What to do for Paddy's Day

feamainn

Where are you supposed to go tomorrow if you really really really don't want to hang out in town with all the drunk tourists and skangers but do want to have fun and drink yourself?

thelad95

Fap.

jimmii

I'm staying at home and doing VAT returns. I'm a fun person like that.

colossus-x

feamainn wrote: »

Where are you supposed to go tomorrow if you really really really don't want to hang out in town with all the drunk tourists and skangers but do want to have fun and drink yourself?

Skangers only exist in Dublin city so logically go anywhere except Dublin city.

Badly Drunk Boy

Why do you have to go anywhere? Just chill at home...

feamainn

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

Why do you have to go anywhere? Just chill at home...

Because I'm young and I wanna

kneemos

Go body hunting in the Dublin Mountains.

Birneybau

Get pissed, destroy...

What I mean is, sit at home listening to the Sex Pistols.

Miall108

Ride the local town slut

efb

Come home from Wales and go to Dominos

scwazrh

jimmii wrote: »

I'm staying at home and doing VAT returns. I'm a fun person like that.

The joys of being self employed !

Pumpkinseeds

Just relax at home. Have a few lunchtime drinks and get a good laugh watching the parade on tv. Although I probably won't watch it on tv, I can't stand all the arty farty interpretive groups. Whatever happened to the old days of tacky floats and people in the parade looking like they were enjoying it?:(

anncoates

Birneybau wrote: »

Get pissed, destroy...

What I mean is, sit at home listening to the Sex Pistols.

That's pretty vacant, in fairness.

Lapin

If I could go back in time, I'd track down St Paddy and kick his taffy ass back to Wales.

Tosser, coming over here affecting our youth with Shamroguery and Christianity and harassing our snakes.

Lapin

Miall108 wrote: »

Ride the local town slut

You'll go blind doing that.

Mint Sauce

Is there any difference in this thread, and the what are you doing for paddies day thread?

Miall108

Lapin wrote: »

You'll go blind doing that.

Id prefer "do it when your blind"

Tombi!

Doesn't RTÉ show the parade? Watch it and have a fun drinks at home.

Birneybau

anncoates wrote: »

That's pretty vacant, in fairness.

I've got no feelings, no feelings, no feelings, for anybody else, except for myself, my beautiful self.

Sleepy

We have UK clients so I'll be working tomorrow. Don't really mind since it's a holiday for a religion I don't believe in and a Tuesday is a pretty useless day off.

anncoates

Birneybau wrote: »

I've got no feelings, no feelings, no feelings, for anybody else, except for myself, my beautiful self.

Cant believe both of us missed the obvious god save your mad parade one with the night that's in it. :pac:

Birneybau

Sleepy wrote: »

We have UK clients so I'll be working tomorrow. Don't really mind since it's a holiday for a religion I don't believe in and a Tuesday is a pretty useless day off.

No it's not.

Birneybau

anncoates wrote: »

Cant believe both of us missed the obvious god save your mad parade one with the night that's in it. :pac:

I passed through Dublin City and I wanted to destroy passers by. :mad:

Lapin

Birneybau wrote: »

No it's not.

How do you know?

Maybe Sleepy doesn't believe Arthur Guinness.

Birneybau

Guinness is God?

Luke92

Get drunk, naked, paint entire body green, white,orange and wrap elastic bands around your penis.

Start chasing tourists.

efb

Birneybau wrote: »

No it's not.

St Patrick the patron Saint... Nothing to see here folks...

kneemos

Mint Sauce wrote: »

Is there any difference in this thread, and the what are you doing for paddies day thread?

One was quizzical,this is more definitive.

Aongus Von Bismarck

I'm working tomorrow. I'll wear a green tie with my suit. I can't say I really miss the modern celebration of Saint Patrick's day as practiced by so many Irish people; drinking themselves into a bloody stupor before getting sick on the street.

Luke92

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

I'm working tomorrow. I'll wear a green tie with my suit. I can't say I really miss the modern celebration of Saint Patrick's day as practiced by so many Irish people; drinking themselves into a bloody stupor before getting sick on the street.

Oh fûck off you, absolute wânk stain

kneemos

You won't get arrested if you're not drunk.

tomwaterford

Luke92 wrote: »

Oh fûck off you, absolute wânk stain

Bit harsh??

Sleepy

Birneybau wrote: »

No it's not.

How is the celebration of a Saints Feast day something that's not religious?

Honestly, I'd rather celebrate Arthurs Day. Guinness has probably been a more positive influence on our culture than Catholicism.

