was i wrong

dartsplayer

my background is i was in a long term relationship. i broke up a year ago and have only recently gone out looking for girls, now i don't remember anything about the ediquit of chatting up women. anyway i was chatting to a girl for a long time a bloke who id met before and thought was a nice guy came up and started chatting to her i got annoyed and started to swear at him a lot very direct. till he went away. was i wrong.

Señor Fancy Pants

Also, try peeing on her leg next time. That means she's yours.

Kevin McCloud

Was this before or after school?

Help!!!!

dartsplayer wrote: »

my background is i was in a long term relationship. i broke up a year ago and have only recently gone out looking for girls, now i don't remember anything about the ediquit of chatting up women. anyway i was chatting to a girl for a long time a bloke who id met before and thought was a nice guy came up and started chatting to her i got annoyed and started to swear at him a lot very direct. till he went away. was i wrong.

Did you get the girl?

jamesbere

Yes, you were very wrong.

up for anything

I shall forward you my ediquit tips on receipt of your postal order for €20.00.

dartsplayer

well i went off with her and two other couples to copper face jacks. it was like 3am. she seemed to be annoyed anyway she went off with some other bloke

jamesbere

Truffle Pig wrote: »

Also, try peeing on her leg next time. That means she's yours.

Also start growling if another fella comes near her

Nib

Ediquit.

arybvtcw0eolkf

All's fair in love & war my friend, I'd have told someone to f*ck off in that situation too.

Renegade Mechanic

Wow, that's an attractive trait, op. Strongly recommend you do something about that.

Gran Hermano

jamesbere wrote: »

Also start growling if another fella comes near her

Feck that half assed growling, you need to cut to the chase.
Times like that call for full on barking and howling.

YouTookMyName

Do i dr.zoidburg dance next time op. She'll be yours forever then, sorted.

recylingbin

If you lick her, you own her.
Cat law.

CarrickMcJoe

So you paid into Coppers for her and some other guy gets the ride...too bad!

Specialun

No. Once she engaged in convo you own her.

tomwaterford

dartsplayer wrote: »

my background is i was in a long term relationship. i broke up a year ago and have only recently gone out looking for girls, now i don't remember anything about the ediquit of chatting up women. anyway i was chatting to a girl for a long time a bloke who id met before and thought was a nice guy came up and started chatting to her i got annoyed and started to swear at him a lot very direct. till he went away. was i wrong.

Why did you start swearing at him

dartsplayer

cause he was interupting me in my chatting up of her, he could see i was into her. hmmm.... i do seem a bit childish but what else was i supposed to do

Tugboats

tomwaterford wrote: »

Why did you start swearing at him

It was his first bit of female contact in over a year and someone tried to take it away from him

tomwaterford

dartsplayer wrote: »

cause he was interupting me in my chatting up of her, he could see i was into her. hmmm.... i do seem a bit childish but what else was i supposed to do

Emm....sure move on.....if she's not into you

There's thousands of single wans out there....very few are worth getting wound up and curseing at randomers over....life's too short??

Gran Hermano

Big roll of labels. That's what you need OP.
Get ready well in advance of your next night out.
Rig up the old PC and printer and print off a few dozen labels with PROPERTY OF DARTSPLAYER. As soon as you spot any member of the opposite sex make sure you affix one of the labels to her forehead. Might be worth checking on Viking direct if they stock extra sticky labels. If you use the labels properly it should help avoid any future misunderstanding with other guys in the pub.

The Diabolical Monocle

dartsplayer wrote: »

cause he was interupting me in my chatting up of her, he could see i was into her. hmmm.... i do seem a bit childish but what else was i supposed to do

step back a few meters and throw darts at his bulls eye.

kowloon

jamesbere wrote: »

Also start growling if another fella comes near her

I puff out my hair and stand on my hind legs to look big. It also helps that my arse is the reddest in the land.

dartsplayer

but it was if he was bothering her and wouldn't go away. i'm not sure. i do realise women are capable of saying no. maybe i was in the wrong. i dont know

Cee-Jay-Cee

dartsplayer wrote: »

well i went off with her and two other couples to copper face jacks. it was like 3am. she seemed to be annoyed anyway she went off with some other bloke

Her first impression of you was an angry stranger who swears at people he doesn't know, it's no surprise she went off with some other bloke. You came across as possessive jealous and bad tempered. Now ask yourself again if you were wrong and be truthful.

whatismyname

dartsplayer wrote: »

was i wrong.

yes






lol

Women can't make their own choices and evaluations. Women are distracted by the first male to lay claim and chat to them in an evening.
Under no circumstances should women subsequently be allowed any conversation or interaction with another male ...

Timberrrrrrrr

dartsplayer wrote: »

well i went off with her and two other couples to copper face jacks. it was like 3am. she seemed to be annoyed anyway she went off with some other bloke

I think you just answered your own question.

endacl

dartsplayer wrote: »

cause he was interupting me in my chatting up of her, he could see i was into her. hmmm.... i do seem a bit childish but what else was i supposed to do

Move on?

