Trivial things that annoy you part 479

5rtytry56

Up to this point in time, I've managed never to see a performance of "IKeano".
Was thinking about seeing the re - run..........................................................................until the present Poster campaign on Buses and Billboards and other locations interesting or otherwise has reached beyond saturation point....such Adverts have now well wore out their welcome............................
so I won't go and see IKeano now. Remember the story is over 10 years old now. It was'nt that pivotal an event really.

eisenberg1

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

So many people are now hipsters..... That..... Being a hipster is now mainstream....

Brian (to the crowd) "You are all individuals"

Crowd " We are all individuals"

Voice from the back: " I'm not"

whisky_galore

Palisade fencing...the bloody ugly stuff is everywhere. Defaces nice countryside and makes urban areas look like the outskirts of a South African town.

whisky_galore

whisky_galore wrote: »

Palisade fencing...the bloody ugly stuff is everywhere. Defaces nice countryside and makes urban areas look like the outskirts of a South African town.

Someone mentioned this before on boards a few years ago. It was only after I read it that I started to notice how true it was.

Butters_Stotch

When a room goes so quiet you feel like you can actually hear the silence.

Menas

Waiting for the postman. Jesus, delivery my goodies already.

PandaPoo

I've fallen in love with one of the puppies. My husband won't let me keep him though I've named him and let myself get too attached. Damn it.

Im going to be so upset saying goodbye to every one of them. They are the cutest things in the world.

Pumpkinseeds

Deleted User wrote: »

I hate the way tall people are able to walk so damn fast while making it appear that they are walking normally, due to their bigger stride length.

Really p*sses me off when I'm jogging and someone in front of me is walking at almost the same pace as me when I'm knackered, and it feels like it takes forever for me to get past them!

I was hobbling along last night on my 'power walk' and an elderly man was almost keeping pace with me. In my defence, I was in a lot of pain, but still like, the humiliation of it. I can try to convince myself that he was an especially fit oap, but I'd be kidding myself.

Pumpkinseeds

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Waiting for the postman. Jesus, delivery my goodies already.

I know what you mean. The last update on a package I've been waiting for was last Saturday. It just tells me it's in transit, nothing else.:mad:

kfallon

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I know what you mean. The last update on a package I've been waiting for was last Saturday. It just tells me it's in transit, nothing else.:mad:

Where's it coming from?

Robsweezie

Running hands under hot water for that bit too long, where the scalding hot water goes all the way to your finger tips and scalds the **** out of them.

Menas

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Waiting for the postman. Jesus, delivery my goodies already.

And he has arrived!

Followed 5 mins later by a courier delivery man from a different company delivering more goodies.
They are like busses....

kfallon

Trigger Happy wrote: »

And he has arrived!

Followed 5 mins later by a courier delivery man from a different company delivering more goodies.
They are like busses....

Blow her up, lube her up and giddyup for the afternoon so :pac:

Pumpkinseeds

kfallon wrote: »

Where's it coming from?

California.

eternal

kfallon wrote: »

Blow her up, lube her up and giddyup for the afternoon so :pac:

You're so dirty

kfallon

eternal wrote: »

You're so dirty

I'm not the one who bought her/it ffs!

TA that there is no football on the box tonight!

Rosie Rant

I hate that I'm such a ridiculously slow eater. I can't help it, I just can't eat quickly. I had dinner at my future mother in law's house today and I was still finishing my dinner when everyone else was finishing dessert. I was struggling to finish a particularly big potato while my icecream was softening in a bowl beside my plate. When my boyfriend and I first got together, his family used to wait politely for me to finish my dinner before serving up dessert. There was lots of politely concealed impatience and cursory glances at my burning face. Now his mum knows that she should just leave my dessert there and I'll get to it eventually! I dread eating in restaurants. The poor waiting staff!!

kfallon

Rosie Rant wrote: »

I dread eating in restaurants. The poor waiting staff!!

Fúck them, take your time, you're prob paying enough to eat there so let them wait!

libelula

Just found six napkins in with my roll that I just bought. SIX.
A grown adult needs one, maximum.

eternal

Bread that's gone off but isn't mouldy yet and tastes all fusty.

ratmouse

libelula wrote: »

Just found six napkins in with my roll that I just bought. SIX.
A grown adult needs one, maximum.

My TA is the opposite. I hate it when you only get one measly napkin!

PandaPoo

ratmouse wrote: »

My TA is the opposite. I hate it when you only get one measly napkin!

And you've got kebab sauce dripping down to your elbows!!

libelula

ratmouse wrote: »

My TA is the opposite. I hate it when you only get one measly napkin!

What do you be at?! Skiteing food all over yourself?

everlast75

PandaPoo wrote: »

And you've got kebab sauce dripping down to your elbows!!

http://dawningcreates.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/archer-phrasing2-300x225.jpg

The Diabolical Monocle

queue rapists. these deviants who stand right up behind you.

i feel your breath on my neck.
somebody close to me.

kfallon

When you have the music on your phone on shuffle and Fairytale Of New York comes on and it's so far away from Christmas! :mad:

fiachr_a

Nutella pizza - some Dublin takeaways sell this cuisine!

Zippie84

The existence of Christmas.

KatW4

My lack of motivation.

Maximus Alexander

fiachr_a wrote: »

Nutella pizza - some Dublin takeaways sell this cuisine!

That would just be... Nutella on toast, right?

whiskeyman

KatW4 wrote: »

My lack of motivation.

