Everton v Dynamo Kiev

Currently 0-1 in the lashing rain

Goodison like a morgue atm

Kiev the best team here, unlucky there. Decent save under the conditions

whatawaster

The rarnes monologues

Kirby

You ruined it! I wanted to see how many posts he'd make on his own.

Not a bad game, Everton nice play there. Dangerous free kick incoming

whatawaster

Kirby wrote: »

You ruined it! I wanted to see how many posts he'd make on his own.

I couldnt risk someone else getting in their first.

Nice to know we are all spending our evening watching his every move

Nice effort, good save

Kirby

Kirby wrote: »

You ruined it! I wanted to see how many posts he'd make on his own.

whatawaster wrote: »

I couldnt risk someone else getting in their first.

Nice to know we are all spending our evening watching his every move

Probably would have got freaked out after 10 posts and closed my account!

GOAL

1-1

Naismith

Halftime 1-1

Thank fcuk, hands are in bits from typing

Turtyturd

Baines went to the Scholes school of punditry...only short of holding the sheet of paper up in front of his face to read off it.

Great chance for Everton there, just nobody to tap it in.

Started this half well

spiritcrusher

Rarnes to replace Andy Townsend next season? Get one of those Stephen Hawking voice readers to read out his posts.

Serious rain since kick off.

Everton on top here.

spiritcrusher

spiritcrusher wrote: »

Rarnes to replace Andy Townsend next season? Get one of those Stephen Hawking voice readers to read out his posts.

Andy Townsend posts here?

TheCitizen

Where's Aiden McGeady these days, he's not on the bench, is he injured? He got sent off there a while back, haven't seen much of him since then.

TheCitizen

TheCitizen wrote: »

Where's Aiden McGeady these days, he's not on the bench, is he injured? He got sent off there a while back, haven't seen much of him since then.

Injured.

Think he's been poor enough this season

Augmerson

This reminds me of the days of watching matches over Teletext. I'd like to see Rarnes do more match threads like this.

Augmerson

Augmerson wrote: »

This reminds me of the days of watching matches over Teletext. I'd like to see Rarnes do more match threads like this.

Aertel ftw!

Augmerson

Cat People on tonight people.

PropJoe10

On the bright side, only ten more minutes of listening to Brian Kerr stating the bleeding obvious.

PENALTY!

2-1 Lukaku !

Turtyturd

Could have really livened this up with a few of those alternate accounts.

2-1 final score.

Good win for the toffees but that away goal could be massive.

TheCitizen

rarnes1 wrote: »

Injured.

Think he's been poor enough this season

The guy on Fox there just said he he'd be back available for the 2nd Leg.

There's a CL place up for grabs for the winner of the Europa League. Would make a huge difference to Everton's season if they could win it.

Lumbo

TheCitizen wrote: »

The guy on Fox there just said he he'd be back available for the 2nd Leg.

There's a CL place up for grabs for the winner of the Europa League. Would make a huge difference to Everton's season if they could win it.

There's a lot of very good teams left in the competition . Kiev also at times showed they're no pushover either. That away goal could make big difference.

MR NINE

PropJoe10 wrote: »

On the bright side, only ten more minutes of listening to Brian Kerr stating the bleeding obvious.

Brian kerr is one of my favourite commentators. Especially compared to lawrenson, townsend, macari and the rest of the setanta/tv3 europa league commentators kerr is in his own league.

Godot.

The difference between Eastern Europeans playing home and away in UEFA competitions is night and day. Kiev will win the tie

Shanotheslayer

We'll struggle to get anything in Ukraine. Will be very tough.