Trivial things that annoy you part 479

Colser

Menas wrote: »

It's all down to how your impure mind processes what these things. Seeing sin where there is none!

No its not..I didnt mention the Kebab until eisey did so Im not alone in how i process your double entendre posts:P

Are you drinking,youre making lots of typos today or are you just being extra TAing?:D

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

kebab anyone?:eek:

<SNORT!> :pac:

Clegg

Inputting your password wrong because you've forgot what letters were upper or lower case.

redfacedbear

A co-worker has gone on a Excel course and learned a few bits and pieces. Great for me - I'm the resident office IT guru who gets landed with helping out people with stuff they don't know about.

Unfortunately she now knows how to use the zoom feature. Any spreadsheet she has been at is now set at anywhere from 150% to 200% zoom when I open it - jesus it's a repeated assault on the eyes!

whatismyname

Away for work for a couple of days and just realised I've forgotten my winter hat ;(

Medusa22

The wifi isn't working so I am forced to browse boards on my phone and I can't watch netflix or the tv either (we have eir - evision so the tv works off the internet). I was just on the phone to eir today to cancel sky movies and just after I hung up the internet stopped working so now I have to ring them again, grumble.

OldNotWIse

This person I know who has just started in a course that I have almost finished (the annoying clingy one) is off buying a textbook that he doesn't need for like 200 quid. What a waste of money. I told him he will never use it but he clearly has more money than sense. It really annoys me when people rush out and buy all the books on the booklist and then don't use them. Plus, there are copies in the library! Eurgh

OldNotWIse

Oh Gawd I just posted a TA in the Christmas Eve thread! I killed Christmas

tomwaterford

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I killed Christmas

This is bad how!!

I actively dislike xmas

OldNotWIse

tomwaterford wrote: »

This is bad how!!

I actively dislike xmas

...backs away.....:eek:

tomwaterford

OldNotWIse wrote: »

...backs away.....:eek:

:pac:

I swear il have to turn off the TV/radio for all November

jimgoose

tomwaterford wrote: »

This is bad how!!

I actively dislike xmas

Say 'tain't so, Thomas. Please do. A half-hunderd of coal roaring in the fireplace, camembert and port and all manner of good things on the coffee-tables, one's Daimler burbling gently through the snow-strewn streets, laden with presents while the footman throws roast chestnuts through the windows to the urchins without. What, I ask of thee, is not to like?? :cool:

tomwaterford

jimgoose wrote: »

Say 'tain't so, Thomas. Please do. A half-hunderd of coal roaring in the fireplace, camembert and port and all manner of good things on the coffee-tables, one's Daimler burbling gently through the snow-strewn streets, laden with presents while the footman throws roast chestnuts through the windows to the urchins without. What, I ask of thee, is not to like?? :cool:

Ok ok...I just hate any word of Xmas before December

justchecked

Couldnt find the right color shoes as i was rushing leaving the house. And theyre totally clashing with my jeans. Its terrible.
I feel like brüno.

Savage Tyrant

I have 2 iPhones, 2 iPads, an Xbox one, a bike and a screw gun to buy as main presents for Christmas this year. ... Christmas can lick my sweaty ballsack!

Clegg

tomwaterford wrote: »

This is bad how!!

I actively dislike xmas

I bet you steal candy from babies too.

You monster.

tomwaterford

Clegg wrote: »

I bet you steal candy from babies too.

You monster.

Yes....but I don't even eat it then :pac:

jimgoose

tomwaterford wrote: »

Ok ok...I just hate any word of Xmas before December

Well I hate this hysterical yowling about Christmas that various retailers start around the end of August too. It's hard work to not be all Christmased out by the time it actually gets here. :pac:

One eyed Jack

tomwaterford wrote: »

Ok ok...I just hate any word of Xmas before December

Any time before December 13th really. Twelve days is enough time for anyone to get enthused about Christmas. I used to enjoy Christmas, maybe that's because I was a child and didn't realise how commercialised it was even back in the 80's (one of my favorite Christmas memories was our mother taking us all to a massive warehouse full of toys, and we all picked out mauser guns and pretended to shoot the shyte out of each other... happy days ), but now... you just can't bloody avoid it for even five minutes!

Not to mention, "chugger season" will soon be in full overdrive too, armies of the fcukers out on the streets, that if you go one way to avoid them, you're guaranteed to run into another ten of them down a side street catching all the people that have ducked to avoid their buddies on the main street! :pac:

tomwaterford

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Any time before December 13th really. Twelve days is enough time for anyone to get enthused about Christmas. I used to enjoy Christmas, maybe that's because I was a child and didn't realise how commercialised it was even back in the 80's (one of my favorite Christmas memories was our mother taking us all to a massive warehouse full of toys, and we all picked out mauser guns and pretended to shoot the shyte out of each other... happy days ), but now... you just can't bloody avoid it for even five minutes!