TA: Also, my lack of moti

eisenberg1

I could not give a sh1t about Jeremy Clarkson's BBC contract.

anncoates

People with zero spatial awareness in close surroundings like public transport. Stuff like refusing to take off your dumb rucksack or slamming into people's space.

Like the moron beside me that looks like she's reading this as I type it.

Pumpkinseeds

Jesus, I'm sick and tired of hearing news coverage about bloody Jeremy Clarkson, the guys a wan*er who presents a car programme. His loss isn't a tragedy, enough already with the news coverage, at this rate they'll be interviewing dogs in the street for their opinion on the matter.

KatW4

This rubbish about breaking the internet. Go away!! I don't want to read those words together on every single article I read.

whiskeyman

TA: I'm on a health kick over the past few weeks, but I've to work late tonight and can feel my belly starting to rattle.
The canteen is closed and the only healthy thing the vending machines have are bottles of water!
Galaxy Caramels are full of essential nutrients right?

Right??

Boskowski

What annoys me a little is that every single shop assistant seems to use that 'are you ok there?' phrase these days now. Whats wrong with 'can I help you with something' or 'what can I do for you' or 'yes please' or the likes. Its kinda flippant I find. Its like its too much to acknowledge they're there to actually serve you.

Ye I'm fkn grand here, great spot this, anything else you wanna ask me?

Pumpkinseeds

Boskowski wrote: »

What annoys me a little is that every single shop assistant seems to use that 'are you ok there?' phrase these days now. Whats wrong with 'can I help you with something' or 'what can I do for you' or 'yes please' or the likes. Its kinda flippant I find. Its like its too much to acknowledge they're there to actually serve you.

Ye I'm fkn grand here, great spot this, anything else you wanna ask me?

I can top that. Bought some cheap knickers this morning in Dunnes and yer wan behind the desk asked me if I like boxer style knickers, I don't, so I said no, at which point she grabbed a pair of pink boxer style knickers off a rail behind her and started telling me how comfy they are and how much she loves them. :eek: Eh feck off love, I don't like discussing my underwear with strangers.

Rosie Rant

fiachr_a wrote: »

Nutella pizza - some Dublin takeaways sell this cuisine!

Holy sh1t! Sounds amazing!

Pumpkinseeds

Kids, particularly the really, really, really annoying ones. There was one in Lidl this morning and he kept shouting his little head off. He was shouting the name of everything he passed in the shop, i.e, bananas. That wasn't as bad as the constant shouts of Mommy, mom, mommy, mommy mom. I actually felt really sorry for his mum, I could barely cope with it for the few minutes that I was in the shop, I honestly have no idea how people cope with kids.

who the fug

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I was hobbling along last night on my 'power walk' and an elderly man was almost keeping pace with me. In my defence, I was in a lot of pain, but still like, the humiliation of it. I can try to convince myself that he was an especially fit oap, but I'd be kidding myself.

Bird overtook me in heels last year, and as a born bogger I walk fast.

Morto I was.

Jogging to keep up with a young wan is not cool

Zanablue

Smidge wrote: »

Seriously????
She actually said this to you?
And you didn't respond with telling her to fukc right off with her judgemental crap about your appearance(although a well timed uppercut would have been sweet)

Jesus, and people wonder why bullying in schools is rife.......
It's not off the stones they lick it.

Yes she actually said that to me, and even tho I wanted to tell her to f off I decided that I wouldn't let myself down. I just ignored her and one of the other mothers started talking to me about make up and clothes, really just to piss her off.

I thought when I left school that I would leave all the bitchiness behind, but some women are just bitches at any age.

KatW4

My boyfriend's dad just backed into my car and has left quite a dent in the back door. I don't really mind as I had it parked in a silly place. My boyfriend, on the other hand, is being completely ridiculous about it. Some people over react far too much!

Shandashey

anncoates wrote: »

People with zero spatial awareness in close surroundings like public transport. Stuff like refusing to take off your dumb rucksack or slamming into people's space.

Like the moron beside me that looks like she's reading this as I type it.

Hate this. They always stand sideways with their mouths open too *kicks*

PandaPoo

I just had someone ring my mobile, it was a mobile number I didn't recognise so I didn't answer. He left a voicemail, 2 sentences and I couldn't understand what he said. no idea who it was.

I text the number to ask who it was but got no answer. Annoying.

libelula

PandaPoo wrote: »

it was a mobile number I didn't recognise so I didn't answer.

This is one of my biggest TA's
They can't kill you over the phone, and if it's someone you don't want to speak to, just hang up!

PandaPoo

libelula wrote: »

This is one of my biggest TA's
They can't kill you over the phone, and if it's someone you don't want to speak to, just hang up!

No way, hate getting stuck talking. I just don't answer, if it's important they'll send a message or leave a voicemail.

garra

Renegade Mechanic wrote: »

So many people are now hipsters..... That..... Being a hipster is now mainstream....

It's square to be hip

ratmouse

Preparations needed for the NCT. Hate having to go to the hassle of temporarily having to empty all my work equipment out of the boot.

Menas

ratmouse wrote: »

Preparations needed for the NCT. Hate having to go to the hassle of temporarily having to empty all my work equipment out of the boot.

Mine is coming up. Every two years I need to spend about half an hour with the hair dryer trying to get the condensation out of the left indicator light chassis before driving down to get the NCT.
And then when you pass - feel like dumping the car and getting pissed.