Trivial things that annoy you part 479

One eyed Jack

RollieFingers wrote: »

What annoys you about white girls liking Eminem?

I think it's more this bit is the annoyance -

Robsweezie wrote: »

White girls who like Eminem and share his quotes because it makes them look "edgy".

I believe they're called "wiggers".

Hugo Stiglitz

Gwynplaine wrote: »

The Wire, went on for about 3 minutes. Good job I could fast forward.
I've said this before and I'll say it again. Texting someone, and they ring back. I'm having a lazy Sunday morning, in the bed, just texted brother to say I'd meet him later today around 4pm, as we had discussed this during the week. He rings back, and is on the phone for nearly 15 minutes. A blow by blow account of every detail of a wedding he was at yesterday.
Anyway, lesson learned.

The new True Detective intro is really beyond the pale. I watch it on the PS3 so I can speed it up but even that is long too.

Son Of A Vidic

I was visiting an Aunt of mine earlier, who's just out of hospital after fracturing her hip. She's pretty religious so I thought she'd appreciate me bringing her to her local church. That's when my TA happened. There was someone sitting in front of us, who reeked of stale sweat. I'v never smelt BO like it, it was absolutely disgusting and eye wateringly bad.

Now if it was coming from a frail elderly person, I could have at least understood why their hygiene was a bit off. But the smell was coming from a couple in front of us, probably in their mid-forties and they appeared to have no physical impairments which might have affected their ability to maintain their personal hygiene.

Which begs the question, in a country where water is a very bountiful resource and a bar of soap can be purchased pretty cheaply in any shop. What kind of unwashed scumbags, would go into a gathering of other people with a bang off them that would raise the dead?

frozenfrozen

when someone gives a missed call and then sends a text saying call me back when you can. why not just text saying what you want. I know for a fact you want a favour, give me a head start for making my excuse up

miezekatze

I had to use ticketmaster earlier, this website combines so many annoyances I think its main purpose is just to annoy people. You can't choose the seats you want and just assigns random seats each time, you can't see what's actually available. There's a countdown on each page so you better hurry up or you have to start all over. Stupid captcha thing. Verified By Visa pops up just when you think you're finished. The fees are quite annoying too.

jamesbere

What is it with public transport and smelly people, fella sitting ahead of me must of showered in a slurry pit this morning.

Longest 3 hours of my life

Loafing Oaf

I wanted a €2 coin for the washer-dryer in my building so I put a tenner into the Dart ticket machine even though I had a fiver in my pocket. And got 6 singles back.

Is there a prize for the most trivial contribution to this thread?

AndyBoBandy

TA that I haven't a clue what those Lair threads are about over on the nocturnal forum!!
The best Google can come up with is it appears to be a game of some sort!
I just can't make head nor tail of what they do be saying in there, and I'm too afraid to ask as I think they'll just respond with coded riddles which will be mocking me, even though I won't understand said mocking!!!

eternal

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

TA that I haven't a clue what those Lair threads are about over on the nocturnal forum!!
The best Google can come up with is it appears to be a game of some sort!
I just can't make head nor tail of what they do be saying in there, and I'm too afraid to ask as I think they'll just respond with coded riddles which will be mocking me, even though I won't understand said mocking!!!

They wouldn't mock you, any of them I know are really decent people.
So shopping in Lidl cos it's healthier I think and noticed the olive oil now is in a plastic bottle half the size yet still costs the same???? And the white potatoes are nice for roasting but due to the season perhaps they are now unwashed, I hate washing spuds.

Hugo Stiglitz

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

TA that I haven't a clue what those Lair threads are about over on the nocturnal forum!!
The best Google can come up with is it appears to be a game of some sort!
I just can't make head nor tail of what they do be saying in there, and I'm too afraid to ask as I think they'll just respond with coded riddles which will be mocking me, even though I won't understand said mocking!!!

They're just chat threads, Andy.

