Singles thread.

mg1982

mg1982 wrote: »

How do I get a job with Microsoft. After hearing that I want a job there.

Hehe, I don't actually know! Although I do know that they have a funny interview process. They ask you random questions to how you answer them off-the-cuff.

mg1982

Karsini wrote: »

Hehe, I don't actually know! Although I do know that they have a funny interview process. They ask you random questions to how you answer them off-the-cuff.

I can answer off the cuff questions alright. All I'm missing is the college degree. Oh well maybe one day.

Pissy Missy

Yay have an interview for an assistant psychology job Friday, wish me luck

Pissy Missy

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1857193373_1/Women-s-Bandage-Bikini-Set-Push-up-Padded-Bra-Swimsuit-Bathing-Suit-Swimwear-patchwork-with-zipper.jpg

Also bought this bikini for hols, hope it fits

ftse100

Karsini wrote: »

Hehe, I don't actually know! Although I do know that they have a funny interview process. They ask you random questions to how you answer them off-the-cuff.

Had an Interview with Microsoft for an internship position back in 2013. You're right. They ask some strange questions. I was asked why is a man hole cover round.... Strange or what.

mg1982

Pissy Missy wrote: »

Yay have an interview for an assistant psychology job Friday, wish me luck

That's great news Pm. Fingers crossed for Ya.

ftse100

ftse100 wrote: »

Had an Interview with Microsoft for an internship position back in 2013. You're right. They ask some strange questions. I was asked why is a man hole cover round.... Strange or what.

That's the one I was thinking of!

Trebor176

Pissy Missy wrote: »

Yay have an interview for an assistant psychology job Friday, wish me luck

Best of luck with that PM. My fingers are crossed for you

Pissy Missy wrote: »

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1857193373_1/Women-s-Bandage-Bikini-Set-Push-up-Padded-Bra-Swimsuit-Bathing-Suit-Swimwear-patchwork-with-zipper.jpg

Also bought this bikini for hols, hope it fits

You'll have to post a pic

mg1982

Pissy Missy wrote: »

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/1857193373_1/Women-s-Bandage-Bikini-Set-Push-up-Padded-Bra-Swimsuit-Bathing-Suit-Swimwear-patchwork-with-zipper.jpg

Also bought this bikini for hols, hope it fits

I'm sure you look well in it.
Where you going for your hols?

Pissy Missy

Thanks im hoping to find a last minute deal at the end of july, hopefully to spain or somewhere like that

mg1982

Pissy Missy wrote: »

Thanks im hoping to find a last minute deal at the end of july, hopefully to spain or somewhere like that

Top up the auld tan. Yeah you can get some good deals. Hopefully we get a good summer here though.

Trebor176

My goodness, this thread has been rather quiet the last couple of days. What's the jackenory there?

Anyway, I hope everyone is well

blackcard

ftse100 wrote: »

Had an Interview with Microsoft for an internship position back in 2013. You're right. They ask some strange questions. I was asked why is a man hole cover round.... Strange or what.

A round manhole cover can't fall into the manhole no matter what way you turn it. A square cover could fall into the manhole on the diagonal.
PS -Microsoft- I can start next week

Gillo

blackcard wrote: »

A round manhole cover can't fall into the manhole no matter what way you turn it. A square cover could fall into the manhole on the diagonal.
PS -Microsoft- I can start next week

It's because windows users wouldn't manage corners
-posted from my mac:pac::pac::pac:

Roquentin

ftse100 wrote: »

Had an Interview with Microsoft for an internship position back in 2013. You're right. They ask some strange questions. I was asked why is a man hole cover round.... Strange or what.

what was your reply?

another one they ask is devise a scheme to count the number of traffic lights in a city.

sitting behind my computer id have to think for about five minutes. to think of a reply in seconds with interviewers staring at you would be hard.

ftse100

Roquentin wrote: »

what was your reply?

another one they ask is devise a scheme to count the number of traffic lights in a city.

sitting behind my computer id have to think for about five minutes. to think of a reply in seconds with interviewers staring at you would be hard.

I had the correct answer to the man hole cover question however they also asked me how many times does the hour and minute hand cross in 24 hours. As you said, it ain't easy when they are just sitting there staring at you

eternal

Good morrow.

Howiya

Roquentin

ftse100 wrote: »

I had the correct answer to the man hole cover question however they also asked me how many times does the hour and minute hand cross in 24 hours. As you said, it ain't easy when they are just sitting there staring at you

thats tough alright.

eternal

Decided to take up tutoring.

eternal

A girl here sent her boyfriend an intimate picture via Snapchat and he shared it through Twitter etc. She's ruined after it, she's very young and everyone in her school has seen it. Be careful who you share pictures with.

eternal

eternal wrote: »

A girl here sent her boyfriend an intimate picture via Snapchat and he shared it through Twitter etc. She's ruined after it, she's very young and everyone in her school has seen it. Be careful who you share pictures with.