Not to mention, "chugger season" will soon be in full overdrive too, armies of the fcukers out on the streets, that if you go one way to avoid them, you're guaranteed to run into another ten of them down a side street catching all the people that have ducked to avoid their buddies on the main street! :pac:

I'm willing to go to December the first (not the traditional 8th)


And they called me a candy stealing monster :mad:

Colser

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

I have 2 iPhones, 2 iPads, an Xbox one, a bike and a screw gun to buy as main presents for Christmas this year. ... Christmas can lick my sweaty ballsack!

Hey Santa Baby..;) Please Stop Here.:p

jimgoose

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

I have 2 iPhones, 2 iPads, an Xbox one, a bike and a screw gun to buy as main presents for Christmas this year. ... Christmas can lick my sweaty ballsack!

It is almost comical, the apoplectic conniption the various commercial entities get themselves into to sell you even more ridiculous crap during the run-up to Christmas. Thankfully, I am largely immune to it. Except I intend to buy myself one of them there new Gillette razors with the James Dyson-esque rotating ball, the better to track, GPS-like, the geologically interesting topology of my mush. Damn you, King C. Gillette!!

frozenfrozen

I got blood taken earlier on and I can't handle that ****, my blood was always intended to stay inside. after the third little vial yoke being full I had no more blood to give and was ready to fall asleep.

Trivially annoying part was having to walk through the waiting room full of people after, wrecked off my box like I smoked a pint of vodka, then outside someone pulled up in a car and asked me where the primary school is. what school I don't even have enough blood

fussyonion

Dirty filthy women leaving their Tampax wrappers and sanitary pad papers on the bathroom floor in the gym toilets.
I've mentioned this before.

The cleaners are excellent at keeping the changing rooms/toilets immaculately clean; then some filthy cow goes and leaves her lady things on the floor when there's a BIN right beside the toilet.
It's just laziness and dirtiness and I fcuking hate it.

CrowdedHouse

jimgoose wrote: »

Except I intend to buy myself one of them there new Gillette razors with the James Dyson-esque rotating ball, the better to track, GPS-like, the geologically interesting topology of my mush. Damn you, King C. Gillette!!

Aw man don't do it - back to the future with a double edge razor, your face will thank you.

I managed to cajole the OH into getting me one of these a few Christmases ago..

http://www.shaving.ie/products/feather-stainless-steel-razor-asd2.html

One eyed Jack

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

Aw man don't do it - back to the future with a double edge razor, your face will thank you.

I managed to cajole the OH into getting me one of these a few Christmases ago..

http://www.shaving.ie/products/feather-stainless-steel-razor-asd2.html

Am I reading that right? Nearly €200? :eek:

I'd love to get one, but my life insurance policy doesn't cover anything sharper than a play-doh knife in my hands... :pac:

Rubberlegs

Beating myself up all day over a stupid mistake, can't let it go . That and beating myself up over other people's behaviour beyond my control, but feeling responsible for it all the same...

justchecked

73Cat wrote: »

Beating myself up all day over a stupid mistake, can't let it go . That and beating myself up over other people's behaviour beyond my control, but feeling responsible for it all the same...

Know the feeling, did something stupid a few weeks ago and couldnt stop. So I wrote down never to make that mistake again on a small piece of paper and ate it. Its the only way.

Ok I didnt really but you probably should.

CrowdedHouse

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Am I reading that right? Nearly €200? :eek:

Well it is a kind of premium model...and I did say cajole...still though I'll have it 5 years this Christmas and it has been used every single day since I got it, not many presents do that!

selous

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Any time before December 13th really. Twelve days is enough time for anyone to get enthused about Christmas. I used to enjoy Christmas, maybe that's because I was a child and didn't realise how commercialised it was even back in the 80's (one of my favorite Christmas memories was our mother taking us all to a massive warehouse full of toys, and we all picked out mauser guns and pretended to shoot the shyte out of each other... happy days ), but now... you just can't bloody avoid it for even five minutes!

Phew so it wasn't only me, I got a full size MP40 one Christmas, and still have it, over 30 years now, although, it doesn't make the sound when you pull the trigger.:D

whatismyname

tomwaterford wrote: »

This is bad how!!

I actively dislike xmas

I'm with you!

nicki11

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

I have 2 iPhones, 2 iPads, an Xbox one, a bike and a screw gun to buy as main presents for Christmas this year. ... Christmas can lick my sweaty ballsack!