They're not a bad bunch over there. Just jump in and chat.

Samsgirl

Brendan Grace.

Means Of Escape

Getting dings on the car doors

eternal

Means Of Escape wrote: »

Getting dings on the car doors

Some bastard stuck a knife or something into my car door and it's gone all rusty. My car is ancient but that doesn't give them the right to go around scraping it.

Means Of Escape

eternal wrote: »

Some bastard stuck a knife or something into my car door and it's gone all rusty. My car is ancient but that doesn't give them the right to go around scraping it.

Sometimes the more ancient the car is the more of a magnet it is to tools who want to damage it

Robsweezie

Walking along in a world of your own and some cuntwaffle decides to beep at presumably someone they know as they pass by and frightening the **** out of me. Unnecessary.

Embarrassing bodies, and having to nervously flick between channels so someone doesn't catch you watching the awkward nudey parts. There's even a show entitled embarrassing bodies: penis special that's on from time to time, might as well pop on some Asian fart porn at full blast, easier to explain..

Seriously though, who looks at a penis special programme and thinks " better book that for later, nice night in sorted"

" babe, can you sky+ the penis special for me?"

bodhrandude

Robsweezie wrote: »

Walking along in a world of your own and some cuntwaffle decides to beep at presumably someone they know as they pass by and frightening the **** out of me. Unnecessary.

Embarrassing bodies, and having to nervously flick between channels so someone doesn't catch you watching the awkward nudey parts. There's even a show entitled embarrassing bodies: penis special that's on from time to time, might as well pop on some Asian fart porn at full blast, easier to explain..

Seriously though, who looks at a penis special programme and thinks " better book that for later, nice night in sorted"

" babe, can you sky+ the penis special for me?"

Cuntwaffle, I like that.

KatW4

eternal wrote:

Some bastard stuck a knife or something into my car door and it's gone all rusty. My car is ancient but that doesn't give them the right to go around scraping it.

one of my Mum's neighbours hates that we park down her street when we visit. He hates it so much I've had my car keyed twice. The whole length of the bloody car. My sister has had hers keyed 3 times and had foundation smeared all over it. My mum's car has had chocolate smeared on hers.

I understand that it's annoying when someone parks in the estate but my mum and sister live there and I did up until last year. Disgusting behaviour from a grown man. We cant prove It's him either even though every one knows

N365

Menas wrote: »

Or perhaps he just took this song a little too literally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN6jlWoWX-4

Anyone here ever drink cherry wine? Anyone know what it is? Nope,me neither..

elfy4eva

When you follow someones work problem accommodation problem or relationship problem thread thinkin ("dis gonna get good in a few days") and then the op never posts again.

Means Of Escape

KatW4 wrote: »

one of my Mum's neighbours hates that we park down her street when we visit. He hates it so much I've had my car keyed twice. The whole length of the bloody car. My sister has had hers keyed 3 times and had foundation smeared all over it. My mum's car has had chocolate smeared on hers.

I understand that it's annoying when someone parks in the estate but my mum and sister live there and I did up until last year. Disgusting behaviour from a grown man. We cant prove It's him either even though every one knows

Install a camera in the car
Cost :80 euro
Result :priceless

galljga1

Means Of Escape wrote: »

Install a camera in the car
Cost :80 euro
Result :priceless

I would go with that.
If/when you catch him, make him pay for all damage done to date or it goes to court.

Kev W

N365 wrote: »

Anyone here ever drink cherry wine? Anyone know what it is? Nope,me neither..

Wine made with cherries.

KatW4

Means Of Escape wrote:

Install a camera in the car Cost :80 euro Result :priceless

Yeah we got cameras installed at the house a couple of weeks ago and nothing has happened since. Obviously he can see them now and won't risk it. Maybe I'm a bad person but I'd love to see the f***** caught. He's a horrible person.

KatW4

Lost my phone. Found it in the fridge.