Birneybau

efb wrote: »

St Patrick the patron Saint... Nothing to see here folks...

Ok, fair enough but I imagine for most it's just seen as the national day of celebration akin to 4th of July and Kim Jong Il Rules day (which is everyday I guess).

Deco99

feamainn wrote: »

Because I'm young and I wanna

There were no young people in my day....

endacl

March 17th is National Muay Thai Day in Thailand. Do 1000 pushups and then kick a heavy bag for an hour to mark the occasion.

Miall108

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

I'm working tomorrow. I'll wear a green tie with my suit. I can't say I really miss the modern celebration of Saint Patrick's day as practiced by so many Irish people; drinking themselves into a bloody stupor before getting sick on the street.

Dont forget to remove your head from your arse while ur at it

jimmii

scwazrh wrote: »

The joys of being self employed !

No I just feckin love doing VAT returns so I just use receipts I find and pretend its real. I live a crazy life on the edge never know what mad thing I might do next sometimes I make complicated spreadsheets that take hours and don't save them even though the battery on my laptop is down to 3% the friends in my head call me crazy jimmii.

tomwaterford

jimmii wrote: »

No I just feckin love doing VAT returns so I just use receipts I find and pretend its real. I live a crazy life on the edge never know what mad thing I might do next sometimes I make complicated spreadsheets that take hours and don't save them even though the battery on my laptop is down to 3% the friends in my head call me crazy jimmii.

I really hope this is true :pac:

Luke92

tomwaterford wrote: »

Bit harsh??

Well deserved. I'll take red cards all day.

tomwaterford

Luke92 wrote: »

Well deserved. I'll take red cards all day.

I taught two fairly harmless....I don't see the need to be going around Abusing people tbh

If you ever find yourself getting annoyed on the Internet....its time to turn it off and walk away

Luke92

tomwaterford wrote: »

I taught two fairly harmless....I don't see the need to be going around Abusing people tbh

If you ever find yourself getting annoyed on the Internet....its time to turn it off and walk away

He pîsses in everyone's corn flakes. Seriously, I've seen him do it before. Be mindful of your corn flakes!

tomwaterford

Luke92 wrote: »

He pîsses in everyone's corn flakes. Seriously, I've seen him do it before. Be mindful of your corn flakes!

I don't eat corn flakes....thankfully if this is the case :eek:
(They have little nutritional value..IMO€

jimmii

tomwaterford wrote: »

I really hope this is true :pac:

Do you do it too?

tomwaterford

jimmii wrote: »

Do you do it too?

Not exactly....but I do enjoy doing relatively basic maths in my head at times






*i am insanely boring though

Pat Mustard

Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »

I'm working tomorrow. I'll wear a green tie with my suit. I can't say I really miss the modern celebration of Saint Patrick's day as practiced by so many Irish people; drinking themselves into a bloody stupor before getting sick on the street.

We'll raise a glass to your memory. Have a big bowl of sauerkraut on us.

jimmii

tomwaterford wrote: »

Not exactly....but I do enjoy doing relatively basic maths in my head at times


*i am insanely boring though

I love doing that too! I like working out the odds of multiple ordinary things happening that are unrelated. It keeps me up at night sometimes its probably not good for me.

tomwaterford

jimmii wrote: »

I love doing that too! I like working out the odds of multiple ordinary things happening that are unrelated. It keeps me up at night sometimes its probably not good for me.

I'm not good enough at prementatins/odds adjustments....though at times when I see the horse racing results I do multiply the odds and see roughly what odds an accumulated would be at and sometimes I like to put in an lotto number odds as well(think its 44/1...not sure)


I literally torment myself as I try do it in my head and with no calculator....but I never bother writing it down on paper....I dunno why though???

jimmii

tomwaterford wrote: »

I'm not good enough at prementatins/odds adjustments....though at times when I see the horse racing results I do multiply the odds and see roughly what odds an accumulated would be at and sometimes I like to put in an lotto number odds as well(think its 44/1...not sure)


I literally torment myself as I try do it in my head and with no calculator....but I never bother writing it down on paper....I dunno why though???

More fun doing it in your head! Sure anyone can do it on a calculator. Well most people probably definitely not everyone.

tomwaterford

jimmii wrote: »

More fun doing it in your head! Sure anyone can do it on a calculator. Well most people probably definitely not everyone.

Stop.....its a death defying life I lead :pac:

Miall108

tomwaterford wrote: »

Stop.....its a death defying life I lead :pac:

Its bad enough being from Waterford