Trivial things that annoy you part 479

OldNotWIse

jimgoose wrote: »

Hold your nerve, woman - he's on the ropes. Hold tough for a second-hand birdcage and a 1986 edition of The Rules Of The Road.

snort

OldNotWIse

I grazed my knuckle on the door frame yesterday and it's at the stage where it is healing, but also a little itchy. I cant scratch it though because it's not quite healed so scratching it hurts

Dial Hard

Men (usually of a certain vintage) who think it's perfectly acceptable to burp loudly and at length in public.

dirkmeister

I get annoyed when people begin sentences with "so".

everlast75

dirkmeister wrote: »

I get annoyed when people begin sentences with "so".

Peter Gabriel must be public enemy number 1 for you...

Menas

Dial Hard wrote: »

Men (usually of a certain vintage) who think it's perfectly acceptable to burp loudly and at length in public.

Or those who burp and fart at the same time and have that proud look on their faces...

KERSPLAT!

dirkmeister wrote: »

I get annoyed when people begin sentences with "so".

So do I

dirkmeister

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

So do I

I am now experiencing a Frank Grimes type meltdown.

Thank you.

OldNotWIse

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

So do I

So what?

jimgoose

Menas wrote: »

Or those who burp and fart at the same time and have that proud look on their faces...

Young man, do you have any idea how difficult it is to do that without soiling oneself?? It's true what they say - d'oul' dag for the hard road, bah. :cool:

Menas

jimgoose wrote: »

Young lady, do you have any idea how difficult it is to do that without soiling oneself?? It's true what they say - d'oul' dag for the hard road, bah. :cool:

Young lady? :mad:

jimgoose

Menas wrote: »

Young lady? :mad:

Oops - edited. Thought you were a burd for some reason. :pac:

Menas

jimgoose wrote: »

Oops - edited. Thought you were a burd for some reason. :pac:

Damn, I need to man up my posts.

*Scratches arse, farts, smiles.....

Nodin

PandaPoo wrote: »

Breastfeeding. So beneficial, always spouted as being the most natural thing in the world, handy because you don't have to use bottles or sterilisers etc...

It's not easy. It's a whole lotta work. It's a lot harder than bottle feeding, only you can do it and it HURTS. Your nipples bleed, they ache, the first few seconds are so painful it makes your toes curl. It's like someone has a lighter to them.

Defintely not the general portrayal. Not sure if you should complain to breast feeding advocates or bring the bosoms back to the manufacturer though.

McChubbin

Could someone please explain that bizarre carbon minoxide awareness advert with the chicken?
What the feck does a chicken have to do with minoxide poisoning? I get TA'd by the sheer randomness of it whenever it comes on stage.
Also, TA'd that my blender is on the fritz. Wanted to make a smoothie... *sigh*

whiskeyman

McChubbin wrote: »

Could someone please explain that bizarre carbon minoxide awareness advert with the chicken?
What the feck does a chicken have to do with minoxide poisoning? I get TA'd by the sheer randomness of it whenever it comes on stage.
Also, TA'd that my blender is on the fritz. Wanted to make a smoothie... *sigh*

They want it to go viral / people to download the 'song' for charity.
Seems like they trying to hard for such a serious topic:

http://carbonmonoxide.ie/splash.html

Apparently it's a Canary!
https://twitter.com/TommyMcAnairey


TA - why doesn't fruit taste more like chocolate?

Medusa22

whiskeyman wrote: »

They want it to go viral / people to download the 'song' for charity.
Seems like they trying to hard for such a serious topic:

http://carbonmonoxide.ie/splash.html

Apparently it's a Canary!
https://twitter.com/TommyMcAnairey


TA - why doesn't fruit taste more like chocolate?

I'd be a size 8 if it did

CrowdedHouse

McChubbin wrote: »

Could someone please explain that bizarre carbon minoxide awareness advert with the chicken?
What the feck does a chicken have to do with minoxide poisoning?

Before the invention of the Davy Lamp etc Miners used to take a Canary in a cage down the mine, if they saw the Canary weak/dying they knew that the air was bad and time to get the hell out

(I presume the bird in the ad is meant to be a Canary)

eisenberg1

Menas wrote: »

Damn, I need to man up my posts.

*Scratches arse, farts, smiles.....

And a quick scratch of the aul town halls:D

Rubberlegs

The dog licking her bits in front of me. Uggghhhh

Medusa22

73Cat wrote: »

The dog licking her bits in front of me. Uggghhhh

You're just jealous that you can't do the same to yourself :pac::D

Rubberlegs

Medusa22 wrote: »

You're just jealous that you can't do the same to yourself :pac::D

Oh stop, bahahaha!! I nearly choked there!!

NOS3

I was about to start my homework, then I heard a chainsaw right outside my window. :mad:

zcorpian88

When I'm walking down the street on a footpath and a car pulls out of a narrow side street right in front of me, the car is like centimetres from joining the road and the driver wasn't looking out for pedestrians on the path.

So I have to walk behind the car to get by and continue on my way.

I walk behind the car and then the car pulls off.