That's a real problem with Snapchat. People assume that the pics are gone once the timer goes out. But someone can screenshot it, once they do then it'll never go away especially if shared.

eternal

Karsini wrote: »

That's a real problem with Snapchat. People assume that the pics are gone once the timer goes out. But someone can screenshot it, once they do then it'll never go away especially if shared.

I've never used it so don't know tbh. It's a scummy thing for the boyfriend to do all the same.

eternal

eternal wrote: »

I've never used it so don't know tbh. It's a scummy thing for the boyfriend to do all the same.

Absolutely. More to the point, why would someone do that?

I remember I once got a topless photo from a friend when she was drunk. I didn't screenshot it!

eternal

Karsini wrote: »

Absolutely. More to the point, why would someone do that?

I remember I once got a topless photo from a friend when she was drunk. I didn't screenshot it!

Who would though? What some people do amazes me. You think you can trust people but you can't really.

eternal

eternal wrote: »

Who would though? What some people do amazes me. You think you can trust people but you can't really.

That's part of my problem now. I find it so hard to trust people, which is partially why I've been back in a bubble over the last while.

Meh

eternal

I trust everyone and I always end up being hurt over it.

toastedpickles

eternal wrote: »

I trust everyone and I always end up being hurt over it.

There's your first mistake, I used to be like that, and now i trust no one until they've proven they can be trusted

eternal

toastedpickles wrote: »

There's your first mistake, I used to be like that, and now i trust no one until they've proven they can be trusted

Yeah, I'm trying to change alright. Had enough wake up calls at this stage.

Hugo Stiglitz

Trust no one.

eternal

Stops trusting Hugo.

That girl was only 13, I was reading the article there.

Hugo Stiglitz

eternal wrote: »

Stops trusting Hugo.

That girl was only 13, I was reading the article there.

Those two sentences there, with no context, makes me look bad!

Roquentin

once something is on the internet its there for life. one has to be careful when socializing now, people taking videos with cameras etc.

eternal

You wouldn't want to be riding down alleyways with them smartphones going strong. It's not like the old days.

Roquentin

eternal wrote: »

You wouldn't want to be riding down alleyways with them smartphones going strong. It's not like the old days.

yea things can go viral. trial by internet. its like kafkas vision is becoming a reality (from the trial)

heyday30

Eternal that made me laugh for the first time in days... Your cracked

eternal

Roquentin wrote: »

yea things can go viral. trial by internet. its like kafkas vision is becoming a reality (from the trial)

Which vision? Man becoming insect like and mechanical?

Roquentin

eternal wrote: »

Which vision? Man becoming insect like and mechanical?

thats metamorphisis:)

the trial, a man gets arrested for a crime he didnt commit and gets put before the courts and people etc.

it was a metaphor for the soviet police who would sent random people to the gulags and trial them for crimes they didnt commit. but it can also apply to todays internet culture

eternal

Roquentin wrote: »

thats metamorphisis:)

the trial, a man gets arrested for a crime he didnt commit and gets put before the courts and people etc.

it was a metaphor for the soviet police who would sent random people to the gulags and trial them for crimes they didnt commit. but it can also apply to todays internet culture

Sorry, my mistake. I see where you're coming from alright. It's like you're answering to people for no reason.

Roquentin

eternal wrote: »

Sorry, my mistake. I see where you're coming from alright. It's like you're answering to people for no reason.

yea there was a guy in austrailia who was hounded by the media because he was drunk one night and damaged a hotel. ended up killing himself over the media attention.

yea, one has to be very careful and some papers have no ethics etc.

eternal

Roquentin wrote: »

yea there was a guy in austrailia who was hounded by the media because he was drunk one night and damaged a hotel. ended up killing himself over the media attention.

yea, one has to be very careful and some papers have no ethics etc.

I remember that alright.

eternal

Nobody liked my monkey. Check out his little face.

mg1982

eternal wrote: »

Nobody liked my monkey. Check out his little face.

I like your monkey E. Very cute.

eternal

I think he should be our mascot.

mg1982

eternal wrote: »

I think he should be our mascot.

Why is he lonely and looking for a mate?

eternal

mg1982 wrote: »

Why is he lonely and looking for a mate?

I'm not lonely and looking for a mate. I just think he's cute. Like if you're having a bad day it would be guaranteed he would cheer you up, that's what mascots do.

Stoned Since 2011

This thread will be minus one single very soon.

eternal

Stoned Since 2011 wrote: »

This thread will be minus one single very soon.

Why, will you spare us one of your posts for the year :pac:

Stoned Since 2011

I am fishing and I already have caught bait

eternal

Stoned Since 2011 wrote: »

I am fishing and I already have caught bait

Do tell oh stoned one.