Steak & blowjob day

Specialun

As some know this is march 14th

Do you plan on celebrating?

Why dont they make cards for this

chughes

Was thinking of giving the wife a nice pearl necklace to mark the event....

Uncle Ben

Totally mad title.

shruikan2553

Ah crap, I have some steaks but they go off on the 14th. Chances are they wont even last until then.

Ruu

Tesco Value range have Steak and BJ cards.

Riddle101

Here's my question. Would you have your steak and get a BJ while eating it? Or wait and have one after the other?

brevity

Couldn't they have picked a day that wasn't also Mothers day?

Mint Aero

I'll have 1 steak and 2 blowjobs please

Captain Chaos

brevity wrote: »

Couldn't they have picked at day that wasn't also Mothers day?

It's the day before.

mikeym

Too many people are talking about Mothers Day and Steak & Blowjob Day isnt getting the publicity it deserves

Magico Gonzalez

Specialun wrote: »

As some know this is march 14th

Do you plan on celebrating?

Why dont they make cards for this

Day for inane morons who don't get to eat what they want and have to beg their missus for favours.

Terrific.

I hate this "day", I hate "talk like a pirate day" and other juvenile nonsense unbecoming of a man. The extension of adolescent bollix well into the time when a boy should become a man is nigh on pathetic. Dysmal sadsacks.

Be a man, not some infantile clown who needs a "day"

Squee..this is my day to eat a steak...squee...maybe I'll get some later.

Fck that, day for fools and braying idiots.

Saps.

jungleman

chughes wrote: »

Was thinking of giving the wife a nice pearl necklace to mark the event....

Think I'll just be giving myself a pearl bracelet

FueledbyCoffee

You kiss your Mother with that mouth ?

Wide Load

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Day for inane morons who don't get to eat what they want and have to beg their missus for favours.

Terrific.

I hate this "day", I hate "talk like a pirate day" and other juvenile nonsense unbecoming of a man. The extension of adolescent bollix well into the time when a boy should become a man is nigh on pathetic. Dysmal sadsacks.

Be a man, not some infantile clown who needs a "day"

Squee..this is my day to eat a steak...squee...maybe I'll get some later.

Fck that, day for fools and braying idiots.

Saps.

Sounds like someone needs a steak and a blow job

barneystinson

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Day for inane morons who don't get to eat what they want and have to beg their missus for favours.

Terrific.

I hate this "day", I hate "talk like a pirate day" and other juvenile nonsense unbecoming of a man. The extension of adolescent bollix well into the time when a boy should become a man is nigh on pathetic. Dysmal sadsacks.

Be a man, not some infantile clown who needs a "day"

Squee..this is my day to eat a steak...squee...maybe I'll get some later.

Fck that, day for fools and braying idiots.

Saps.

You sound like you badly need a steak and a BJ...

Jaysus, and there I was with an apple pie bought to celebrate π Day.

Guess I can have a steak and then give the pie one after to celebrate, like in that movie.

Magico Gonzalez

barneystinson wrote: »

You sound like you badly need a steak and a BJ...

Whilst you've been getting your wee knickers all excited at the prospect of your annual treat, I don't need some moronic American "day" to enjoy what I eat and what myself and the missus get up to doesn't need a "day" to be inspired by.

Enjoy your "day"

Generation of overgrown teenagers.

JustTheOne

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Whilst you've been getting your wee knickers all excited at the prospect of your annual treat, I don't need some moronic American "day" to enjoy what I eat and what myself and the missus get up to doesn't need a "day" to be inspired by.

Enjoy your "day"

Generation of overgrown teenagers.

Quick It's the fun police.

ziggy23

When is it chicken and a lickin day?

blastman

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Day for inane morons who don't get to eat what they want and have to beg their missus for favours.

Terrific.

I hate this "day", I hate "talk like a pirate day" and other juvenile nonsense unbecoming of a man. The extension of adolescent bollix well into the time when a boy should become a man is nigh on pathetic. Dysmal sadsacks.

Be a man, not some infantile clown who needs a "day"

Squee..this is my day to eat a steak...squee...maybe I'll get some later.

Fck that, day for fools and braying idiots.

Saps.

You sound like tremendous fun, we're going drinking sometime....

Magico Gonzalez

JustTheOne wrote: »

Quick It's the fun police.

Squee...this is so fun.

Maybe tomorrow you can have an ice cream if you really behave well.

Enjoy celebrating inanity, courtesy of an unheard of local radio presenter in the US.

ziggy23

ziggy23 wrote: »

When is it chicken and a lickin day?

Goujon & Rimjob Day? Oh, that's July 22nd, isn't it?

ziggy23

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Goujon & Rimjob Day? Oh, that's July 22nd, isn't it?

Oh goody just before my birthdayðŸ˜

Magico Gonzalez

blastman wrote: »

You sound like tremendous fun, we're going drinking sometime....

Oooh..ooh....wow...when will that "day" be.

