Trivial things that annoy you part 479

OldNotWIse

Medusa22 wrote: »

Sorry, I couldn't resist :pac::D

Cringe... er damn autocorrect (not)

jimgoose

That buck-ape the IndaKinny() is usually good for a TA or three, but he's really irked me this time. It turns out that the talk of deploying the army against the citizenry of the State in order to protect "The Banks" was only a contingency idea. I swear to Cheeses a President and Commander-in-Chief worth the title would march the lot of them out of Leinster House at rifle-point and intern the fcukers in the Curragh. :mad:

jimgoose

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

...jimgoose & Aongus VonBismark believed to be the same person.



.........................:pac:

Not possible, chief - AvB is a BMW pervert.

jimgoose

Colser wrote: »

He may pop in with a very long detailed description Jack so brace yourself:D

Haven't had a kebab for a good long while, but only the other day I had a brace of huge sloppy beef-curtainsburgers dripping with burger sauce, if that's any good to you!

Colser

jimgoose wrote: »

Haven't had a kebab for a good long while, but only the other day I had a brace of huge sloppy beef-curtainsburgers dripping with burger sauce, if that's any good to you!

There you go now OEJ..picture that one:D

jimgoose

And another thing - the next inbred bearded chinless wonder to utter the word "Movember" shall have a hefty computer monitor embedded in their frontal lobe.

OldNotWIse

jimgoose wrote: »

And another thing - the next inbred bearded chinless wonder to utter the word "Movember" shall have a hefty computer monitor embedded in their frontal lobe.

Every month is f*cking Movember lately

Tzardine

People who leave the foil thing inside the butter tub should be rounded up and shot in the face.

J Mysterio

KatW4 wrote: »

My bf said he'd be finished playing the Playstation in 10 minutes. That was 45 minutes ago. The git. Worst part is that it's that farm game yet he is a farmer and spends all day doing the work in real life. Haha I don't understand boys at all!

What farm game? On the Playstation? Find out and get back to us.

Savage Tyrant

J Mysterio wrote: »

What farm game? On the Playstation? Find out and get back to us.

Farm Simulator 15 .... Looks mind numbingly boring.

mud

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

Farm Simulator 15 .... Looks mind numbingly boring.

My 11-year-old nephew is obsessed with this game.

J Mysterio

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

Farm Simulator 15 .... Looks mind numbingly boring.

haha. What a legend. Farmer playing Farm Simulator in the evening.

nicki11

I'd recommend ark never got the appeal of straight farming games, in ark you can farm, build, explore and tame dinos or you can be frustrated by how slow fake tractors are o.0

jimgoose

nicki11 wrote: »

I'd recommend ark never got the appeal of straight farming games, in ark you can farm, build, explore and tame dinos or you can be frustrated by how slow fake tractors are o.0

If I was to become addicted to a videogame, it would be Euro Truck Simulator. I could see myself building a replica of a Scania Topline dash in my attic and installing a dumb-waiter so I wouldn't starve to death.

Cortina_MK_IV

Throwing out a percentage to make a point. It is a figure just pulled out of the air with no real thought gone into it. I notice near enough to 89% of posters on here do it and it gets on my tits.

DEFTLEFTHAND

I have a train simulator game and Euro Truck sim.

Farming sim would be a step too far though.:p

Menas

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Every month is f*cking Movember lately

I blame movember for starting this beard trend. Most of the bearded fellas at work started growing theirs for movember a few years ago.

fussyonion

Aldi were all sold out of their 24-packs of crisps today.
I wanted to get them for the trick-or-treaters as I don't have enough sweets.
Asked if they were getting any more in and they said "Next week."
Now what do I do?

I have lots of fruit? :D

miezekatze

fussyonion wrote:

Aldi were all sold out of their 24-packs of crisps today. I wanted to get them for the trick-or-treaters as I don't have enough sweets. Asked if they were getting any more in and they said "Next week." Now what do I do?

Try Lidl got mine there the other day. Or go out that evening/ pretend you're not home.

eisenberg1

Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »

Throwing out a percentage to make a point. It is a figure just pulled out of the air with no real thought gone into it. I notice near enough to 89% of posters on here do it and it gets on my tits.

Statistics are a load of aul bollox. 81% of all white males over the age of fifty five know this.

November the 10th is too far away. This is very trivially annoying.

Clegg

Menas wrote: »

I blame movember for starting this beard trend. Most of the bearded fellas at work started growing theirs for movember a few years ago.

Conor McGregor's rise to superstardom did it to. Loads of lads want to look like him.

Menas

Menas wrote: »

I blame movember for starting this beard trend. Most of the bearded fellas at work started growing theirs for movember a few years ago.

Ah, but at least remember that it is all for an incredibly worthy cause.

Savage Tyrant

Deleted User wrote: »

November the 10th is too far away. This is very trivially annoying.

I'm also eagerly awaiting November 10th.... Too many shifts in work between now and then. This pisses me off more than a bit.

frozenfrozen

Many of the current beard-wearers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

The number of patchy pube neck beards is too damn high

Boom_Bap

Ah here, leave it out with the beard abuse

I have a straggly grey hair in my beard that is sticking outwards, so constantly in my peripheral vision. It wont flatten down.
When I forget about it, and then see it, I start to bat it away, then remember it's my beard and I haven't walked through a cobweb.