It only delays me a few seconds by having to walk around the back of the car rather than straight ahead...but it just really annoys me for some reason!

eisenberg1

NOS3 wrote: »

I was about to start my homework, then I heard a chainsaw right outside my window. :mad:

Homework? Tell me that at least you doing it for next years leaving very! Otherwise you can't play around here, unless your parents are with you:D

eisenberg1

73Cat wrote: »

Oh stop, bahahaha!! I nearly choked there!!

Said the dog, licking its bits

Brian from Bray

When your busting for a ****e but there's no ass paper in the house.

NOS3

eisenberg1 wrote:

Homework? Tell me that at least you doing it for next years leaving very! Otherwise you can't play around here, unless your parents are with you

Yes I'm safe *sighs with relief* just about :P

KatW4

I've just been told that my baby toes being curled is weird. I thought it was normal. I hate my feet already and now I'm paranoid about them even more!

The King of Moo

The term "big pharma:" it's wilfully ignoring an entire syllable(s) for no good reason.

KERSPLAT!

Adam Sandler, his movies are sh!te, they annoy me.

Mellifera

Brian from Bray wrote:

When your busting for a ****e but there's no ass paper in the house.

Don't think that's trivial mate...could be an absolute disaster! !

Badly Drunk Boy

OldNotWIse wrote: »

... now I have no money and my parents are freaks who not only believe in reading cups, but also that reading cups can work long distance.

Weirdos! Reading cups only works if you're in the same time-zone.

fussyonion

I've just recovered from a particularly nasty cold.
Then I got a chest infection and lost my voice.
Now I have another cold.
Can you actually fathom it? I feel like bawling my eyes out in frustration.

kfallon

Brian from Bray wrote: »

When your busting for a ****e but there's no ass paper in the house.

Do you not have a shower???

Menas

Have a busy day and a long nights partying ahead of me so I needed a good sleep. But no, neighbours alarm went off from 4am for an hour.

Weee Oooo. Weee Oooo. Weee Oooo. Weee Oooo. Weee Oooo. Weee Oooo. Weee Oooo. Weee Oooo. Weee Oooo.....

KERSPLAT!

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Adam Sandler, his movies are sh!te, they annoy me.

They're not all bad though. When he goes for his full-Adam Sandler schtick, then it's terrible. But when he's reigned in like in Punch Drunk Love, Funny People, and Reign Over Me, he's brilliant.

He's just come to realize that he can make tenfold doing his usual stuff than he can any other way.

Anyway -

A trivial annoyance as of late is when you apply for a job and never receive any form of acknowledgement from them.

Boom_Bap

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Adam Sandler, his movies are sh!te, they annoy me.

I'm going to watch Pixels tonight.

I think Sandler is great....well, his early stuff and he's had some great movies between lots of fluff.

OldNotWIse

Neighbour gave the money back, and now I am trivially annoyed by my guilt

KERSPLAT!

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I'm going to watch Pixels tonight.

I think Sandler is great....well, his early stuff and he's had some great movies between lots of fluff.

Hi searly stuff is great but the more recent is tripe, IMO. It was actually watching Pixels that brought this on :pac: it wasn't actually that bad.. not great but not bad

Boom_Bap

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

Hi searly stuff is great but the more recent is tripe, IMO. It was actually watching Pixels that brought this on :pac: it wasn't actually that bad.. not great but not bad

I'm not expecting Happy Gilmore from it, but a bit of nostalgia for old video games I grew up on along with Sandler shows some promise.

I'm annoyed today that I didn't bring it into work as I might have been able to give it a sneaky watch. I have to screen it first before the 7 year old lad looks at it, he's a Pac Man fan and is gumming to see it.

Gunslinger92

The phrase "suit yourself". I have no idea why it annoys me but it does!

fussyonion

Gunslinger92 wrote: »

The phrase "suit yourself". I have no idea why it annoys me but it does!

Or people who say "It is what it is".
I've heard it SO much lately on Big Brother and it winds me up no end.

Diamond Doll

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Neighbour gave the money back, and now I am trivially annoyed by my guilt

:eek: The cups were right!!! :eek:

yeppydeppy

Why oh why would you watch big brother? The thought is a trivial annoyance.

Secondary annoyance: I don't know what "the cups" are - and I know if I google it I'll get more annoyed 'cause I can guess it some sort of reading the future bullshíte.

Kev W

yeppydeppy wrote: »

Why oh why would you watch big brother? The thought is a trivial annoyance.

Secondary annoyance: I don't know what "the cups" are - and I know if I google it I'll get more annoyed 'cause I can guess it some sort of reading the future bullshíte.

Oh my God, you're psychic!

Do we mean actual cups? 'cause I'll take one filled with tea.

Menas

Deleted User wrote: »

Do we mean actual cups? 'cause I'll take one filled with tea.

I would prefer one filled with boob.

OldNotWIse

Diamond Doll wrote: »

:eek: The cups were right!!! :eek:

:P

Menas

Menas wrote: »

I would prefer one filled with boob.

Boobs are great, but it gets in the way of the tea.