Will someone need to tell you when you can go drinking too?

PandaPoo

Today is jambon, sausage roll and **** day in our house.

Mint Aero

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Oooh..ooh....wow...when will that "day" be.

Will someone need to tell you when you can go drinking too?

I like this guy.

shruikan2553

Someone must be with a vegan who wont cook steaks and wont allow semen in her mouth

To Elland Back

I can have Steak and a BJ any time I feckin' want it. I just haven't wanted it for 8 months, 3 days, 9 hours and 14 minutes......

jungleman

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Day for inane morons who don't get to eat what they want and have to beg their missus for favours.

Terrific.

I hate this "day", I hate "talk like a pirate day" and other juvenile nonsense unbecoming of a man. The extension of adolescent bollix well into the time when a boy should become a man is nigh on pathetic. Dysmal sadsacks.

Be a man, not some infantile clown who needs a "day"

Squee..this is my day to eat a steak...squee...maybe I'll get some later.

Fck that, day for fools and braying idiots.

Saps.

Hey buddy, don't get all down in the dumps! I'm sure that someday you will find a very special someone who you can cook steaks for and give blowjobs to. Keep that chin up.

WellThen?

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Whilst you've been getting your wee knickers all excited at the prospect of your annual treat, I don't need some moronic American "day" to enjoy what I eat and what myself and the missus get up to doesn't need a "day" to be inspired by.

Enjoy your "day"

Generation of overgrown teenagers.

Hahahahahaha

theShire

Specialun wrote: »

As some know this is march 14th

Do you plan on celebrating?

Why dont they make cards for this

Fantastic, its d wife's birthday and all on d 14th - we're going for dinner!
She can have d Steak and give me d BJ for desert

theShire

theShire wrote: »

Fantastic, its d wife's birthday and all on d 14th - we're going for dinner!
She can have d Steak and give me d BJ for desert

You'd want to be drinking a litre or two of pineapple juice for that, sweeten that muck up a bit.

WellThen?

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Oooh..ooh....wow...when will that "day" be.

Will someone need to tell you when you can go drinking too?

You sound like Will from the Inbetweeners

theShire

[Deleted User] wrote: »

You'd want to be drinking a litre or two of pineapple juice for that, sweeten that muck up a bit.

Good to know. I'll be on d dry and she'll be drinking so pineapple juic it is for me then!

SouthTippBass

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Oooh..ooh....wow...when will that "day" be.

Will someone need to tell you when you can go drinking too?

I must say, you've really impressed us all here on boards with how much more manly you are than the rest of us. I bet you don't even wait for pancake Tuesday do you? You mad bastard!

Nib

SouthTippBass wrote: »

I must say, you've really impressed us all here on boards with how much more manly you are than the rest of us. I bet you don't even wait for pancake Tuesday do you? You mad bastard!

I bet he eats a whole box of After Eights for lunch too.

Specialun

PandaPoo wrote: »

Today is jambon, sausage roll and **** day in our house.

Sounds like everyday to me

RWCNT

Last year the Sainsburys near me had an offer for one day on steak on the same day, gave me a laugh.

barneystinson

RWCNT wrote: »

Last year the Sainsburys near me had an offer for one day on steak on the same day, gave me a laugh.

I saw an ad earlier for Supervalu doing an offer on steak & wine... (The wine is obvs to facilitate the BJ!)

NachoBusiness

I hear FX Buckley and Lapellos are teaming up for a promotion.

Peregrine

There's way too much talk about Mother's Day and Steak and BJ Day and not enough talk about Pi Day(there is no 31/4 so we must use the American format).

Quit hogging Pi Day!

RWCNT

Magico Gonzalez wrote: »

Oooh..ooh....wow...when will that "day" be.

Will someone need to tell you when you can go drinking too?

"Go drinking with some randomer off a forum day" could be pretty cool.

Steak rare and blowjob well done!

FueledbyCoffee

Steak well done and BJ rare

bajer101

Me and my girlfriend have a deal, that whoever wakes up first on a Saturday morning has to wake the other one up with a blowjob. I woke up first last Saturday and woke her up with a blowjob. Nearly choked her.

DoYouEvenLift

RWCNT wrote: »

Last year the Sainsburys near me had an offer for one day on steak on the same day, gave me a laugh.

If they were smart they'd have a deal on razors and shaving gel on the days leading up to it as well...throw in some baby powder as well sure

LDN_Irish

Nib wrote: »

I bet he eats a whole box of After Eights for lunch too.

That's an awfully late time to be eating lunch.

Wait... you can't mean? No, that'd be madness.

efb

I could let him blow me I suppose!

Fillet steak yum!

ROAAAR

Every day is steak and blowjob day

ROAAAR

ROAAAR wrote: »

Every day is steak and blowjob day

Nah, that much red meat is bad for you.

The steak, I mean >.>

Witchie

Aw crap. Going on first date and staying in hotel. Hope be is not expecting this!