Normal things that seem strange to you

Mister Vain

Mens urinals - I can't for the life of me use those things. There's something about standing next to a man while holding me lad that doesn't feel right.

Handkerchief - I don't want a snot rag in my pocket all day.

Jeans - The most uncomfortable item of clothing I've ever worn. I can't walk in the fecking things, and I'm not talking about the skinny jeans either. I can only imagine what they're like.

What normal things do you think are strange?

darkpagandeath

assless chaps.

kneemos

darkpagandeath wrote: »

assless chaps.

How do they poo?

stimpson

Mass. Loads of people talking to themselves pretending it's really talking to the lad who invented the universe. Madness.

AnonoBoy

kneemos wrote: »

How do they poo?

"If I only had an ass!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTerh0tobnU

Señor Fancy Pants

People eating kiwi fruit.

Just fcuking why?! Especially with the skin still on.

Working 9 to 5.

Sheep Lover

Wiping with tissue paper.


Bare handed does the same job.

kneemos

[qbuote="Sheep Lover;94532496"]Wiping with tissue paper.


Bare handed does the same job.[/quote]

You wash your hands either way.

Ruu

Clocks, what are they all about?

Corvo

Mister Vain wrote: »

Mens urinals - I can't for the life of me use those things. There's something about standing next to a man while holding me lad that doesn't right

So, you're ashamed of your small penis...

Mister Vain

Corvo wrote: »

So, you're ashamed of your small penis...

No I'm ashamed of my psychogenic urinary retention.

Sheep Lover

kneemos wrote: »

You wash your hands either way.

Err... yeah... course. ..

LizT

Deleted User wrote: »

Working 9 to 5.

What a way to make a living

Mister Vain

LizT wrote: »

What a way to make a living

Barely getting by.

Lu Tze

Dry toilet roll - if you got **** on any other part of your body would you be content with just rubbing at it with dry tissue?! **** no you wouldnt!

Mister Vain

Lu Tze wrote: »

Dry toilet roll - if you got **** on any other part of your body would you be content with just rubbing at it with dry tissue?! **** no you wouldnt!

What you need is the three seashells.

kneemos

Mister Vain wrote: »

What you need is the three seashells.

How do they work?

Duggy747

People who eat eggs / sprouts / cabbage / broccoli

You sick twisted bastards.

Mister Vain

kneemos wrote: »

How do they work?

I'm not sure but I hear they're great.

lazygal

Liking sports, watching analysis of a match after its played and then dissecting it for days.
The Gaa in general I do not understand or like. Why would players go to all the effort when they don't even get paid.

Donkey Oaty

Ruu wrote: »

Clocks, what are they all about?

Don't know much about horology.

kneemos wrote: »

How do they poo?

Don't know much 'bout physiology.

Mister Vain wrote: »

Mens urinals

But I do know number one 'aint poo.

bnt

Driving. Particularly at "highway" speeds. If you know a bit of physics, you know that the kinetic energy of a moving object is proportional to the square of the speed e.g. double the speed, quadruple the energy - and when it goes wrong, all that energy goes somewhere. Car manufacturers know this, and have spent untold billions creating cars that absorb the energy of a collision, rather than transferring the energy to the occupants of the car. It's not always successful. :eek:

Winty

stimpson wrote: »

Mass. Loads of people talking to themselves pretending it's really talking to the lad who invented the universe. Madness.

Catholic Confession
You get inside a varnished wardrobe and wisper to a man in a dress about the last time you pleasured yourself

siblers

Ham, coleslaw, tomatoes..all that kinda stuff. Basically deli food that isn't hot and cooked I find weird

Sir Osis of Liver.

Birds...tiny singing dinosaurs with feathers.

Freaks.

Capt'n Midnight

Ruu wrote: »

Clocks, what are they all about?

