Best advice youve had

mad m

keep your money under the mattress. Oh and never trust a painter who has clean overalls:pac::pac::pac:

not yet

It wont always be dark at 6.

One swallow does not a summer make.

salmocab

Mate of mines Da told him before he went to Australia 'son never travel anywhere with an asshole as there will be one waiting for you when you get there'.
Balls beaten to it last page by a mate would you believe

Kevin McCloud

A dumb priest never got a parish.

December2012

Always look after your broom.

Kevin McCloud

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it.

worded

Read this in a Horoscope years ago and havnt read another since .....

Well maybe it was a college rag mag


Beware of so called friends that throw rocks at you

worded

Corporate advice ...

CYOA

Cover your own arse

Ted_YNWA

Everything will be alright in the end, if it is not alright, it is not the end.



If at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you tried in the first place.


Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion

lakesider

Never ever ..clean your arse with a broken bottle..

Kevin McCloud

lakesider wrote: »

Never ever ..clean your arse with a broken bottle..

If you were cagey you would be ok.

StompToWork

Fcuk 'em if they can't take a joke. This advice has served me so well throughout my life.

Pedro Gonzalez

Be yourself-you might as well, because everyone else is taken.

Hermy

StompToWork wrote: »

Fcuk 'em if they can't take a joke. This advice has served me so well throughout my life.

That's the motto of the Church of the Subgenius.
Praise Bob!

TheOtherBloke

StompToWork wrote: »

Fcuk 'em if they can't take a joke. This advice has served me so well throughout my life.

Agreed

Kevin McCloud

Don't sit on a rocking chair you don't want to watch TV from.

Do not touch Willie.

Good advice.

TheOtherBloke

Dont be scrolling on boards at 1am when you have work at 7am

cork guitar player

shut the **** up

TheOtherBloke

cork guitar player wrote: »

shut the **** up

you anti social person ya

cork guitar player

TheOtherBloke

cork guitar player wrote: »

Yep sums it up really

risteard7

Always stand up for yourself. Dont ever let any f***er walk all over you.

If you want a friend, buy a dog.

jungleman

Not so much advice, but my grandmothers last words to me, I will never forget.

"What are you doing in here with that shovel?"

Littlekittylou

'We are not our hair but we can still have fun with it. '

You can be real and still be working glambeauty. They don't like it **** em.

Don't compare yourself to anyone else.

Controlling people have lost themselves. Assert yourself and they panic.They are like toys on wheels of manipulation and control. If you remove one of the wheels, they'll never be able to feel secure, be whole.

Let them get lost in the dark.

'Pity, people who inspire it in you are actually very powerful people. To get someone else to take care of you, to feel sorry for you that takes a lot of strength, smarts, manipulation. Be wise.Manipulation, fueled with good intent, can be a blessing. But when used wickedly, it is the beginning of a magician's karmic calamity'The chief means of resisting manipulation is humility – knowing who we really are and facing it. You can only serve by love. You can only love by choice. True love cannot be the result of decree, force or manipulation.

You are a manipulator. Everyone is, keep it in check.

Don't ignore or mock someone's feelings.

Do you.


You are a formidable dragon, don't be evil.

Everyone gets their ass handed to them at some point.

Be kind.


Don't assume to know your actions or words will make someone feel.If you are going to do the deed then you must face the consequences.

The moment we refuse to hurt others because of our own pain, is the time we evolve as souls.

mg1982

Its not the destination that matters its the journey.

everlast75

Always telephone ahead before making a journey.

Whether it be to a shop or to visit - it'll save you a lot of time and fuel.

SepTomBer

If there's no pain, no gain.

Mehaffey1

If it's not hard it mightn't be worth doing.

Have related that to work, emigrating and relationships, seems to work out well.

Always remember the story behind the Snow Patrol song Chasing Cars where the lead singer's father (Gary Lightbody) gave his son a piece of advice over pining after a girl. "You're like a dog chasing a car, you'll never catch it. Even if you did you wouldn't know what to do with it"

Dog of Tears

Tell them you weren't even in the Country at the time of the incident.