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    #62
    Shrap
    Registered Users Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    Love is blind but your neighbour isn't.


    Wish I could remember more from round here. There's some very pithy Clare sayings I knew, but they're gone from me now.


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    #63
    TheOtherBloke
    Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭TheOtherBloke


    antodeco wrote: »
    Remove the pong, before she sucks on your schlong

    Every hole is a goal? Yas agree with this?


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    #64
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users Posts: 25,554 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Never panic


    Name one situation in the history of the world that was made better by panicking.


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    #65
    TheOtherBloke
    Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭TheOtherBloke


    Shrap wrote: »
    Love is blind but your neighbour isn't.


    Wish I could remember more from round here. There's some very pithy Clare sayings I knew, but they're gone from me now.
    My neighbours are nosey b*stards :(


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    #66
    TheOtherBloke
    Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭TheOtherBloke


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    Never panic


    Name one situation in the history of the world that was made better by panicking.

    None.. Good one :)


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    #67
    Renegade Mechanic
    Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    If there's grass on the pitch, PLAY BALL, :D


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    #68
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    TheOtherBloke wrote: »
    Every hole is a goal? Yas agree with this?

    Any port in a storm.


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    #69
    lulu1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,815 ✭✭✭lulu1


    It's better to be a good bluffer than a good worker.


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    #70
    Shrap
    Registered Users Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    Never panic


    Name one situation in the history of the world that was made better by panicking.

    The Muppets. Definitely the Muppets were better with an aul panic. http://gifeel.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/gif-panique1.gif


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    #71
    not yet
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Measure once, cut twice..

    When its dark and your drunk...always check for an Adam's apple.


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    #72
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    If the river is red take the dirt road instead.


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    #73
    Shrap
    Registered Users Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    not yet wrote: »
    Measure once, cut twice..

    Yeah, I keep getting that one wrong too :rolleyes:


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    #74
    eamonnq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,011 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    Nothing good happens after 1.00 am


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    #75
    lulu1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,815 ✭✭✭lulu1


    He wouldn't give you the wind of his arse to cool your brauhen


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    #76
    Schwiiing
    Registered Users Posts: 2,685 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    'Don't be a dick'.


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    #77
    TheOtherBloke
    Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭TheOtherBloke


    Kevin McCloud wrote: »
    If the river is red take the dirt road instead.

    Visiting Brown Town eh?


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    #78
    Shrap
    Registered Users Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    Ah, this is a good one cos it's true. About sleep:

    An hour before twelve is better than two after.

    *I should go to bed. Night ;)


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    #79
    TheOtherBloke
    Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭TheOtherBloke


    lulu1 wrote: »
    He wouldn't give you the wind of his arse to cool your brauhen

    I love these sorta things.. I find them hilarious. Like ' He wouldnt give you the steam off his pi$$ ' :pac:


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    #80
    Shrap
    Registered Users Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    TheOtherBloke wrote: »
    I love these sorta things.. I find them hilarious. Like ' He wouldnt give you the steam off his pi$$ ' :pac:

    Me too. "I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire" is my favourite.


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    #81
    ectoraige
    Registered Users Posts: 2,100 ✭✭✭ectoraige


    Always choose good shoes, good tyres, and a good mattress, you'll always have one of them beneath you. And if you can find a good woman...


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    #82
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    The boss was trying to get us to try a new approach untried elsewhere in the organisation. He thought we'd look great if we pulled it off.

    Early bird catches the worm, he said

    A colleague said yeah, but it's always the second mouse that gets the cheese.

    His point being let someone else be the early adopter and take on the hardship, then learn from their mistakes.


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    #83
    TheOtherBloke
    Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭TheOtherBloke


    Shrap wrote: »
    Me too. "I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire" is my favourite.

    Haha. ' hes so stingey he would peel an orange in his pocket ' there are loads. Im laughin thinking about 'em


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    #84
    TheOtherBloke
    Registered Users Posts: 232 ✭✭TheOtherBloke


    Never trust anyone that doesent swear. Thats one I hear alot


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    #85
    not yet
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Never eat yellow snow:


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    #86
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    Never trust a skinny chef.


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    #87
    foxy farmer
    Registered Users Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    An ounce of lubrication is better than a ton of force.
    Never stick your finger where you wouldn't stick your mickey.


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    #88
    Miall108
    Registered Users Posts: 433 ✭✭Miall108


    TheOtherBloke wrote: »
    This it turning into a thread about safe sex...

    My Fault :pac::pac:


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    #89
    Miall108
    Registered Users Posts: 433 ✭✭Miall108


    IF your snookered on the pink, go for the brown


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    #90
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    Buy cheap buy twice.


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    #91
    hollster2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,199 ✭✭✭hollster2


    Go hard or go Home :eek::p


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