Singles thread.

kfallon

Back.....miss me?

Enjoy the 'pedal' Hugo :P

eternal

kfallon wrote: »

Back.....miss me?

Enjoy the 'pedal' Hugo :P

Is that parcel place open now?

kfallon

eternal wrote: »

Is that parcel place open now?

24/7.....you just put in your phone number and the code they give you and hey presto a door opens and there's your parcel

deise08

has the blow up arrived?

kfallon

deise08 wrote: »

has the blow up arrived?

Punctured already....thought it would be able to take a little prick no problem :pac:

Ted_YNWA

deise08 wrote: »

has the blow up arrived?

I get the image from Only Fools

eternal

Men have it easier than women.

kfallon

eternal wrote: »

Men have it easier than women.

How so?

eternal

kfallon wrote: »

How so?

All you need is a blow up doll. Women are more complex.

kfallon

eternal wrote: »

All you need is a blow up doll. Women are more complex.

All you need is a cucumber..... :P

eternal

kfallon wrote: »

All you need is a cucumber..... :P

I knew you would say that but I thought you'd go for the carrot option instead.

kfallon

eternal wrote: »

I knew you would say that but I thought you'd go for the carrot option instead.

It's my environmentally friendly mind you see.....always go green

Ted_YNWA

Carrots would be too hard/solid & more pointy than a cucumber.


i haven't thought about it that much, honest

deise08

all I can think of is that grapefruit thing ha ha

at least I think it was a grapefruit.

kfallon

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Carrots would be too hard/solid & more pointy than a cucumber.


i haven't tried it that much, honest

FYP

:pac:

kfallon

Tis like a Carry On film in here tonight

eternal

deise08 wrote: »

all I can think of is that grapefruit thing ha ha

at least I think it was a grapefruit.

You mean melon? I think?

deise08

eternal wrote: »

You mean melon? I think?

Ha ha ha ah now I think only shaq oNeill would be using a melon ha

Ted_YNWA

kfallon wrote: »

FYP

:pac:

:eek:

you been spying on me.

Trebor176

Good evening Boardsies. How is everyone?

Ted_YNWA

Same as yesterday, only a day older & yourself Trebor?

deise08

Hey treb

Autosport

The carry on in here is scandalous how's everyone this fine night?

eternal

Autosport wrote: »

The carry on in here is scandalous how's everyone this fine night?

Realising now that going blonde is a bad idea. I've brutal roots and not able to get it done for a while.

oceanstreet

Autosport wrote: »

The carry on in here is scandalous how's everyone this fine night?

Good, plenty of cucumbers spare if ya fancy one

kfallon

eternal wrote: »

Realising now that going blonde is a bad idea. I've brutal roots and not able to get it done for a while.

Yeah, I'm the same.....

eternal

kfallon wrote: »

Yeah, I'm the same.....

You're better off. I had very short hair before.

Trebor176

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Same as yesterday, only a day older & yourself Trebor?

I'm alright. Just tired, but grand. It's been a hectic couple of days in work. Roll on 5:30 tomorrow and I'm done until Tuesday.

deise08 wrote: »

Hey treb

Hey Deise

kfallon

eternal wrote: »

You're better off. I had very short hair before.

I don't think you could even describe mine as hair tbh

deise08

kfallon wrote: »

I don't think you could even describe mine as hair tbh

A yellow marker will do

eternal

kfallon wrote: »

I don't think you could even describe mine as hair tbh

I went out with a guy with no hair before. He didn't seem bothered by it. He was only 25 or something as well.

kfallon

deise08 wrote: »

A yellow marker will do

Luminous yellow so I can't get knocked down while on a night out

eternal wrote: »

I went out with a guy with no hair before. He didn't seem bothered by it. He was only 25 or something as well.

I'm used to it by now, doesn't bother me tbh, just shaving it every morn is a pain, could be in bed instead

eternal

Yeah well try shaving your body most days. Why don't you do it at night anyway.

Trebor176

I've thick hair. I've been told that I'll never go bald. It grows quite fast as well. I've to get the mop chopped every month. Well, it's just a couple of blades and a bit cut with a scissors My nephew has said my head feels like a hedgehog.

kfallon

eternal wrote: »

Yeah well try shaving your body most days. Why don't you do it at night anyway.

Cos it'll have 7 or 8 hours growth by the time I wake up! Best to have a fresh shave in the morn

eternal

The salon owner said I had gorgeous hair and stroked it and this guy I met said I wasn't attractive but I had nice hair. He could have left out the first part. Basically I'm manky with nice hair so.

eternal

Trebor176 wrote: »

I've thick hair. I've been told that I'll never go bald. It grows quite fast as well. I've to get the mop chopped every month. Well, it's just a couple of blades and a bit cut with a scissors My nephew has said my head feels like a hedgehog.

You should have went on Vikings with that mop. You've no excuse either being in Dublin.

deise08

kfallon wrote: »

I don't think you could even describe mine as hair tbh

If you had hair what would it be like?

Trebor176

eternal wrote: »

You should have went on Vikings with that mop. You've no excuse either being in Dublin.

I'd have had no chance!

eternal

Trebor176 wrote: »

I'd have had no chance!

Why they are taking on 8,000 people. I saw them in the queue, there were no models there like only ordinary people.

kfallon

deise08 wrote: »

If you had hair what would it be like?

Brown, would go a bit fair in the summer.
I'd still have it short but not as short as it is now, prob a 1 all over

Trebor176

eternal wrote: »

Why they are taking on 8,000 people. I saw them in the queue, there were no models there like only ordinary people.

I'd have no such luck.

eternal

kfallon wrote: »

Brown, would go a bit fair in the summer.
I'd still have it short but not as short as it is now, prob a 1 all over

Do you like the sun? Would you lie out in it.

eternal

Trebor176 wrote: »

I'd have no such luck.

What? You're not an ordinary person so? What are you trying to say.

kfallon

eternal wrote: »

Do you like the sun? Would you lie out in it.

I love it, wouldn't lie out in it but there's a pub round the corner that is a great sun trap, love sitting out in it at weekends in the summer drinking away

Trebor176

eternal wrote: »

What? You're not an ordinary person so? What are you trying to say.

Of course I'm an ordinary person. I don't know how many have actually queued for this.

Autosport

eternal wrote: »

Realising now that going blonde is a bad idea. I've brutal roots and not able to get it done for a while.

Went blonde years ago and I hated it now I just go between red and brown shades although there was that time I dyed my hair black looked like the woman from the Addams family

eternal

Autosport wrote: »

Went blonde years ago and I hated it now I just go between red and brown shades although there was that time I dyed my hair black looked like the woman from the Addams family

Do you do it yourself? Long hair?

deise08

I've never had a colour.

I've virgin hair.

kfallon

deise08 wrote: »

I've never had a colour.

I've virgin hair.

i really need to clean my mind