Trivial things that annoy you part 479

skittles8710

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Look at the bright side - Of all the things they could be doing or thinking about when they're drunk, they're thinking about you. Eh? Eh??

True I guess Pizzaman , silver linings !

KatW4

Colser wrote:

I was out Friday night and Im still recovering and its not just my feet

Oh no feel better soon!

Liam McPoyle

Donal Skehan.

Every time I see his side parted, bouffanted, smug looking head I have to resist the urge to throw something at the TV.

:mad:

Medusa22

Going hypo for no reason, I just ate like an hour ago! Ah well, time for something sweet

Spanish Eyes

I was walking in the Pheeno yesterday. Trying to get up and down Chesterfield Avenue in less than 1.5 hours. I am really trying.

Anyway, the amount of people who were heading towards me, picture it... kids, babies, bottles, buggies, bags, dogs, scooters, flickers.

WHO WOULD NOT MOVE LEFT OR RIGHT TO LET ME KEEP MY PACE.

I was pretty annoyed at their ignorance of my plight. Totally. How dare they ignore me!! Honestly.

Menas

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

I was pretty annoyed at their ignorance of my plight. Totally. How dare they ignore me!! Honestly.

Sing or shout while walking. They will move out of your way then. No one wants to get in the way of a fruitcake!

RaRaRasputin

"Mary" from the Budapest Dental Radio ad....the voice is as annoying as I imagine a demon's fart from hell. I think the same voice is featured in River Medical or some other ad that plays again and again.

I swear it's a voice whose "owner" you'd have to hit in the face repeatedly to get justice.

Spanish Eyes

Menas wrote: »

Sing or shout while walking. They will move out of your way then. No one wants to get in the way of a fruitcake!

Sing or Shout? I can hardly breathe on those walks FGS.

But I might just record something and play it out loud when I see the family from Hell approaching.

BTW you post made me LOL big time. Thanks. I feel so much better now.

Colser

RaRaRasputin wrote: »

"Mary" from the Budapest Dental Radio ad....the voice is as annoying as I imagine a demon's fart from hell. I think the same voice is featured in River Medical or some other ad that plays again and again.

I swear it's a voice whose "owner" you'd have to hit in the face repeatedly to get justice.

She sounds like someone on 40 fags a day....

Spanish Eyes

Colser wrote: »

She sounds like someone on 40 fags a day....

No wonder she needs new choppers so.

Colser

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

No wonder she needs new choppers so.

Thats exactly what I think every time I hear the ad..

Menas

Colser wrote: »

Thats exactly what I think every time I hear the ad..

I was almost tempted to go look up that ad...but nah - cant be having ads at this time on a sunday!

Robsweezie

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Look at the bright side - Of all the things they could be doing or thinking about when they're drunk, they're thinking about you. Eh? Eh??

TA that you still haven't turned up with my 16 inch pepperoni!

Herpes Cineplex

Business Cat wrote: »

Donal Skehan.

Every time I see his side parted, bouffanted, smug looking head I have to resist the urge to throw something at the TV.

:mad:

If it's any consolation, I just had to Google him and find out who that nobody is.:)

PizzamanIRL

Adults on social media saying 'Bored, someone message me', or 'Someone snap me'

I understand younger teens doing it because kids are kids but if you want to talk to someone then why YOU send a message instead of expecting someone else to, your highness.

People who write "dh" "ds" "dd" on the pregnancy/childcare-related websites and fora. Please fuck off.

Also, Irish people who say "mate". It just sounds wrong.

Rubberlegs

Every time I congratulate myself on getting the level of washing in the basket down below the lid so that I can actually close it, someone comes along and fires another pile on top of it

Medusa22

Having one of those days where everything that can go wrong does go wrong

whiskeyman

Queues

Rubberlegs

Every time I open the brown bin to throw in scraps, a cloud of flies rise up and swarm around my face. Uggghhhh

Aisling(",)

People who are never on time.

It's not that hard to get to somewhere for a specific time, particularly when they're the ones who've arranged the time!

kfallon

Non-Bank Holiday Mondays

FelineOverLord

Waking up with a pounding headache, I didn't even drink yesterday and I'm all grumpy now.

Daith

My housemate closing the door to the living area/kitchen when he has friends over. No problem with having friends over but the act of closing the door is annoying.

Quazzie

Daith wrote: »

My housemate closing the door to the living area/kitchen when he has friends over. No problem with having friends over but the act of closing the door is annoying.

They're talking about you!!!!!

kfallon

Daith wrote: »

My housemate closing the door to the living area/kitchen when he has friends over. No problem with having friends over but the act of closing the door is annoying.

Maybe he does it so he won't annoy you with having to listen to them! I can understand why he does it, he might be considerate!

Colser

73Cat wrote: »

Every time I open the brown bin to throw in scraps, a cloud of flies rise up and swarm around my face. Uggghhhh

I stopped using mine after a week or two for that very reason..used to turn my stomach and I think I saw maggots in it too:(

Menas

I have started arming myself with a tin of flyspray every time I go to the Compost bin...stop that little army of fruit flies attacking me. It works in that there are very few flies in my bin now....
But I am worried now that I am making a load of toxic compost that will be useless. I wish Charlie Dimmock would call round and give me some ...advice.

FelineOverLord

People's stupidity. I was behind a woman who was walking her 2 dogs earlier on and one of the dogs was off lead. As we approached the road the dog almost ran under the wheels of a car, TWICE. I've seen the same thing happen before with this wan' and her dogs. Her response was to say 'don't do that Chance'. Dafuq good does she think that'll do? The dogs name is Chance, why do people tempt the fates with names like that and Lucky?

