Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi all! We have been experiencing an issue on site where threads have been missing the latest postings. The platform host Vanilla are working on this issue. A workaround that has been used by some is to navigate back from 1 to 10+ pages to re-sync the thread and this will then show the latest posts. Thanks, Mike.
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Drunken Muppets

245

Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Zippie84 wrote: »
    I didn't.

    Yes you did?

    You said only in Ireland, which I guess is a true statement as it happened in Dublin. Shall we assume you meant that and not spouting ****e?


    The sky is blue, only in Ireland.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    THATS MY WOMAN.


    Proceeds to leave her skirt pulled up and start another fight outside without looking after her or being any bit concerned for her.

    Some man

    I found his behaviour very disturbing, I would say he was under the influence of some kind of drug. Not just drink


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,648 ✭✭✭Zippie84


    Ah yiz are just too funny and gullible lads. Have a good evening.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    This might be dublin, but these are culchies in the video

    And brits.No Dublin accents to be heard


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Zippie84 wrote: »
    Ah yiz are just too funny and gullible lads. Have a good evening.

    Only in Ireland though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,462 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Zippie84 wrote: »
    Ah yiz are just too funny and gullible lads. Have a good evening.

    Afternoon to you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    bb1234567 wrote: »
    I found his behaviour very disturbing, I would say he was under the influence of some kind of drug. Not just drink

    Drunken macho man drug


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,988 ✭✭✭jacksie66


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,648 ✭✭✭Zippie84


    Yes you did?

    You said only in Ireland, which I guess is a true statement as it happened in Dublin. Shall we assume you meant that and not spouting ****e?


    The sky is blue, only in Ireland.

    If you wanna assume that someone posting on AH must be posting their fully true beliefs, and not just having a bit of banter, yep, feel free :)


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    English lad trying to start a fight

    Dublin lad finishes that

    Woman collapses for no reason I can see, she certainly wasn't hit

    Judging by the Dublin guys stance at the end the "it's my woman" bloke is lucky they were separated.

    She gets mixed in with the 2/3 other men fighting and the entire group falls to the ground, she's at the bottom and you can see she bangs her head off the floor. She tries to get up then sort of faints and looks to be unconscious.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,648 ✭✭✭Zippie84


    kneemos wrote: »
    Afternoon to you.

    Good afternoon to you too. I won't be likely to be around this evening, hence wishing all the fine people here a good evening.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,648 ✭✭✭Zippie84


    bb1234567 wrote: »
    I found his behaviour very disturbing, I would say he was under the influence of some kind of drug. Not just drink

    yep I think very likely.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Zippie84 wrote: »
    If you wanna assume that someone posting on AH must be posting their fully true beliefs, and not just having a bit of banter, yep, feel free :)

    Your banter was duly noted and I shall file it under having the lols and bants.


    It was an awful attempt anyway


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭NotCominBack


    And brits.No Dublin accents to be heard

    Correct


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,648 ✭✭✭Zippie84


    Your banter was duly noted and I shall file it under having the lols and bants.


    It was an awful attempt anyway

    ah, but the assumptions were pretty funny on this side.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 914 ✭✭✭Dramatik


    That haircut though, you'll take me outside? ok fine just as long as you let me take you to a decent barbers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    Zippie84 wrote: »
    ah, but the assumptions were pretty funny on this side.

    Oh ho you sure got one over on ol gowly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,648 ✭✭✭Zippie84


    Oh ho you sure got one over on ol gowly.

    Ah, thanks for the lols.

    When you live on a planet that has this kind of drunken muppetry gotta have a laugh sometimes.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭LDN_Irish


    Zippie84 wrote: »
    Ah, thanks for the lols.

    When you live on a planet that has this kind of drunken muppetry gotta have a laugh sometimes.

    Only on Earth...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,935 ✭✭✭TallGlass


    And this is why as a person from Dublin. I try my best to keep the funk away from town/temple bar and if I do go avoid the food places at all costs.

    No amount of money would I work in one on a late night.


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    bb1234567 wrote: »
    She gets mixed in with the 2/3 other men fighting and the entire group falls to the ground, she's at the bottom and you can see she bangs her head off the floor. She tries to get up then sort of faints and looks to be unconscious.

    That's called being drunk ........ she probably thought that if she's on her back and not getting s*****d then it must be sleep time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭Lord PuppyMcSnuggle of Cuddleshire


    You know what's great, sitting at home on a Saturday night with a family member who's screaming in pain, waiting 40 minutes for an ambulance because they're off baby-sitting these fúcking mongoloids who can't drink without wanting to fight somebody.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    And brits.No Dublin accents to be heard

    Try listening harder!! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,191 ✭✭✭Eugene Norman


    The guy on the left had a clear inner city accent.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,796 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    You know what's great, sitting at home on a Saturday night with a family member who's screaming in pain, waiting 40 minutes for an ambulance because they're off baby-sitting these fúcking mongoloids who can't drink without wanting to fight somebody.

    Doesn't sound that great,but sure each to their own.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    That's called being drunk ........ she probably thought that if she's on her back and not getting s*****d then it must be sleep time.

    I don't think many people want to lay on a disgusting pizza takeaway floor in dublin city centre with coke all over her legs no matter how drunk you are


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,648 ✭✭✭Zippie84


    LDN_Irish wrote: »
    Only on Earth...

    Probably.... I don't know enough about the other planets though to know for sure though tbh...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    bb1234567 wrote: »
    I don't think many people want to lay on a disgusting pizza takeaway floor in dublin city centre with coke all over her legs no matter how drunk you are

    You've obviously never had a one night stand with a drunk english girl!!! :D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭LDN_Irish


    Zippie84 wrote: »
    Probably.... I don't know enough about the other planets though to know for sure though tbh...

