, poured drink, Oh god!

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#181 03-08-2016 12:31am

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DavidKeane wrote: »

Please don't laugh; I mean it.

He said, whipping out his cock.

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#182 05-08-2016 5:10pm

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TSMGUY wrote: »

He said, whipping out his cock.

Not quite what I had in mind...

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#183 10-08-2016 10:05am

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They mostly come at night, mostly.

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#184 12-08-2016 8:22am

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In a cage, locked, fire,gone.

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#185 12-08-2016 7:30pm

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Oh my lord, it's you again.

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#186 15-08-2016 2:21am

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Congratulations your expecting a boy and girl

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#187 15-08-2016 2:25am

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Tim the hitman at your service

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#188 15-08-2016 2:27am

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She fell down laughing so hard

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#189 15-08-2016 2:28am

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He put his wages on the red

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#190 15-08-2016 2:30am

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The mute hit the mime artist

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#191 15-08-2016 2:31am

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Dog, D'ya wanna buy one, Boss.

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#192 22-08-2016 12:23pm

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SEANoftheDEAD wrote: »

They mostly come at night, mostly.

One idea. One problem. One Solution.

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#193 22-08-2016 12:39pm

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Door ajar, he looked in tentatively.

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#194 22-08-2016 12:43pm

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Mark, is that you? Who ar

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#195 31-08-2016 11:51pm

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dont say a word...i know.

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#196 01-09-2016 1:14pm

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FIRMWARE PATCHED: NEW TARGET 38.8977, -77.0365

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#197 14-11-2016 1:38am

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Two girls, one cup. You ready?

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#198 15-11-2016 2:13pm

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Death is certain, life is not!

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#199 15-11-2016 2:24pm

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It's winter time but it's warm.

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#200 15-11-2016 5:58pm

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Speeding. Missed sign. "Warning: dangerous bend."

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#201 16-11-2016 1:01pm

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Sometimes the weirdest threads go on

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