Best advice youve had

hollster2

SoftMicro wrote: »

Who else Googled 'Safe Sex Rhymes'? :P

Made them up myself :D

TheOtherBloke

hollster2 wrote: »

Cover your stump before you hump

Love it :pac:

antodeco

Alone with your cock, choose the right sock

foxy farmer

Fill the back of the shovel.
The front will look after itself.

lulu1

Something my father said to me a lifetime ago he said

Your'e mother is the best friend you will ever have.

And I never forgot those words

hollster2

antodeco wrote: »

Alone with your cock, choose the right sock

If your not going to sack it go home and whack it.

TheOtherBloke

foxy farmer wrote: »

Fill the back of the shovel.
The front will look after itself.

Explain????

hollster2

lulu1 wrote: »

Something my father said to me a lifetime ago he said

Your'e mother is the best friend you will ever have.

And I never forgot those words

Very True and shes mine

Pumpkinseeds

If you're thinking of committing a crime think of 10 things that could go wrong. If you can think of 10 things that could get you caught then you'll get away with it.

TheOtherBloke

lulu1 wrote: »

Something my father said to me a lifetime ago he said

Your'e mother is the best friend you will ever have.

And I never forgot those words

I stand by this 100%

James Bond Junior

Once you have left over for a few pints after paying all your bills your doing alright.

Told to me before I started working proper and I always remind myself of it.

lulu1

The Peanut wrote: »

Better late than pregnant.;)

If you can't be good be careful and if you can't be careful buy a pram

Kevin McCloud

Don't be a dick, cover your prick.

TheOtherBloke

Miall108 wrote: »

Dont be silly wrap your willy

YOU started this :pac::pac:

Sunnyisland

This thread should be moved to the pregnant and toddlers forum...

foxy farmer

TheOtherBloke wrote: »

Explain????

An old saying used by men when out spreading lime on farms long ago. Trailers had to be filled by hand. The back of the shovel carried the bulk of the load. The lazy man would only half fill the shovel and the experienced man would cop it and point it out with the saying.

TheOtherBloke

realies wrote: »

This thread should be moved to the pregnant and toddlers forum...

Ah now, they are all good replies.. Few words of wisdom and some funny puns to go with

El_Dangeroso

When someone is raising their voice to you, make your voice progressively quieter. They'll naturally lower their voice in response. Works like magic and a handy tip for those who have to deal with the public.

beks101

"Sit at the table"

Something Sheryl Sandberg said originally, was repeated to me before a job interview.

I always bear it in mind before a big work meeting or assignment. And it helps with personal stuff too. Always be a participant in your job and your life, be at the fore, not on the sidelines and never, ever, in the 'back row'.

Shrap

Don't ever feel like you failed, because you're always going to learn something from it. My dear departed Granddad.






*Also, that fill the back of the shovel and the front will look after itself? Stands to reason. If you filled to the back then you've a full shovel, no shortcuts. Easy.

omerin

Not so much advice I was given, more advice that I'd like to share

If you work in a role with some quiet periods, particularly retail or customer facing, look busy. That is to say do something, don't just mope around, be active and look for work or do something on your own initiative. It will pay off in the long run, trust me.

The second bit of advice is that it's not good enough just to be intelligent, you need to be motivated too. I work for a multinational pharma company and I would say I'm of average intelligence but focused and work whatever hours it takes to get the job done. I see everyday far more intelligent people then me put in minimal effort to get by and waste more time on non work related stuff. Which is kind of related to my last piece of advice.

That would be to never work in multinationals or at least start off your working life for a small company as it can lead to complacency. In multinationals you are cocooned away from everything, we haven't the concerns of small and medium Irish companies because we reach worldwide markets. When everything is going well for a company, people can coast along and this is a habit that's hard to change

StupidLikeAFox

Wrap your whacker before you attack her

Shrap

foxy farmer wrote: »

An old saying used by men when out spreading lime on farms long ago. Trailers had to be filled by hand. The back of the shovel carried the bulk of the load. The lazy man would only half fill the shovel and the experienced man would cop it and point it out with the saying.

Yeah, that Trailers still have to be filled by hand here!

foxy farmer

He who dipeth his wick must payeth for the oil.

TheOtherBloke

StupidLikeAFox wrote: »

Wrap your whacker before you attack her

Lol :pac:

Kevin McCloud

If it don't fit don't force it.

Shrap

The new broom sweeps clean. True enough, sadly.

hollster2

If you go into heat package your meat ahaha:pac:

castletownman

I'll never forget the sagely advice my grandfather told me just before he kicked the bucket.

He said: "Grandson. How far do you reckon I can kick this bucket?"

antodeco

StupidLikeAFox wrote: »

Wrap your whacker before you attack her

Remove the pong, before she sucks on your schlong