    I'm pretty sure man. They go wild telling us when they find water. If they found Jager Bombs we'd never hear the end of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Eutow


    Zippie84 wrote: »
    Probably.... I don't know enough about the other planets though to know for sure though tbh...


    It's why we are the top rated show on Fognl.


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 679 ✭✭✭Boring username


    Well I can't be sure......but this looks like the start of the zombie apocalypse.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,655 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Yes, culchies go "houside" - Dublin folk go "owtside"

    They were English.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 803 ✭✭✭Rough Sleeper


    bb1234567 wrote: »
    I found his behaviour very disturbing, I would say he was under the influence of some kind of drug. Not just drink
    You can't get a pringle down your throat when you're on stimulants, never mind tackle a takeaway pizza.

    Looks like a ten-a-penny drunken wanker to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Are the streets full of people these days that just randomly leave their phones filming on the off chance somebody gets into a fight?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    They were English.

    And Dublin ..........


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,648 ✭✭✭Zippie84


    anncoates wrote: »
    Are the streets full of people these days that just randomly leave their phones filming on the off chance somebody gets into a fight?

    Had to wonder about the guy sitting on the left - they were practically on top of him fighting, and here's he just sitting there moving around with his phone filming...

    I'd be getting the feck out of there.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭LDN_Irish


    Zippie84 wrote: »
    Had to wonder about the guy sitting on the left - they were practically on top of him fighting, and here's he just sitting there moving around with his phone filming...

    I'd be getting the feck out of there.

    I think he was just taking an "eating pizza" selfie to upload to FB. Waste of a meal if you don't, I'm told.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    And brits.No Dublin accents to be heard

    Exactly rest easy

    Thread closed.

    I still wont be visiting :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,648 ✭✭✭Zippie84


    yep, and then there's the dessert selfie shortly afterwards


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,810 ✭✭✭Calibos


    Love to know what audio filter half the posters were listening the video through. Not a single culchie.

    Several English and one 'Dubliner' as opposed to an inner city howaya.

    Dublin lad verbally defending Asian worker from verbal attacks from an English lad, only comes to blows when English lad throws first punch. Even English lads mate in white shirt (comes to blows at end) looks like he knows his mate is in the wrong as in the melee inside he looks to be simply trying to separate the two as opposed to weighing in with punches on his mates side.

    Takeaway so small that people knocked over and falling on top of each other. English guy in white shirts girlfriend knocked over and knocked out. Takes it out on Irish Guy outside which is actually the first time white shirt guy comes to blows with irish guy. They were actually laughing and chatting together at the very beginning of the vid!!

    Looking at the vid I would have been 100% defending the Dublin lad only for the fact that he resorted to some head stamps. FFS Lad.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 760 ✭✭✭Desolation Of Smug


    The pushy chap with the "fancy hair" and the "schnakey, nasty litle gitty head-stamping when they're down" needed an almighty, quieting, life-reaffirming, smack in the puss about five seconds into the video. Would have saved a lot of fuss. Sadly, he didn't get it. Those are my conclusions. Ye probably have others.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,357 ✭✭✭Littlekittylou


    Trebor176 wrote: »
    This video is doing the rounds now. It's one reason why I don't drink, and hate certain parts of town at night. I do hope the girl is ok, though. Paddy's Day should be 'fun.'

    http://lovindublin.com/dublin/video-shows-shocking-violence-in-pizza-restauran


    The boyfriend instead of STAYING with her and trying to wait for an ambulance, he leaves her and goes outside to fight some more !

    Unbelievable, no wonder I hardly go in to town!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    MadDog76 wrote: »
    You've obviously never had a one night stand with a drunk english girl!!! :D:D

    lol can't say I have..or that I want to after reading this


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    You can't get a pringle down your throat when you're on stimulants, never mind tackle a takeaway pizza.

    Looks like a ten-a-penny drunken wanker to me.

    Oh really? Well thats pretty shocking then.Im sure he's no stranger to drink..and he looks to be at least 20..maybe older..youd think he'd have copped on a bit by now


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭bb1234567


    The boyfriend instead of STAYING with her and trying to wait for an ambulance, he leaves her and goes outside to fight some more !

    Unbelievable, no wonder I hardly go in to town!

    Ah I know people on boards love talking **** about dublin, and I suppose things like this aren't that rare but they're easily avoided. Im a smallish 19 year old and I go out a lot into dublin, I go out any day of the week monday through sunday and Ive never gotten any hassle whatsoever. Just keep your wits about you and you will stay safe


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,934 ✭✭✭MarkAnthony


    Couldn't be closer to the centre of Dublin, not a guard in sight.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,745 ✭✭✭Macavity.


    This might be dublin, but these are culchies in the video

    Ah yes, because culchies are well known for their strong English accent.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Just goes to show what I always say, you cant take those english anywhere.

    If only the pakistani lad was allowed to have a shneaky baseball bat under the counter none of this would have happened


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭LDN_Irish


    Bambi wrote: »
    Just goes to show what I always say, you cant take those english anywhere.

    If only the pakistani lad was allowed to have a shneaky baseball bat under the counter none of this would have happened

    I thought it was apache pizza and he was one of dem injuns. Some tomahawk action would have made the vid stand out from the identical violence that occurs in towns all over ireland and Britain Every weekend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36,462 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    Coke with a well placed advert. How do they do it.


  • Advertisement
Advertisement