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Steak & blowjob day

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  • #52
    dr.fuzzenstein
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,620 ✭✭✭✭dr.fuzzenstein


    Can I have two steaks if my GF is useless?


  • #53
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Witchie wrote: »
    Aw crap. Going on first date and staying in hotel. Hope be is not expecting this!

    Well it depends on if they have a restaurant or not I suppose....


  • #54
    bajer101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭bajer101


    Witchie wrote: »
    Aw crap. Going on first date and staying in hotel. Hope be is not expecting this!

    If you are RedCarnation3, I'm sorry - but I can't make Saturday night. I'm eh....washing my hair.


  • #55
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    I'll have mine half raw and bleeding.



    Sorry.


  • #56
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Ever Friday is steak and a Boris Johnson for me :)


  • #57
    Into The Blue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Into The Blue


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    Here's my question. Would you have your steak and get a BJ while eating it? Or wait and have one after the other?
    It's more of a casual all day affair in my gaff. Bj for breakfast, steak sambo for lunch, porterhouse for dinner, bj for dessert, steak philly for tea, bj for supper..













    You know there's not one bit of that post thats true?


  • #58
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    shruikan2553 wrote: »
    Someone must be with a vegan who wont cook steaks and wont allow semen in her mouth

    We've got jackets :o


  • #59
    Macavity.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    It's my birthday.


  • #60
    Into The Blue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Into The Blue


    Magico Gonzalez wrote: »
    Day for inane morons who don't get to eat what they want and have to beg their missus for favours.

    Terrific.

    I hate this "day", I hate "talk like a pirate day" and other juvenile nonsense unbecoming of a man. The extension of adolescent bollix well into the time when a boy should become a man is nigh on pathetic. Dysmal sadsacks.

    Be a man, not some infantile clown who needs a "day"

    Squee..this is my day to eat a steak...squee...maybe I'll get some later.

    Fck that, day for fools and braying idiots.

    Saps.

    I'm thinking 22.


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  • #61
    chughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Witchie wrote: »
    Aw crap. Going on first date and staying in hotel. Hope be is not expecting this!
    Don't forget to give us a blow by blow account of what happens :)


  • #62
    Vandango
    Closed Accounts Posts: 604 ✭✭✭Vandango


    Specialun wrote: »
    Why dont they make cards for this

    Why would you need a card for something if it's happening regularly?


  • #63
    Glebee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,078 ✭✭✭Glebee


    I bet I'll get neither :(


  • #64
    Into The Blue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Into The Blue


    Vandango wrote: »
    Why would you need a card for something if it's happening regularly?

    That's like saying you don't give your mam a mother's day card cause she's your mam every day!


  • #65
    otto_26
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 518 ✭✭✭otto_26


    Magico Gonzalez wrote: »
    Whilst you've been getting your wee knickers all excited at the prospect of your annual treat, I don't need some moronic American "day" to enjoy what I eat and what myself and the missus get up to doesn't need a "day" to be inspired by.

    Enjoy your "day"

    Generation of overgrown teenagers.

    Why are you getting so upset about this day.... It's only a bit of craic...


  • #66
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    Macavity. wrote: »
    It's my birthday.

    I hope you get loads of pie :)


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  • #67
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    eternal wrote: »
    I'll have mine half raw and bleeding.



    Sorry.

    But how do you like your steak?


  • #68
    Into The Blue
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,358 ✭✭✭Into The Blue


    Nim wrote: »
    I hope you get loads of pie :)

    Cream pie day is during the summer..


  • #69
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    You all need to go to mass!! The filth in this thread, disgusting!! :eek:


  • #70
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    shruikan2553 wrote: »
    But how do you like your steak?

    Hard, tough. You know something to get my chops around.


  • #71
    Satriale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,023 ✭✭✭Satriale


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    You all need to go to mass!! The filth in this thread, disgusting!! :eek:

    ahem, that's where im going for my steak and blowjob!


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  • #72
    Howjoe1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,666 ✭✭✭Howjoe1


    That time of year again?

    Seems like it was only yesterday.


  • #73
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Satriale wrote: »
    ahem, that's where im going for my steak and blowjob!

    Just stop talking!! Ew.
    Howjoe1 wrote: »
    That time of year again?

    Seems like it was only yesterday.

    Smug much?


  • #74
    auldgranny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 909 ✭✭✭auldgranny


    Valentine's day was 14th February.
    No card, no flowers, no present, no meal.

