'Smelly poo' causes plane to land.

lee_baby_simms

lee_baby_simms wrote: »

I bet if it was Ryanair they would have just kept going.

And charged a shït tax

FueledbyCoffee

This is BA flight to Dubai, control we have a code Brown, I repeat a code Brown

Couldn't they just drop the oxygen masks?

Ruu

Once got sick on an Aer Lingus transatlantic flight, couldn't make the loo so went for the sink. Biohazard sticker across the locked door for the remainder of the flight. I know it will shock my viewers, forgive me!

Chorcai

I bet it was this durty cúnt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXV4OnA8rgw NFW OR ANYONE TO VIEW

Akrasia

Holy crap this made me laugh.

Best BBC headline ever

I really hope they made the news anchor read that out loud on the 9 o clock news

NachoBusiness

Captain's Log.

Aglomerado

Turdulence.

ShadowHearth

I am not even mad, I am actually impressed!

Duggy747

I'd be well chuffed with myself if I caused that, there's always that one poo you deliver that's so glorious you'll remember it for years.

BeerWolf

Obviously one of the Arabs that did it... :pac:

jimgoose

Oh I'll fly away, oh glory. Well done, that man. :cool:

Putin

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Captain's Log.

Finally, someone states the obvious.

One eyed Jack

Putin wrote: »

Finally, someone states the obvious.

Isn't that more applicable on a ship though as opposed to an airplane?

Airplanes would have a black box, and now a black toilet cubicle after a feed of stale Guinness! :pac:

Skullface McGubbin

A plane was forced to go back to the airport and land because somebody had done a "smelly poo".

The plane was heading from London Heathrow to Dubai on Thursday.

It should have been a seven-hour flight but the pilot had to return to the airport after just 30 minutes.

Abhishek Sachdev, a passenger on the plane, tweeted: "Our BA flight to Dubai returned back to Heathrow because of a smelly poo in the toilet."

It's thought somebody had some toilet trouble during the flight and caused a bit of a stink.

Some of the air in a plane's cabin is recycled, so it was judged safest to land the plane instead of letting the smelly air circulate in the cabin.

Flying to Dubai, eh.

Try typing "Dubai porta potty" into google. You might be surprised at what you may find.

mathie

Ruu wrote: »

Once got sick on an Aer Lingus transatlantic flight, couldn't make the loo so went for the sink. Biohazard sticker across the locked door for the remainder of the flight. I know it will shock my viewers, forgive me!

You could make the sink but not the loo?
The loo and the sink are about five inches apart in those tiny bathrooms.

the groutch

The Wedding Sh*tter strikes again?

dirtyden

mathie wrote: »

You could make the sink but not the loo?
The loo and the sink are about five inches apart in those tiny bathrooms.

Yes this certainly requires further explanation. It would merely involve turning your head. I suppose if you were in the actual act of retching as going in the door the sink might get it though.

Ruu

mathie wrote: »

You could make the sink but not the loo?
The loo and the sink are about five inches apart in those tiny bathrooms.

Had to make a choice and go for the sink, the few seconds of turning my head would result in much spraying. Think like those garden sprinklers.

PandaPoo

Oh God, I hate fart and poo smells. I would have been violently ill

Wacker The Attacker

BeerWolf wrote: »

Obviously one of the Arabs that did it... :pac:

Yeah,it was orchestrated by a man in a cave in afghanstan

rubadub

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

recipe ?

J Mysterio wrote: »

Boiled eggs, kebab and a few pints of stout.

Close! they actually did a study on it years ago. It was a mixture of warm milk, beer, pinto beans and some other stuff.