'Smelly poo' causes plane to land.

Zippie84

A plane was forced to go back to the airport and land because somebody had done a "smelly poo".

The plane was heading from London Heathrow to Dubai on Thursday.

It should have been a seven-hour flight but the pilot had to return to the airport after just 30 minutes.

Abhishek Sachdev, a passenger on the plane, tweeted: "Our BA flight to Dubai returned back to Heathrow because of a smelly poo in the toilet."

It's thought somebody had some toilet trouble during the flight and caused a bit of a stink.

Some of the air in a plane's cabin is recycled, so it was judged safest to land the plane instead of letting the smelly air circulate in the cabin.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/31923217

This is brilliant. I may have done some smelly bathroom visits in my time, but never quite managed to cause a plane to land as a result. What an achievement!

FueledbyCoffee

Thanks that made me chuckle. I wonder did they know who the culprit was, I can't imagine anyone complaining about turning back.

Take a bow Phantom Poo

Zippie84

FueledbyCoffee wrote: »

Thanks that made me chuckle. I wonder did they know who the culprit was, I can't imagine anyone complaining about turning back.

Made me laugh too

Apparently they got put up in a hotel for the night, but yeah doubt I'd be complaining too much either.

The Diabolical Monocle

recipe ?

DarkJager

Sounds like it was a Shi'ite

Poor Uncle Tom

They had to turn back.....

someone dropped a bomb....:D

FueledbyCoffee

Imagine if you were the only one who had used the jacks ? Mortification

Call Me Jimmy

Being so early in the flight I would speculate that the passengers knew the identity of the pooer. Kay, back to you

Zippie84

Would be kinda crap for anybody who really needed to get to Dubai that night though... but sure guess there's not much you can poo about it....

J Mysterio

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

recipe ?

Boiled eggs, kebab and a few pints of stout.

Call Me Jimmy

Someones got a dose of the puns

DEFTLEFTHAND

Apparently the passenger in question was listed under the name 'Flutterinbantum'.

Zippie84

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Someones got a dose of the puns

ah sh1te, I think you're right....

FueledbyCoffee

Dubai 7 hours !

How did they manage that though, what were they eating ?

Also can you imagine hearing the Captain coming on to give the announcement?

kfallon

Someone left King Kong's finger in the bowl

Zippie84

Lol.

Abhishek Sachdev, who was on board tweeted: "Insane. Our BA flight to Dubai returned back to Heathrow because of a smelly poo in the toilet."

He told a newspaper: "The pilot made an announcement requesting senior cabin crew, and we knew something was a bit odd.

"About 10 minutes later he said 'you may have noticed there's a quite pungent smell coming from one of the toilets'.

"He said it was liquid faecal excrement. Those are the words he used."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31908620

magentis

What toubles me the most is that the air in the toilet is recycled into the whole plane:eek:

Intensive Care Bear

Brown snakes on a plane

kfallon

Zippie84 wrote: »

Lol.



http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/31908620

Bad dose of the squits, rusty water job :pac:

Lingua Franca

This is a better article on the story.

Someone Did a Sh!t So Bad On a British Airways Plane That It Had to Turn Around and Come Back Again

Poor Uncle Tom

magentis wrote: »

What toubles me the most is that the air in the toilet is recycled into the whole plane:eek:

So it's a case of .... from a plain hole to the whole plane.....:p

kfallon

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

So it's a case of .... from a plain hole to the whole plane.....:p

That hole wasn't 'plain' judging by the reports....

Son Of A Vidic

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Apparently the passenger in question was listed under the name 'Flutterinbantum'.

Not surprised because he certainly topped my list of suspects.

lee_baby_simms

Well it's safe to say he certainly browned off a few people on that flight.

Sounds like the system was completely blocked up after 30 minutes, just imagine what it would be like after seven hours! :eek:

Zippie84

Lingua Franca wrote: »

This is a better article on the story.

Someone Did a Sh!t So Bad On a British Airways Plane That It Had to Turn Around and Come Back Again

Broken link. Just goes to http://www.vice.com/en_uk

Giblet

Whoever pilots the plane, shoulders the blame.

RomanKnows

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Apparently the passenger in question was listed under the name 'Flutterinbantum'.

I'm told Fulton Crown was heading over to Asia on Important Company Business on the day in question.

FueledbyCoffee

Dirty bomb

Intensive Care Bear

In reality it was a bit worse than a smelly poo, there was a leak and liquid was flowing from the toilets down the aisle.

The Diabolical Monocle

Maybe thats what caused some of those mystery crashes/disappearances - someone just dropped a particularly hearty deuce.

Zippie84

1210m5g wrote: »

In reality it was a bit worse than a smelly poo, there was a leak and liquid was flowing from the toilets down the aisle.

Ah, i must have misturd

lee_baby_simms

I bet if it was Ryanair they would have just kept going.

GoodDryingDay

"apologies passengers we are turning around due to severe turbulence...ahem no it's Flatulence definitely Flatulence""

Lingua Franca

Zippie84 wrote: »

Broken link. Just goes to http://www.vice.com/en_uk

Fixed now, I think. http://t.co/ONJfm2M3Gz

dmc17

Coincidence?

One eyed Jack

1210m5g wrote: »

In reality it was a bit worse than a smelly poo, there was a leak and liquid was flowing from the toilets down the aisle.

Jesus! :eek: What did they do? Turn themselves inside out? Left half their bodyweight in the bowl?

Poor fcuker must have had serious ring sting after that :pac:

FourFourRED

They decided to turn back after some of the passengers kicked up a stink about it

AllGunsBlazing

Turn back?!! Why didn't they just open a window?


Oh...right...

punisher5112

There use to be a phantom sh1tter on the buses years ago.

He would take a dump in under a panel he would remove upstairs and of course replace so nobody could understand where the smell was coming from.

These days they are nice enough to do it on the seat instead.

kfallon

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Jesus! :eek: What did they do? Turn themselves inside out? Left half their bodyweight in the bowl?

Poor fcuker must have had serious ring sting after that :pac:

Easy to identify the culprit, he/she were the ones who ordered the savlon cream off the hostess

The Backwards Man

British Airways - The Turd's Favourite Airline

pueblo

It's a new terrorist technique to bring down planes......Bombs away

One eyed Jack

kfallon wrote: »

Easy to identify the culprit, he/she were the ones who ordered the savlon cream off the hostess

Ohh jaysus, I'm weak :pac:

Just pictured the withered arse cheeks flapping in the wind like a pink windsock as they disembarked from the plane...

JONJO THE MISER

Ive been warned not to go to the jax in the local after a couple of days on the Guinness.

kfallon

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Ohh jaysus, I'm weak :pac:

Just pictured the withered arse cheeks flapping in the wind like a pink windsock as they disembarked from the plane...

One word......bloodorange

kfallon

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Ive been warned not to go to the jax in the local after a couple of days on the Guinness.

Sure no local's jax is the same without some kind of black, double-coated pebbledash 'adorning' the back of the bowl

brevity

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

Being so early in the flight I would speculate that the passengers knew the identity of the pooer. Kay, back to you

I believe it was Passenger Number 2.

Son Of A Vidic

lee_baby_simms wrote: »

I bet if it was Ryanair they would have just kept going.

And then charge you extra for the 'enhanced' experience.

Bongalongherb

It seems that the UK is turning to sh!t lately. Now they have poo bus. http://www.thejournal.ie/poo-bus-unveiling-1996953-Mar2015/