Colser

FelineOverLord wrote: »

People's stupidity. I was behind a woman who was walking her 2 dogs earlier on and one of the dogs was off lead. As we approached the road the dog almost ran under the wheels of a car, TWICE. I've seen the same thing happen before with this wan' and her dogs. Her response was to say 'don't do that Chance'. Dafuq good does she think that'll do? The dogs name is Chance, why do people tempt the fates with names like that and Lucky?

Speaking of doggie names...New neighbours moved in a few weeks ago and I was telling my daughter that their dogs name was Ass*ole :eek:because that seemed to be what their little is girl was calling it(shes about 4yrs so not very clear speech) anyway this seemed apt as the Dad is definitely one himself but thats another story:mad: Anyway I think I maybe wrong and the dogs name is Axel but Im sticking with my original guess(for the poor dog and his ass*ole of an owner).

Colser

Menas wrote: »

I have started arming myself with a tin of flyspray every time I go to the Compost bin...stop that little army of fruit flies attacking me. It works in that there are very few flies in my bin now....
But I am worried now that I am making a load of toxic compost that will be useless. I wish Charlie Dimmock would call round and give me some ...advice.

Any particular reason/s Charlie sprung to mind Menas and not Diarmuid Gavin?:P

Menas

Colser wrote: »

Any particular reason/s Charlie sprung to mind Menas and not Diarmuid Gavin?:P

A couple spring to mind now that you mention it.:)

Smidge

Colser wrote: »

Any particular reason/s Charlie sprung to mind Menas and not Diarmuid Gavin?:P

I can think of two

FelineOverLord

Andy Burnhams eyebrows. Mother of Jesus, whoever shaped them should be fired. They're shaped exactly as a womans brows would be shaped and they creep me out for some reason.

AndyBoBandy

TA'd that in the 8 or so days I've been away, and not reading too much boards, there are 21 new pages of TA's that I know I won't bother my arse to go back and read through!!

TA'd at myself for being lazy!!

fiachr_a

Tralee - a town that has an annual contest for the plainest looking women yet once protested against movie goddess Jayne Mansfield.

pew

Checking your bank balance and realising it's poverty week until Thursday ugh

My post goes to two addresses in Dublin: one in a "poor" area (with an above average number of immigrants of non-European descent); one in a "rich" area. I'm just back from collecting the post in the former.

It bothers me that a group called Universal Church of the Kingdom of God (UCKG), established and run by the billionaire Brazilian "bishop"
Edir Macedo, bombard poorer areas of society only with their "Join our cult" flyers promising to "Help" lost and confused poor people if they have "a sense of evil around you", "a fear of death", "fits of rage", etc. The flyers include the most maudlin, mawkish "real life" stories of misery turning to happiness with the help of the UCKG church.

It really is predatory stuff.

frozenfrozen

Finding something on amazon and then it says SORRY THIS CAN NOT BE DELIVERED TO IRELAND. Why?!?!?!?

KatW4

Having to pay €50 for the doctor I lived in England for 3 years so I didn't have to pay. It drives me mad paying now especially when it's for something that I've been to the doctor about already!

FelineOverLord

KatW4 wrote: »

Having to pay €50 for the doctor I lived in England for 3 years so I didn't have to pay. It drives me mad paying now especially when it's for something that I've been to the doctor about already!

Things are worse in the Uk now though. My father in law is a patient at a large GP practice in Essex and the last time he phoned to make an appointment he was told it would be a 5 week wait for an appointment. Then they wonder why so many people are going to A&E. A system where nobody pays for anything really doesn't work any more.

lolo62

I'm sure this has been put up before but no harm in pointing this out again.

People who drive to the front of a lane that is turn right or go straight, with go straight only the left lane, and wait until AFTER the lights go green to indicate right.
So anyone behind them who, like a responsible and courteous road user, looks at others signal lights to base their driving decision makings on, gets stuck behind them until someone non-sociopathic sees them using their signal light to get out from behind F**K H**D and finally go straight.

Rant...over.

KatW4

FelineOverLord wrote:

Things are worse in the Uk now though. My father in law is a patient at a large GP practice in Essex and the last time he phoned to make an appointment he was told it would be a 5 week wait for an appointment. Then they wonder why so many people are going to A&E. A system where nobody pays for anything really doesn't work any more.

Yeah to be fair that used to happen to me too. I suppose everywhere has their bad points!

Son Of A Vidic

FelineOverLord wrote: »

People's stupidity. I was behind a woman who was walking her 2 dogs earlier on and one of the dogs was off lead. As we approached the road the dog almost ran under the wheels of a car, TWICE. I've seen the same thing happen before with this wan' and her dogs. Her response was to say 'don't do that Chance'. Dafuq good does she think that'll do? The dogs name is Chance, why do people tempt the fates with names like that and Lucky?

That dog seems like a real chancer to me.




* Gets coat *

Señor Fancy Pants

Daithi O Se

FelineOverLord

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

That dog seems like a real chancer to me.




* Gets coat *

There was that split second moment where I thought that I was going to see the dog get flattened under the wheels of the car and I was thinking, right I'm gonna get dragged into this circus then. Not that I'd have hesitated to help. I just hate it when people know their dog has no road sense and they leave them off lead anyway.

FelineOverLord

frozenfrozen wrote: »

Finding something on amazon and then it says SORRY THIS CAN NOT BE DELIVERED TO IRELAND. Why?!?!?!?

Parcel Motel is the way to go. It saves me a small fortune in delivery charges and gets around the no delivery to Ireland policy.

Robsweezie

Leaving certers on Facebook acting like they won an Oscar

People who do things for you out of sympathy rather than seeing you as an equal.

eisenberg1

Señor Fancy Pants wrote: »

Daithi O Se

A right pain in the hole.

EazyD

Passive aggressiveness, a terrible trait.