Poor Ruu , someday you will be clockwise.

jamesbere

Breathing, I mean what's all that about.

nc19

watching sport

never understood it. If you like it so much go and do it yourself

NomadicGray

Moderating internet forums for no monetary value

The Peanut

NomadicGray wrote: »

Moderating internet forums for no monetary value

Power can be a greater aphrodisiac than money.

The Peanut

Obsession with fashion and celebrity culture. It's everywhere but leaves me cold.

homemadecider

High heeled shoes.

Wearing make-up everyday.

I find both of these things bizarre. Yes, I am a woman.

AnonoBoy

Ruu wrote: »

Clocks, what are they all about?

F*ckin' Magnets, how do they work?

galah

Separate hot and cold taps and windows that open outwards. I mean, why? Neither make much sense :mad:

Conor Bourke

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Working 9 to 5.

I've just gotten the closest thing I've ever had to a 9-5 job and I can't get used to it at all. 15 years of shift work has destroyed me.

The Peanut

Alaskimo-cake wrote: »

I've just gotten the closest thing I've ever had to a 9-5 job and I can't get used to it at all. 15 years of shift work has destroyed me.

I did shift work for 10 years and I swear it took me the main part of 6mths to get used to doing 9-5 again after it. I hate routine anyway but I missed the time I had to myself and I hated the normality of the whole 9-5 thing. There's something very liberating about being awake in the middle of the night working whenever most people are sleeping.

kneemos

galah wrote: »

Separate hot and cold taps and windows that open outwards. I mean, why? Neither make much sense :mad:

Inward opening windows definitely don't make sense.

c_man

nc19 wrote: »

watching sport

never understood it. If you like it so much go and do it yourself

Hmm, would you say the same about action movies? Are you specifically telling me to go out and sort out the criminals and the scum of our streets? Cos I'll do it man, I'll do it.

Conor Bourke

The Peanut wrote: »

I did shift work for 10 years and I swear it took me the main part of 6mths to get used to it. I hate routine anyway but I missed the time I had to myself and I hated the normality of the whole 9-5 thing. There's something very liberating about being awake in the middle of the night working whenever most people are sleeping.

I know!

Coming home from night duty on a dirty rotten rainy day and climbing into bed while everyone else is heading to work, or even just the anticipation of doing a few night shifts to escape the relentless chaos and demands of working during the day.

Karl Stein

Small children marching to school in the morning.

People who converse with total strangers on the internet.

Mister Vain

The Peanut wrote: »

There's something very liberating about being awake in the middle of the night working whenever most people are sleeping.

I used to see some really odd things coming home at night when I was doing shift work. Snowmen in the middle of the road, armed guards, green lights in the sky. It's quite possible I was hallucinating from lack of sleep.

Fr_Dougal

Mister Vain wrote: »

I used to see some really odd things coming home at night when I was doing shift work. Snowmen in the middle of the road, armed guards, green lights in the sky. It's quite possible I was hallucinating from lack of sleep.

Might just be a Kildare thing tbh.

Mister Vain

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Might just be a Kildare thing tbh.

It's a good job I'm not on Craggy Island. I'd be seeing creatures with four arses.

Rothko

People being obsessed with cars. Don't get it at all.

galah

kneemos wrote: »

Inward opening windows definitely don't make sense.

They do, easier to clean and you can fit flyscreens to them. Ever tried that with an outward opening window? Also less risk of window getting damaged when windy.

Also less risk of someone falling out of the window when opening it.

So there

Hans Bricks

Reaching under your crotch with bog roll to wipe your hole while remaining seated during poo poo time.

Am I the only one who stands up to wipe and checks to make sure theres no brown left ?

Carlos Orange

Shaving - I did it for a couple of years but it seemed like a lot of effort to look like a prepubescent boy so I stopped.

tomwaterford

Hans Bricks wrote: »

Reaching under your crotch with bog roll to wipe your hole while remaining seated during poo poo time.

Am I the only one who stands up to wipe and checks to make sure theres no brown left ?

What do you check with when standing up????

Hans Bricks

tomwaterford wrote: »

What do you check with when standing up????

My eyes