Couldn't get away with android, xbox.5 maybe and a unicycle?

KungPao

The Beastie Boys.

Jesus Cristo, they are bloody annoying. I know you are probably wondering why in 2015 I am annoyed them but I listen to random playlists on Accuradio a lot (old school, but still great).

But by God, they are ****e. So ****e. Always reach for the 'next' button when they come on. Out of tune shouting, that's all it is!

Schwiiing

Sam Smiths vocal range. At the upper limit of human hearing at all stages. Terrible.

Boom_Bap

KungPao wrote: »

The Beastie Boys.

Jesus Cristo, they are bloody annoying. I know you are probably wondering why in 2015 I am annoyed them but I listen to random playlists on Accuradio a lot (old school, but still great).

But by God, they are ****e. So ****e. Always reach for the 'next' button when they come on. Out of tune shouting, that's all it is!

Take the back!!!!!

...just kidding, I love the Beasties though but am highly aware that they are not everyones cup of bovril.

I'm a bit of a music snob, I used to be a huge snob and it closed off alot of music for me growing up. It's annoying and good that I have so much other music to catch up on.

AndyBoBandy

Boom_Bap wrote: »

It's annoying and good that I have so much other music to catch up on.

Wait till you get a load of Kylie Minogue & Jason Donovan doing a duet. Mind. Blown.

Boom_Bap

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

Wait till you get a load of Kylie Minogue & Jason Donovan doing a duet. Mind. Blown.

As a fan of Neighbours growing up, I was all over that sh*t.
The last time I heard that song was when I was in a Neighbours Trivia Tour Bus on the way to 'Ramsey' Street after visiting 'Erinsborough High'.

EDIT: ^FYI - That is not a joke!

AndyBoBandy

Boom_Bap wrote: »

The last time I heard that song was when I was in a Neighbours Trivia Tour Bus on the way to 'Ramsey' Street after visiting 'Erinsborough High'.

You sir.

You have truly lived.

eisenberg1

selous wrote: »

Phew so it wasn't only me, I got a full size MP40 one Christmas, and still have it, over 30 years now, although, it doesn't make the sound when you pull the trigger.:D

I am older than you guys, so I reckon the "Johnny Seven" was your only man.

And no, it's not a pack of condoms for every day of the week!

Neverforgotten

I am on the bus and someone is whistling since he got on. Seriously, it makes me want to hurt people

OldNotWIse

Neverforgotten wrote: »

I am on the bus and someone is whistling since he got on. Seriously, it makes me want to hurt people

twitch

Ghost Buster

ORGANIC HONEY


Bees, thousands of the buggers, collect from plants within a three to four Km radius. How in the **** can you guarantee that all that flora is organicly grown?

Colser

OldNotWIse wrote: »

twitch

Twitch and blood pressure rapidly rising..

OldNotWIse

Colser wrote: »

Twitch and blood pressure rapidly rising..

Where I worked before a member of the pubic used to come in about twice a year and spend the entire afternoon in the waiting area whistling his way through every musical known to man. I don't think I have ever felt such hatred for one person before or since!

Son Of A Vidic

Not a TA but an observation I have just made....

jimgoose wrote: »

Say 'tain't so, Thomas. Please do. A half-hunderd of coal roaring in the fireplace, camembert and port and all manner of good things on the coffee-tables, one's Daimler burbling gently through the snow-strewn streets, laden with presents while the footman throws roast chestnuts through the windows to the urchins without. What, I ask of thee, is not to like?? :cool:

Breaking News: jimgoose & Aongus VonBismark believed to be the same person.



.........................:pac:

Medusa22

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Where I worked before a member of the pubic used to come in about twice a year and spend the entire afternoon in the waiting area whistling his way through every musical known to man. I don't think I have ever felt such hatred for one person before or since!

Sorry, I couldn't resist :pac::D

Colser

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Not a TA but an observation I have just made....



Breaking News: jimgoose & Aongus VonBismark believed to be the same person.



.........................:pac:

I dont know Corvus..I just cant picture Aongus scoffing a kebab:D

Son Of A Vidic

Colser wrote: »

I dont know Corvus..I just cant picture Aongus scoffing a kebab:D

He would, but only a bespoke handcrafted one..:pac:

One eyed Jack

Colser wrote: »

I dont know Corvus..I just cant picture Aongus scoffing a kebab:D

I didn't want to picture jim eating a kebab...


Cheers for that mental image Colser :pac:

Colser

One eyed Jack wrote: »

I didn't want to picture jim eating a kebab...


Cheers for that mental image Colser :pac:

He may pop in with a very long detailed description Jack so brace yourself:D