Trivial things that annoy you part 479

LynnGrace

One eyed Jack wrote: »

I feel like I stepped into some bizarre "twilight zone" on the bus here where the two young girls in the seats beside me are noshing down on chinese takeaway, and the group of young lads taking up all the seats at the back of the bus are talking about "oh 5% body fat is the lowest you can go" something, so curiosity got the better of me as I had to check did a young man actually come out with something so stupid, the ballsqueezer wearing wimp had his feet up on the arm rests of the seat in front like he was stirruped up about to give birth to an iphone any minute... :rolleyes:


*earphones in, sunglasses on*, that's better (just in time too as the two young ones have started singing along to Rihanna! )

can't stop laughing, what an image...

Menas

Fruit flies landing in my wine glass! They only seem to do it when the glass is full...

razorblunt

Stuck a sofa up on gumtree, free if collected (it's damn near perfect, just dont need it in my next gaff), some lad rang and said he'd be around within the hour. 80 mins later, no sign, rang him and said he's "15 minutes away". Waste of 2 hours on a Saturday evening.
Thankfully have a backup coming round for it tomorrow. But what's the point of that?

Colser

I have the heating on:o....and Im still cold...

Rock 1234

The Irish weather, wind rain and cold in July, Grrr.

Menas

Colser wrote: »

I have the heating on:o....and Im still cold...

Get out there and run around the block. Failing that - Whiskey!

Samsgirl

May have posted about her before but Amanda (my best friend is Bono) Brunker is now on television. Very TA that this eejet is getting airtime anywhere.

One eyed Jack

"Saturday night with Miriam", it's bloody awful!


Also, in-laws in charge of the remote control :pac:

Samsgirl

One eyed Jack wrote: »

"Saturday night with Miriam", it's bloody awful!


Also, in-laws in charge of the remote control :pac:

Jaysus, how did you let that happen?

rosie16

Colser wrote: »

I have the heating on:o....and Im still cold...

Someone called to the house a few weeks ago and it was a hot day but I'd been inside all day and the house is so cold. I felt like a right idiot because she was there in a pair shorts and there was me with a fleecy jumper, hat, scarf and trousers.

jimgoose

One eyed Jack wrote: »

"Saturday night with Miriam", it's bloody awful!


Also, in-laws in charge of the remote control :pac:

Common schoolboy tactical error. I usually sit on it, along with all the valuables in the house, like Smaug the Dragon. You're going to need a broadsword, at least!

One eyed Jack

Samsgirl wrote: »

May have posted about her before but Amanda (my best friend is Bono) Brunker is now on television. Very TA that this eejet is getting airtime anywhere.

She never shuts up about her boobs either, I mean, she's still an attractive woman and all, but christ would she ever stop with the boobs and the pretend cringe when she's like "I was Miss Ireland" :pac:

Menas

One eyed Jack wrote: »

She never shuts up about her boobs either, I mean, she's still an attractive woman and all, but christ would she ever stop with the boobs and the pretend cringe when she's like "I was Miss Ireland" :pac:

Attractive? She is all right like, but I bet she cant make a good cup of tea.

Colser

Menas wrote: »

Attractive? She is all right like, but I bet she cant make a good cup of tea.

Do you think that most men wonder about her tea making skills when they look at her Come on Menas who are you kidding:P

Menas

Colser wrote: »

Do you think that most men wonder about her tea making skills when they look at her Come on Menas who are you kidding:P

Yes! Sure what is the fun in some wonderful love making when you know that there is a cup of badly made tea facing you in the morning?

Just me huh?

Colser

Menas wrote: »

Yes! Sure what is the fun in some wonderful love making when you know that there is a cup of badly made tea facing you in the morning?

Just me huh?

Youre getting old:D

Menas

Colser wrote: »

Youre getting old:D

:mad:
You are on the ignore list!

the purple tin

People that come barrelling straight out of a shop doorway into the street without looking and clatter into me :mad: the bookies are bad for this, people checking their slips as they leave.

One eyed Jack

EDIT: Posting in the wrong feckin' thread

mud

Nathan. Carter.

Smidge

Just had some very bad news and am utterly bloody gutted.
Does that count as TA?

Samsgirl

Smidge wrote: »

Just had some very bad news and am utterly bloody gutted.
Does that count as TA?

Gosh, sounds more than trivial.

Smidge

Samsgirl wrote: »

Gosh, sounds more than trivial.

Guess it doesnt qualify for the thread so :)

eternal

Smidge wrote: »

Guess it doesnt qualify for the thread so :)

Hugs.

KatW4

Smidge wrote:

Just had some very bad news and am utterly bloody gutted. Does that count as TA?

sending hugs x

eviltwin

Cleaning the fridge when something has gone off and emptied everywhere.

eternal

mud wrote: »

Nathan. Carter.

He's adorable.