KatW4

J Mysterio wrote:

What farm game? On the Playstation? Find out and get back to us.

Farming Simulator 15

KatW4

Making gingerbread men and I don't think they're gonna turn out right

Also, my boyfriend loves his little farming game because everything goes right unlike his real farming! Drives me mad but it makes him happy so I'll rant here and not be mean to his face

eternal

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Ah here, leave it out with the beard abuse

I have a straggly grey hair in my beard that is sticking outwards, so constantly in my peripheral vision. It wont flatten down.
When I forget about it, and then see it, I start to bat it away, then remember it's my beard and I haven't walked through a cobweb.

It's asking to be plucked.

xLisaBx

Such a sh*te day, had 2 exams and definitely failed both of them. It's like I've lost the ability to study This is more than annoying

Menas

xLisaBx wrote: »

Such a sh*te day, had 2 exams and definitely failed both of them. It's like I've lost the ability to study This is more than annoying

I still have nightmares about failing exams and it is a long long time since I have done a serious one.
You can repeat...you will be fine.

xLisaBx

Menas wrote: »

I still have nightmares about failing exams and it is a long long time since I have done a serious one.
You can repeat...you will be fine.

Young people really shouldn't be put to the stress that the nightmares continue in the years following college! :mad:
Yeah I'll try to pass the repeat I guess. Really just not used to failing things.

Menas

xLisaBx wrote: »

Young people really shouldn't be put to the stress that the nightmares continue in the years following college! :mad:
Yeah I'll try to pass the repeat I guess. Really just not used to failing things.

You are right, but I have gotten very used to, and very fond of, failing things!

xLisaBx

Menas wrote: »

You are right, but I have gotten very used to, and very fond of ,failing things!

That bit confuses me a little

Menas

xLisaBx wrote: »

That bit confuses me a little

Don't always conform!

Robsweezie

Robsweezie wrote: »

The new mcdonalds pulled pork wrap ad, with the girl making wraps with a smug look on her face

about the mcdonalds wrap ad I posted about earlier in the thread

turns out shes also not wearing any gloves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?featur...=7szKcGAbXgoes

Neverforgotten

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Where I worked before a member of the pubic used to come in about twice a year and spend the entire afternoon in the waiting area whistling his way through every musical known to man. I don't think I have ever felt such hatred for one person before or since!

Where is the spelling mistake thread?

Neverforgotten

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Where I worked before a member of the pubic used to come in about twice a year and spend the entire afternoon in the waiting area whistling his way through every musical known to man. I don't think I have ever felt such hatred for one person before or since!

Oh god, I love musicals but I would be up for murder if I worked there.

I also really dislike text speak. A friend of mine constantly texts me this way. Thing is he is a college lecturer yet doesn't bother texting properly.

bodhrandude

Neverforgotten wrote: »

Where is the spelling mistake thread?

Here. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057514573&page=4

redfacedbear

Crabby co-workers who always have some problem with something.

Also when TTAY slips off the first or second page of threads and you have to go looking for it. Does this mean the rest of you are in fine form this morning? I hope not!

Menas

TA that this is the last day of my mini holiday.

Have been soaking in the pool for hours this morning and am dreading that I won't be sitting in the sun for the next six months probably.

Samsgirl

Im in work today with nothing at all to do. It's harder to pretend to work than actually work. Doesn't help that my pc screen faces my office door and instantly viewable to anyone who walks in.

eisenberg1

That ad where the kid ask the aul wan
"Do you always give the ball back?"

I wish she replied "no, I don't, I burst them, no fcuk off down your own end of the street and play!"

Clegg

When you start to feel that stupid twitch on your eyebrow.

I'm going batty.

Samsgirl

Presenter on 2fm at the moment - Tracy Clifford. Seems to think that Holloween is this weekend. Thought it was Halloween?? In fact listen out for any Rte report over the weekend and it will be Holloween all the way.

smash

Pop music.

"Now watch me whoop whoop... Now watch me nay nay..."

Wtf is that supposed to mean? I must be getting old!

Medusa22

smash wrote: »

Pop music.

"Now watch me whoop whoop... Now watch me nay nay..."

Wtf is that supposed to mean? I must be getting old!

Possibly something to do with horses? I've never understood pop music

strelok

smash wrote: »

Pop music.

"Now watch me whoop whoop... Now watch me nay nay..."

Wtf is that supposed to mean? I must be getting old!

yeah, in my day pop music had a dutch woman saying "up and down" for 3 minutes, or four danes singing about barbie dolls

it's just not the same

jamesbere

Bank of Ireland c**ts

Aglomerado

Samsgirl wrote: »

Im in work today with nothing at all to do. It's harder to pretend to work than actually work. Doesn't help that my pc screen faces my office door and instantly viewable to anyone who walks in.

Ah you have a door. I don't even have a door. I'm in an open-plan warren.

I want a door, damn it. And a Ron Swanson style Claymore mine pointed at it.