Failure at the Funeral

Sir Osis of Liver.

Check out this misfortunate bollix.

Kevin McCloud

Lack of health and safety there, had the diggers any safe passes

kfallon

Who the fúck records a funeral? Jesus H Christ! :rolleyes:

tayto lover

Was that his wife cheering?

For Forks Sake

thought this was going to be about a really sh1t band along the lines of Panic! At The Disco.

As you were people.

The Backwards Man

Can happen easy enough.

Slicemeister

That's a big Twix.

The Diabolical Monocle

must not laugh.



(something a bit staged about it though, can't tell if real)

moxin

Thats awful for the mourners, I don't think this is the place for jokes about it!

conorh91

She was actually listening to the basketball on her pocket radio, she lost a small fortune on the Lakers game.

Kevin McCloud

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Can happen easy enough.

They dug the grave away too wide.

towelly

Slicemeister wrote: »

That's a big Twix.

I'd love a Twix now.

flanzer

If there is an afterlife, I'd say whomever is in the coffin, got a right auld LOL

galljga1

Puts the fun back into funerals.

Duckworth_Luas

kfallon wrote: »

Who the fúck records a funeral? Jesus H Christ! :rolleyes:

My ex-flatmate was going out with a Dutch girl.

She told him she was coming around one evening with a DVD so he got a few beers, snacks etc and told me to make myself scarce.

The DVD, it turns out, was of her fathers funeral! :eek:

Don't recall her ever calling around again after that.

Aidric

kfallon wrote: »

Who the fúck records a funeral? Jesus H Christ! :rolleyes:

Probably checked it in on facebook as well.

SweetChaos

haha I always laugh at funerals I know if I had been there I would have creased up

PARlance

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

My ex-flatmate was going out with a Dutch girl.

She told him she was coming around one evening with a DVD so he got a few beers, snacks etc and told me to make myself scarce.

The DVD, it turns out, was of her fathers funeral! :eek:

Don't recall her ever calling around again after that.

A different type of stiff than he was expecting altogether.

Tearin It Up

It must have been planned, push them in and record it for the laughs. Cause who records at a funeral.

bodhrandude

My favourite funeral failure.

keysersoze1

Tells ya how far society has fallen when weirdos feel the need to record at a burial.sad

kowloon

That screaming reminded me of Jabba's little assistant muppet thing.

Junkyard Tom

He was gravely injured.

Putin

Aidric wrote: »

kfallon wrote: »

Who the fúck records a funeral? Jesus H Christ! :rolleyes:

Probably checked it in on facebook as well.

Oh you can be absolutely sure about that.

CrabRevolution

I've rarely seen funerals recorded, but the few that I can, they tended to be funerals of foreigners. I assumed they were recorded for members of the family back home who couldn't make it.

Mint Aero

Someone tell her to STFU.

fryup

a classic funeral.....:pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s66VNF5-624

Sir Osis of Liver.

It would be hard not to laugh if you were there.

bodhrandude

Had to put this one up too, priceless.

fryup

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

My ex-flatmate was going out with a Dutch girl.

She told him she was coming around one evening with a DVD so he got a few beers, snacks etc and told me to make myself scarce.

The DVD, it turns out, was of her fathers funeral! :eek:

thats the dutch for ya, wacky wacky wacky

i wouldn't be surprised if she lit up a joint while watching it

aujopimur

The coffin has a frilly nickers on.

murpho999

fryup wrote: »

thats the dutch for ya, wacky wacky wacky

i wouldn't be surprised if she lit up a joint while watching it

I know the Dutch very well and believe me they are not that whacky! Just a strange folk in my opinion.

I have been to funerals there though that had a photographer on duty.

Irish people find it very strange but it's not when you think about it. It's a major event in family life and some like to record memories of it.

Also, we don't find it strange when funerals of celebrities or accident/crime victims are shown on the news and in the papers.

keithclancy

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

My ex-flatmate was going out with a Dutch girl.

She told him she was coming around one evening with a DVD so he got a few beers, snacks etc and told me to make myself scarce.

The DVD, it turns out, was of her fathers funeral! :eek:

Don't recall her ever calling around again after that.

A Dutch person bought a DVD .. I call BS .. they would have torrented that stuff.

fryup wrote: »

thats the dutch for ya, wacky wacky wacky

i wouldn't be surprised if she lit up a joint while watching it

Nah man, its mostly foreigners smoke weed :P

rubadub

kfallon wrote: »

Who the fúck records a funeral?

Someone looking for a bit of cash from a you'be been framed show.

dmc17

Hardly worth their while pulling him out I'd say

6541

This is an apt thread to share this story. I was living in Sydney and house-shared with a complete stoner of a German guy. We used to score weed of this 70 year old grandmother. She ran a professional business, one would call over to her house, grab a beer, she would come over to you and do the deal, finish beer have a smoke and leave.
One day I was in the flat and I sent the German lad over to score weed, so he went over grabbed a beer and sat and waited. Been German and always stoned what he did not realise that there were loads of people in the house. It was in fact the Funeral of this weed dealing grandmothers husband. He actually stayed for hours and eventually cornered the grandmother and scored weed off her.
I Sh1t you not, most awake people would go oh that's a funeral I have no business in there, not my German stoner.

DoYouEvenLift

Has anyone confirmed if he's fuking dead or not yet? His legs looked lifeless at the end, the coffin pushed into/onto him so I'd imagine he got at least injured, possibly paralysed even

Capt'n Midnight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJhbP4q32vs

FalconGirl

A guy walked onto the green type carpet yoke that they put on the grave to cover it temporarily after lowering the coffin down my uncles funeral. Everyone had turned themselves away to walk back to the cars and there was a huge clatter and there he was pulling himself up. Shouldn't have but i laughed so hard:pac:

_Brian

kfallon wrote: »

Who the fúck records a funeral? Jesus H Christ! :rolleyes:

In fairness traditions are different and things change with time.. Think that Victorians once posed with their dead for "post mortem" portraits, and that was acceptable at the time.. Sad stuff, see HERE
I know its not uncommon at the moment for people to watch in online when they can't be at funeral service..

refusetolose

keithclancy wrote: »

A Dutch person bought a DVD .. I call BS .. they would have torrented that stuff.

no one said she bought her dads funeral on dvd?

ollaetta

Bad and all as falling in was, at least the coffin stayed shut. Now that would have been a right fc*k up, the corpse on top of your man.

FloatingVoter

If some idiot produced a camera at a burial of one of my loved ones - I'd be one smartphone up, one idiot down and a double burial later a happier soul.