The_Valeyard

>>>>>Relationship Forum>>>>>>>

Desolation Of Smug

Next time, start throwing slaps. People remember stuff like that - it will save having to keep swearing at new lads that encroach. Women love a lad who fights over them..possibly.

ardinn

U ok hun.

bb1234567

dartsplayer wrote: »

my background is i was in a long term relationship. i broke up a year ago and have only recently gone out looking for girls, now i don't remember anything about the ediquit of chatting up women. anyway i was chatting to a girl for a long time a bloke who id met before and thought was a nice guy came up and started chatting to her i got annoyed and started to swear at him a lot very direct. till he went away. was i wrong.

i think you obviously know you were wrong

arayess

not saying you were right OP but the other guy was a dickhead

dickheads should be abused so maybe you were great.

in future threaten him when your one is gone to the jacks or the bar so she doesn't see you

corner of hells

dartsplayer wrote: »

well i went off with her and two other couples to copper face jacks. it was like 3am. she seemed to be annoyed anyway she went off with some other bloke

You still had options at this point .
There was a potential orgy with you , her and the other two couples , an outside bet I know .
Following on there was a clear threesome with you , her and the bloke she eventually fecked off with .
Finally you could have played hardball and drank a skinfull of beer , shots and wandered off by yourself nonchalantly glaring at the gathering crowd.

kowloon

bluewolf wrote: »

Women can't make their own choices and evaluations. Women are distracted by the first male to lay claim and chat to them in an evening.
Under no circumstances should women subsequently be allowed any conversation or interaction with another male ...

That's a really outdated view of things, these days a bigger male can challenge and only after sufficient fighting does the female have to go home to the male. There he presents her with an arrangement of shiny objects and a regurgitated meal. Only if she's happy with this and the state of his nest will she submit to the mount.

Fresh Pots

All you needed to say was I saw her first!

Doctor Jimbob

bluewolf wrote: »

Women can't make their own choices and evaluations. Women are distracted by the first male to lay claim and chat to them in an evening.
Under no circumstances should women subsequently be allowed any conversation or interaction with another male ...

I've been doing it wrong this whole time!

Fat Christy

Wowza!

What a turn on!

mikemac1

Pistols at dawn tbh OP

That guy tried to make a fool of you and now you need to make him pay

I'll be your second, meet ya in the Phoenix Park tomorrow

Lt J.R. Bell

dartsplayer wrote: »

my background is i was in a long term relationship. i broke up a year ago and have only recently gone out looking for girls, now i don't remember anything about the ediquit of chatting up women. anyway i was chatting to a girl for a long time a bloke who id met before and thought was a nice guy came up and started chatting to her i got annoyed and started to swear at him a lot very direct. till he went away. was i wrong.

The most important thing is, how did she react? Did ya score?

You are meant to be a hunter,god Damn it. This chap tried to mark your turf Bhra.

Wang King

mikemac1 wrote: »

Pistols at dawn tbh OP

That guy tried to make a fool of you and now you need to make him pay

I'll be your second, meet ya in the Phoenix Park tomorrow

Meet him in the Phoenix Park? He wanted the ride off her, not you!!

Fat Christy

Wang King wrote: »

Meet him in the Phoenix Park? He wanted the ride off her, not you!!

Maybe he wants all the rides?

Mint Aero

I hope you took the drink you just bought her with you as left.

B.A._Baracus

If that's really how it went down, op.... then who cares if you gave him abuse. You werent in the wrong.

You were chatting up a girl and your so called mate was trying to get in there. Shafting you. So who cares? Pay no attention to people on here. After Hours draws alot of wind-up merchants.

Egginacup

dartsplayer wrote: »

well i went off with her and two other couples to copper face jacks. it was like 3am. she seemed to be annoyed anyway she went off with some other bloke

You took her to Copper Face Jacks?

You don't take an apple to an orchard!

dartsplayer

i made friends with him again, after i apologised profusley. :O

blade1

Nib wrote: »

Ediquit.

The other guys name was eddy an OP told him quit pestering the girl.
EDIQUIT!!!!!!!!!

MadDog76

dartsplayer wrote: »

my background is i was in a long term relationship. i broke up a year ago and have only recently gone out looking for girls, now i don't remember anything about the ediquit of chatting up women. anyway i was chatting to a girl for a long time a bloke who id met before and thought was a nice guy came up and started chatting to her i got annoyed and started to swear at him a lot very direct. till he went away. was i wrong.

Well he was obviously being a prick trying a robbery ........... however the goal is to get the girl so your reaction well and truly f****d that up ......... what you should have done is stand there letting him talk and wait for him to say something stupid so you could take the piss out of him in a "I'm only joking" way while winking at her ......... if she laughs you're in, you'll be the funny nice guy and he'll be the idiot intruding on you two having a laugh together ......... if she doesn't laugh then you're the idiot so move on to your next victim asap before Copper's closes!!!

You're welcome

mfceiling

dartsplayer wrote: »

well i went off with her and two other couples to copper face jacks. it was like 3am. she seemed to be annoyed anyway she went off with some other bloke

I was the other bloke she went off with OP. Thanks OP...you did all the groundwork and I got the spoils. Cheers again there.

Wang King

mfceiling wrote: »

I was the other bloke she went off with OP. Thanks OP...you did all the groundwork and I got the spoils. Cheers again there.

He got her wet, and you slid into home plate... Niiiccee