Robsweezie

pasta sauce on a white shirt!!!!!!!!!!!

N365

My neighbours dog constantly barking. I like punk music but I don't blast it out my back garden all day long for him to hear.

N365

Kev W wrote: »

Wine made with cherries.

So is it wine made with cherries or from cherries ? Could you recommend a bottle?

AndyBoBandy

KatW4 wrote: »

Yeah we got cameras installed at the house a couple of weeks ago and nothing has happened since. Obviously he can see them now and won't risk it. Maybe I'm a bad person but I'd love to see the f***** caught. He's a horrible person.

That's your deterrent then, buy some cheap €10 dash cams from Amazon and put them in the car, he won't know if they are recording or not and will hopefully stop acting he prat.

ratmouse

KatW4 wrote: »

Lost my phone. Found it in the fridge.

Cool!

Means Of Escape

KatW4 wrote: »

Yeah we got cameras installed at the house a couple of weeks ago and nothing has happened since. Obviously he can see them now and won't risk it. Maybe I'm a bad person but I'd love to see the f***** caught. He's a horrible person.

He won't even know a camera is in the car. Park it outside his house away from the view house camera and see if he takes the bait
As a gob****e with a burning desire to damage your car he will be pulling his hair out and have sleepless nights wondering whether he should have a go
I'll bet your camera will have some great viewing in a few days

Put on the kettle .

KatW4

Means Of Escape wrote:

He won't even know a camera is in the car. Park it outside his house away from the view house camera and see if he takes the bait As a gob****e with a burning desire to damage your car he will be pulling his hair out and have sleepless nights wondering whether he should have a go I'll bet your camera will have some great viewing in a few days

Haha it would be great viewing. He lives directly across from my mum. The cars are parked near his house, sometimes in front, it's kind of a park where you can find a space sort of place. Will definitely look into those car cameras! Isn't it awful that people have to go to these lengths to protect their property. I can't ever imagine doing something so nasty.

Kev W

N365 wrote: »

So is it wine made with cherries or from cherries ? Could you recommend a bottle?

If you absolutely have to be grammatically correct I suppose it's made from cherries. As opposed to alongside cherries I guess?

I can't recommend a bottle as I don't recall ever trying it. Sounds nice though.

fussyonion

Bitchiness in grown women.
Approached some girls I've gotten to know from joining the gym and the way they looked at me today...it was as if they'd been talking about me.
Then one woman proceeded to turn her back on me and talk to her friends.
I felt like I was back in school and as a result, I feel quite down about it now.

KatW4

fussyonion wrote:

Bitchiness in grown women. Approached some girls I've gotten to know from joining the gym and the way they looked at me today...it was as if they'd been talking about me. Then one woman proceeded to turn her back on me and talk to her friends. I felt like I was back in school and as a result, I feel quite down about it now.

Awful, I don't understand why women do this. Don't feel too upset, you're a better person than all of them together x

fussyonion

KatW4 wrote: »

Awful, I don't understand why women do this. Don't feel too upset, you're a better person than all of them together x

Thanks, you're very kind. I won't let them get to me, I'm not a teenager anymore but it annoys me that some women still carry on like this.
I would class myself as a friendly, approachable person and I would never do that to someone.
So it's hard for me to understand how some women can.

Rubberlegs

fussyonion wrote: »

Bitchiness in grown women.
Approached some girls I've gotten to know from joining the gym and the way they looked at me today...it was as if they'd been talking about me.
Then one woman proceeded to turn her back on me and talk to her friends.
I felt like I was back in school and as a result, I feel quite down about it now.

Oh yes, this. I just can't begin to even understand how grown women could act like this. No better than teenagers, and probably worse than some. At the moment a woman I know for years is acting out like a child and being a complete nasty bitch to someone else, just because she has started a new relationship. From how she is carrying on I can only assume she likes the fella herself, and is pure bitter over it. It's very undignified, she is making a holy show of herself, and making everyone else feel extremely awkward:(

Colser

fussyonion wrote: »

Thanks, you're very kind. I won't let them get to me, I'm not a teenager anymore but it annoys me that some women still carry on like this.
I would class myself as a friendly, approachable person and I would never do that to someone.
So it's hard for me to understand how some women can.