    Guess there will be no steak or blowjob for him in return


  • #75
    Duke O Smiley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,086 ✭✭✭✭Duke O Smiley


    Nah I won't be celebrating it because I don't need a "day" to get a blowie from my gf.

    That and she won't be around on March 14th


  • #76
    Specialun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    Duke O Smiley wrote: »
    Nah I won't be celebrating it because I don't need a "day" to get a blowie from my gf.

    That and she won't be around on March 14th


    Hmmmmm

    Interesting shes away that day isnt it bro

    Hmmmm


  • #77
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I will if I can find someone to suck me off.


  • #78
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    I will if I can find someone to suck me off.

    Can you not attack your own wacker?


  • #79
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    I will if I can find someone to suck me off.

    Try the nursing home? With all them exposed gums someone's got to oblige you.


  • #80
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Can you not attack your own wacker?

    I'd rather wack my own attacker


  • #81
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    I'd rather wack my own attacker

    I sincerely hope it's not an attacker! There's laws against that you know.


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  • #82
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    Try the nursing home? With all them exposed gums someone's got to oblige you.

    Hmmmmmm. :confused:


  • #83
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    I sincerely hope it's not an attacker! There's laws against that you know.

    No harm in a bit of rough


  • #84
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,403 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    This thread just took a strange turn..


  • #85
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    Try the nursing home? With all them exposed gums someone's got to oblige you.

    What film was that with the guy's neighbour putting her teeth in the jar.


  • #86
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Wacker The Attacker wrote: »
    No harm in a bit of rough

    Alright Christian Grey, you can put the duct tape away and calm your tits.


  • #87
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    Nim wrote: »
    This thread just took a strange turn..

    It did involve blow jobs to be fair.


  • #88
    vicwatson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    auldgranny wrote: »
    Valentine's day was 14th February.
    No card, no flowers, no present, no meal.

    Guess there will be no steak or blowjob for him in return

    Did all those but still wont get steak nor bj in return...:o


  • #89
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    eternal wrote: »
    What film was that with the guy's neighbour putting her teeth in the jar.

    Granny Fiddlers 2?


  • #90
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    Granny Fiddlers 2?

    GILF


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  • #91
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    eternal wrote: »
    What film was that with the guy's neighbour putting her teeth in the jar.

    Ten Pin?


  • #92
    eternal
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    YFlyer wrote: »
    Ten Pin?

    It was a recent Hollywood hit. Guy in apartment helps neighbour fix something and she gives him a blowjob. Then the friend goes after her at the end.


  • #93
    Johnner101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38 ✭Johnner101


    Witchie wrote: »
    Aw crap. Going on first date and staying in hotel. Hope be is not expecting this!

    First date and you are staying in a hotel


    He will be expecting the ride at the very least


  • #94
    Baby Jane
    Closed Accounts Posts: 227 ✭✭Baby Jane


    Ah jeez why would people get angry about this - it's only a bit of messing.

    It's a bit "Joe.ie" but there seems to be the view by some that people take it seriously. Anyone who does take it seriously is a dope, but who the heck would?!


  • #95
    Witchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Johnner101 wrote: »
    First date and you are staying in a hotel


    He will be expecting the ride at the very least

    No he won't be. He can expect if he likes but he ain't getting.

    Had no choice really since he can only fly in from Scotland for the night and I don't live in Dublin so we are having dinner and hanging out at the hotel, residence bar and maybe chill out in the room together if things are going well before he flies home again the next morning.


  • #96
    AndonHandon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,382 ✭✭✭AndonHandon


    Witchie wrote: »
    No he won't be. He can expect if he likes but he ain't getting.

    Had no choice really since he can only fly in from Scotland for the night and I don't live in Dublin so we are having dinner and hanging out at the hotel, residence bar and maybe chill out in the room together if things are going well before he flies home again the next morning.

    It would be odd to not sleep together in this arrangement and you are fooling yourself if you think otherwise.


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  • #97
    Witchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Well I don't intend to have sex but we might sleep! We may not have enough chemistry for sex and I am kinda picky.


  • #98
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    Witchie wrote: »
    Well I don't intend to have sex but we might sleep! We may not have enough chemistry for sex and I am kinda picky.

    Would a can of easy start be any good?


  • #99
    Witchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    Kevin McCloud wrote: »
    Would a can of easy start be any good?

    Eh?


  • #100
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    Witchie wrote: »
    Eh?

    To get the romance going, easy start is used in the winter with machinery that are slow to start.


  • #101
    Witchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    My brain could do with some so.


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