Very Bored

When you ask someone how they are and they wax on for five minutes and then don't have the courtesy to return the question. To me its the height of ignorance.

galljga1

Very Bored wrote: »

When you ask someone how they are and they wax on for five minutes and then don't have the courtesy to return the question. To me its the height of ignorance.

I always answer "fabulous". It confuses people as they are expecting the stock irish answer: "not bad".

Robsweezie

Celebrity clickbait headline sh1t - taylor swift farted and everyone lost their minds

CrowdedHouse

Eating a Magnum - some sneaky fragment of chocolate falls off unnoticed and melts on your clothes.....grrrrrr

the purple tin

Why can't there be a standard size for belt loops on trousers. Bought a new pair of jeans and the loops are so small none of my belts will fit through them . Yaaarg!

Ted_YNWA

the purple tin wrote: »

Why can't there be a standard size for belt loops on trousers. Bought a new pair of jeans and the loops are so small none of my belts will fit through them . Yaaarg!

Length of baling twine will fit through them loops no bother. Either that or crack open the biscuit & put on weight so you will squeeze into the jeans.

Leads onto my TA, what do people think when they are wearing clothes that are welded onto them. Would love for them to get a bad case of the runs & be struggling to pull down their painted on clothes in time.

eternal

I didn't realise that my gold leggings were transferable. There's gold everywhere, on the floors, carpet, bed, all over my hair and body. It's like a harem here. It's going to take a lot of cleaning.

miezekatze

Those awful ads for those pedicure devices. I don't want to watch someone file dead skin off their feet, blergh! Especially not while I'm eating a cookie.

mud

mud wrote: »

Nathan. Carter.

It turns out there was a Nathan C gig on TV last night.

I was TA about the fact that wagon f**king wheel was played in every pub I visited last night. :mad:

Just die.

eternal

Very upset that I haven't needed to post here lately much but I broke my handmade favourite pottery mug. I never break things. Devastated completely. I loved that mug. How does drinking coffee from churned out factory cups suffice?

Robsweezie

Bad sitcoms about a bunch of quirky twenty somethings.

razorblunt

razorblunt wrote: »

Stuck a sofa up on gumtree, free if collected (it's damn near perfect, just dont need it in my next gaff), some lad rang and said he'd be around within the hour. 80 mins later, no sign, rang him and said he's "15 minutes away". Waste of 2 hours on a Saturday evening.
Thankfully have a backup coming round for it tomorrow. But what's the point of that?

Just to add to this, had the first refusal lad pop around today, told him the story said that he buys gaffs to rent so often tries to get decent freebies and said he's often got to the door of someone offering something for free and they never answer the door having answered texts and calls the whole time. That's even worse.

Medusa22

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

Eating a Magnum - some sneaky fragment of chocolate falls off unnoticed and melts on your clothes.....grrrrrr

Usually falls in between my cleavage

eternal

razorblunt wrote: »

Just to add to this, had the first refusal lad pop around today, told him the story said that he buys gaffs to rent so often tries to get decent freebies and said he's often got to the door of someone offering something for free and they never answer the door having answered texts and calls the whole time. That's even worse.

Time wasters. Pet hate with this type of stuff.

ratmouse

Really bugs me when someone enters a text in quiz on tv or the radio. Their name is selected and the show host phones them and tells them they've won , eg, €10000. They barely flinch and hardly say thank you. It's almost like giving them the money is someone inconveniencing them!! Ungrateful sods!

bodhrandude

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

Eating a Magnum - some sneaky fragment of chocolate falls off unnoticed and melts on your clothes.....grrrrrr

If there is a chocolate stain just say to yourself it doesn't count unless you actually seen it falling.

Ted_YNWA

Medusa22 wrote: »

Usually falls in between my cleavage

You need any help resolving that TA?

NOS3

Hoovering near a bed and suddenly, the fitted sheet gets sucked into the pipe. I just started work today and this happened so many times

mr.anonymous

When the media say "Pal". Who even says that?!

The whole tone is worrying - "Three pals killed in early morning horror smash" (Indo today).

Everything in the papers is Horror, Smash, Tragic.

eternal

24 euros to replace a less sleek version of my mug. RIP mug, many the coffee was supped from you.

DareGod

Is there a way I can block my browser from displaying any mentions online of Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran and Jennifer Lawrence?

I'm constantly gagging from the media's insistence on shoving those over-exposed lick-arses down our throats!

KatW4

Pepper (my kitten) has her claws out today. She's scratched my sister, scratched the curtains, attacked me when I stopped her from eating our other cats dinner and scratched me on the stomach when I stopped her eating our pizza.

Evil little git. Don't know what's gotten into her today.

Menas

KatW4 wrote: »

Pepper (my kitten) has her claws out today. She's scratched my sister, scratched the curtains, attacked me when I stopped her from eating our other cats dinner and scratched me on the stomach when I stopped her eating our pizza.

Evil little git. Don't know what's gotten into her today.

A moody female? Never!