Obviously theyre not getting the same results from the gym as you are;) Jealousy is an awful thing fussyonion .

fussyonion

Colser wrote: »

Obviously theyre not getting the same results from the gym as you are;) Jealousy is an awful thing fussyonion .

Ha! Could be

skittles8710

My inability to make small talk..especially with fellas in pubs. .I'm gonna be single forever 😢

That and the downer/neediness after a 4 day session. My body is a temple from now on..

Hugo Stiglitz

skittles8710 wrote: »

My inability to make small talk..especially with fellas in pubs. .I'm gonna be single forever 😢

Inability to make small talk anywhere!

Son Of A Vidic

I'm TA that I can never beat my oldest, wisest and biggest German Shepherd in hand-to-paw combat. The rare time that I manage to get him onto his back. Quick as a flash, he plants his big left paw under my chin and quickly follows up with a big right paw to my cheek. In all my years of martial arts & boxing, I have never met a more difficult opponent.:(

The King of Moo

Drivers who don't follow/notice one-way systems in shopping-centre car parks.
I particularly notice it in Dunnes Knocknacarra in Galway, but I'm sure it happens everywhere.
I don't get how people don't notice the giant arrows and lines on the ground, and I'm amazed there aren't more minor accidents the way people fly around corners.

I'm quite bloody-minded and won't budge when I encounter someone head-on (though I try to point out the arrows on the ground), waiting for them to back off.

But the other day I noticed a woman in a big SUV come round a corner the wrong way while an old woman in a small hatchback was trying to reverse out of a space. The old woman was obviously aware of the one-way system and was flustered at having her way blocked by a a garguantuan roadbeast (which also was leaving her very little space to maneouvre).
The poor woman eventually had to pootle along the wrong way, of course then coming face-to-face with a driver going in the right direction, forcing her to turn quickly through a pedestrian crossing.

I think people should have to do a theory test every year, to remind them of the basics they forget about so quickly after passing the test.
I mean, don't even get me started on indicating on roundabouts.

fussyonion

Speaking of inconsiderate drivers...

Yesterday I was with a family member (who has a wheelchair permit for the car; he was driving, I was the passenger), and we'd just parked in a wheelchair space outside the local shopping centre.

I went off to get a trolley, leaving my relative waiting at the main door.
As I approached him, he pointed out that a girl had just pulled up beside our car, leaving about an inch between our passenger side door and her passenger side door.

We stood there for a minute to see how her passenger was going to be able to get out.
He managed to squeeze out, so she hopped out and locked the car.

My relative said to her "How is the person in that other car going to get in?"
She looked at him and said "The other side."
He said "But what about their passenger?"
She said "Um, I'm parked fine. What's the issue?"
I then piped up and said "I'm the passenger of that car there beside you and I won't be able to get in."

She was about to walk off until my relative asked her to park properly, which she did, but I swear to God, some people should not be allowed drive.

Robsweezie

TA that I can neither whip nor nae nae

Putin

TA that I don't know what the last post is about.:(

Colser

Putin wrote: »

TA that I don't know what the last post is about.:(

Is it about a horse???

One eyed Jack

Colser wrote: »

Is it about a horse???

I hope it's about a horse! :pac:

Colser

One eyed Jack wrote: »

I hope it's about a horse! :pac:

I hope its not:D

Menas

People who drop litter on nature walks...or anywhere.
Was up for a nice hike at the Hell fire club. Beer and softdrink bottles dumped along the walk there....why do muppets do these things?!

Robsweezie

It's a hip hop dance, just to ease your curiosity

" now watch me whip, watch me nae nae"