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  • #5752
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    heyday30 wrote: »
    Ah now. Some flowers and wine first at least!

    You'll be waiting. I've no mind for the elf beer, I'm not my usual elf self. Is anyone going out?


  • #5753
    mg1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    eternal wrote: »
    Free blowjobs for everyone when Barca win.

    Well if you insist. :D


  • #5754
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Dani Alves' hair is ridiculous looking.


  • #5755
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Pulling the pints again tonight. :) Pulled Guinness for the first time last night. Seems I did alright.


  • #5756
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Karsini wrote: »
    Pulling the pints again tonight. :) Pulled Guinness for the first time last night. Seems I did alright.

    There's a knack. We learned in an Irish pub in London years ago. Then when you get extra cool you make the shamrocks on top :)


  • #5757
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    eternal wrote: »
    Free blowjobs for everyone when Barca win.

    So did they win?! :D


  • #5758
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »
    So did they win?! :D

    3-1 mudder fcker.


  • #5759
    mg1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    eternal wrote: »
    3-1 mudder fcker.

    3-1 to Barca? nice one.

    They will have a tougher test next week against Juve.


  • #5760
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    mg1982 wrote: »
    3-1 to Barca? nice one.

    They will have a tougher test next week against Juve.

    Most definitely and on a larger stage. I'm hoping to watch it on the big screens. They're having a great season to be fair.


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  • #5761
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    eternal wrote: »
    3-1 mudder fcker.

    Yes! :D


  • #5762
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Eira yeah. Ye couldn't cross the road for a free one.


  • #5763
    mg1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    eternal wrote: »
    Eira yeah. Ye couldn't cross the road for a free one.

    Dont worry E. I wont hold you to the BJ. Anyway im not driving down to cork at this hour. :eek:


  • #5764
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    mg1982 wrote: »
    Dont worry E. I wont hold you to the BJ. Anyway im not driving down to cork at this hour. :eek:

    My door is closed. Forever.


  • #5765
    Trebor176
    Registered Users Posts: 3,415 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    Evening all.


  • #5766
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    mg1982 wrote: »
    Dont worry E. I wont hold you to the BJ. Anyway im not driving down to cork at this hour. :eek:

    Me neither. *does u-turn*


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  • #5767
    deise08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭deise08


    The last i read, eternal was an elf.

    How did it get to bjs?

    :O


  • #5768
    Trebor176
    Registered Users Posts: 3,415 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    deise08 wrote: »
    The last i read, eternal was an elf.

    How did it get to bjs?

    :O

    Well, it is a random thread after all, so anything goes really :rolleyes:


  • #5769
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Elf bjs?


  • #5770
    mg1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    eternal wrote: »
    My door is closed. Forever.

    Or until next time Barca win, which could be next saturday. :D


  • #5771
    mg1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    deise08 wrote: »
    The last i read, eternal was an elf.

    How did it get to bjs?

    :O

    Too much elf wine. :D


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  • #5772
    Trebor176
    Registered Users Posts: 3,415 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

    After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to HR.
    Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.

    The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice"?

    The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."


  • #5773
    Trebor176
    Registered Users Posts: 3,415 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    He usually has a full sack!


  • #5774
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Trebor, what has you so sprightly? Tis hardly all the books is it?


  • #5775
    Trebor176
    Registered Users Posts: 3,415 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    eternal wrote: »
    Trebor, what has you so sprightly? Tis hardly all the books is it?

    Sure, I'm always sprightly :rolleyes:


  • #5776
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Trebor176 wrote: »
    Sure, I'm always sprightly :rolleyes:

    This site is very cliquey. It's the same people licking each other's arses day in, day out.


  • #5777
    blackcard
    Registered Users Posts: 4,084 ✭✭✭blackcard


    eternal wrote: »
    This site is very cliquey. It's the same people licking each other's arses day in, day out.
    Wow, that was brave - and true - end of thread


  • #5778
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    blackcard wrote: »
    Wow, that was brave - and true - end of thread

    Why the end of the thread. To be fair this isn't a cliquey thread, everyone is welcome and we disagree and laugh at each other too.


  • #5779
    blackcard
    Registered Users Posts: 4,084 ✭✭✭blackcard


    eternal wrote: »
    Why the end of the thread. To be fair this isn't a cliquey thread, everyone is welcome and we disagree and laugh at each other too.

    You just said it was very cliquey?


  • #5780
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    blackcard wrote: »
    You just said it was very cliquey?

    I don't think she meant this very thread. Said site.


  • #5781
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    blackcard wrote: »
    You just said it was very cliquey?

    This thread isn't like that. Anyone who comes on here is greeted and chatted to. Just go over it and you'll see.


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  • #5782
    blackcard
    Registered Users Posts: 4,084 ✭✭✭blackcard


    eternal wrote: »
    This thread isn't like that. Anyone who comes on here is greeted and chatted to. Just go over it and you'll see.

    Ok, sorry


  • #5783
    kissmequick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭kissmequick


    The more and more weekends that roll by the more miserable I get hah! :(:(

    How's everyone? :)


  • #5784
    chrysagon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    sure what could be wrong, except the weather.. a washout..


  • #5785
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Sunny here, hope everyone is having a great weekend :)


  • #5786
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Hello Auto.


  • #5787
    mg1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    Autosport wrote: »
    Sunny here, hope everyone is having a great weekend :)

    Feels like january up here. Have a good weekend.


  • #5788
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    mg1982 wrote: »
    Feels like january up here. Have a good weekend.

    Mg don't feed the trolls. Can't say where.


  • #5789
    mg1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    eternal wrote: »
    Mg don't feed the trolls. Can't say where.

    Ah sure theres no trolls on this thread. :)

    Anywhere west of the shannon gets the sh1tty weather.


  • #5790
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    mg1982 wrote: »
    Ah sure theres no trolls on this thread. :)

    Anywhere west of the shannon gets the sh1tty weather.

    It's a sunny day in Cork. Sligo is freezing though I think and gets very cold winds.


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  • #5791
    mg1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    eternal wrote: »
    It's a sunny day in Cork. Sligo is freezing though I think and gets very cold winds.

    Nice in cork too? Time for the winter woolies here.

    Your weather forecast and location were spot on.


  • #5792
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    mg1982 wrote: »
    Nice in cork too? Time for the winter woolies here.

    Your weather forecast and location were spot on.

    I'm a stalker sure so no surprise there.


  • #5793
    mg1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    eternal wrote: »
    I'm a stalker sure so no surprise there.

    Your among friends here so. :D


  • #5794
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Someone mention stalker :D


  • #5795
    deise08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭deise08


    Anybody going to watch BGT tonight?


  • #5796
    Trebor176
    Registered Users Posts: 3,415 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    deise08 wrote: »
    Anybody going to watch BGT tonight?

    Ehhhh. . . .no!


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  • #5797
    mg1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    deise08 wrote: »
    Anybody going to watch BGT tonight?

    BGT?


  • #5798
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    deise08 wrote: »
    Anybody going to watch BGT tonight?

    I am Deise, first group were brilliant, can't wait for Boyband :D brilliant dancers


  • #5799
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    mg1982 wrote: »
    BGT?

    Britains Got Talent


  • #5800
    deise08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭deise08


    Wonder what matisse will do!


  • #5801
    mg1982
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭mg1982


    Autosport wrote: »
    Britains Got Talent

    Oh the final is on tonight. Wasnt watching, just seen the old guys at the start dancing. They were good.


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