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Jobs you'd like to do.

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  • #52
    tastyt
    Registered Users Posts: 2,029 ✭✭✭tastyt


    Pixie lotts toilet seat


  • #53
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Any job?

    President of the USA

    Jed Bartlett meets Frank Underwood


  • #54
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,354 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    biko wrote: »
    Someone posted a while back about bordello testing.
    I singed up but never heard back.
    What did you sing?


  • #55
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    Stand-up Comedy. If you are any way decent, you could earn a lot of money and people will love you.


  • #56
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Hamburger


    Or Leprechaun hunter


  • #57
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Nib wrote: »
    School teacher.

    30 hours per week. 3 months summer holidays, holidays at Christmas, Easter and mid-term break. Good money too.

    No school teacher works 30 hours a week.

    Saw in the paper that a company in Germany was looking for a a candidate to basically go undercover and examine prostitute safe sex compliance. :eek:

    How would you explain that when people asked what you do for a living...


  • #58
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    darragh_haven wrote: »
    chicken sexer..... very highly paid

    Because you basically throw adorable fluffy baby chickens into a shredder all day - there's no amount of money in the world could pay you enough for that!


  • #59
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    TerrorFirmer wrote: »
    Saw in the paper that a company in Germany was looking for a a candidate to basically go undercover and examine prostitute safe sex compliance. :eek:

    How would you explain that when people asked what you do for a living...

    It'd look good on the CV. I think.


  • #60
    Corkdude81
    Registered Users Posts: 4 ✭Corkdude81


    Anyone know what Lites Group Merchandiser jobs are like?


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  • #61
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    Human Signpost


  • #62
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,462 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    Because you basically throw adorable fluffy baby chickens into a shredder all day - there's no amount of money in the world could pay you enough for that!

    Dead in thirty days anyway.


  • #63
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    TerrorFirmer wrote: »
    No school teacher works 30 hours a week. ...

    Ah there's probably the odd workaholic one who does those kind of crazy hours. You get them in all jobs!

    S
    TerrorFirmer wrote: »
    Saw in the paper that a company in Germany was looking for a a candidate to basically go undercover and examine prostitute safe sex compliance. :eek:

    How would you explain that when people asked what you do for a living...

    Simple, you say - I have the worlds best job:D


  • #64
    MonkeyTennis
    Registered Users Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭MonkeyTennis


    hijinxer


  • #65
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,462 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    TerrorFirmer wrote: »
    No school teacher works 30 hours a week.

    Allow for holidays and it probably averages a lot less.


  • #66
    Ace Attorney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭Ace Attorney


    Astronaut, imagine being able to go to space and especially landing on another planet or moon. Being able to view earth like we view the moon at night. Must be an awe inspiring feeling.


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  • #67
    Egginacup
    Site Banned Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Egginacup


    I'd like to work for the UN as an interrupter.


  • #68
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    Chocolate taster. Nom nom :)


  • #69
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,354 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Corkdude81 wrote: »
    Anyone know what Lites Group Merchandiser jobs are like?

    It's a bit like opening an account to ask the same question three times on three different threads? Best of luck with it!


  • #70
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    Nib wrote: »
    School teacher.

    30 hours per week. 3 months summer holidays, holidays at Christmas, Easter and mid-term break. Good money too.

    The only down side is being a grown adult & still stuck in school with a load of dim witted children :pac:

    When you think about it really, it must be weird to have never school in your life and entered the real world.


  • #71
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    I've always wanted to be a mirror installer.






    I guess it's something I could always see myself doing...


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  • #72
    fizzypish
    Registered Users Posts: 1,000 ✭✭✭fizzypish


    Wouldn't mind trying my hand at being a mechanic. Always like working with my hands and fiddling with engines.
    Unfortunately:
    1. I don't think the pay is great
    2. Covered in dirt and oil the whole time (This actually doesn't bother me a bit but worth mentioning)
    3. After you've done your 4000 basic service on a car/tractor/truck the enjoyment of the job might begin to slip
    4. Its probably more basic services that ripping engines apart
    5. Modern vehicles have increasing amounts of electronics and complex designs that if there's a problem with a unit, its treated like a black box and replaced. There's not much scope for intuitive thinking.

    Still though, had I my chance over I would have apprenticed as a mechanic and if it wasn't suiting later I could head on and do the college thing. I have my degree now but I still think that would have been a happier path for me personally.


  • #73
    jungleman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 803 ✭✭✭jungleman


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Most possible dough for least possible hassle

    politician, then?


  • #74
    saintsaltynuts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭saintsaltynuts


    Professional Burger Flipper at Burger King.


  • #75
    Potential Underachiever
    Registered Users Posts: 4,989 ✭✭✭Potential Underachiever


    Green keeper at a plush golf course.


  • #76
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,269 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    Page four and no-one's gone for it? AND it's now an open position?

    Fine, I'll be one of the new Top Gear presenters so :D


  • #77
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,354 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Sleepy wrote: »
    Page four and no-one's gone for it? AND it's now an open position?

    Fine, I'll be one of the new Top Gear presenters so :D

    Are you a dick? You'll need to be a dick. Or at the very least a tosser.


  • #78
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Anything outdoors that involves little contact with people. No suits...no meetings....no requirement to look your best..... Pretty much the opposite of what I do :(


  • #79
    Bobby Baccala
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,342 ✭✭✭Bobby Baccala


    saintsaltynuts wrote: »
    Professional Burger Flipper at Burger King.

    They're referred to as Grill Masters in burger king :pac:


  • #80
    Knex*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    MRnotlob606 wrote: »
    Stand-up Comedy. If you are any way decent, you could earn a lot of money and people will love you.

    I'd love it, but damn it takes a lot of balls and hard work. Serious character needed.

    Its certainly not a 'comfy' job. Not unless you make it to the top, I suppose.


  • #81
    Corkdude81
    Registered Users Posts: 4 ✭Corkdude81


    endacl wrote: »
    It's a bit like opening an account to ask the same question three times on three different threads? Best of luck with it!

    Yet not a single person has answered the question. I'm new here,was just asking for help.


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  • #82
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,354 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Corkdude81 wrote: »
    Yet not a single person has answered the question. I'm new here,was just asking for help.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/faq.php?faq=bie_faq_guidelines#faq_bie_faq_guidelines_spam


  • #83
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Anything outdoors that involves little contact with people. No suits...no meetings....no requirement to look your best..... Pretty much the opposite of what I do :(

    This. I'd give anything for 8 - 10 hrs a day of no human contact & getting paid for the joy.


  • #84
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Egginacup wrote: »
    I'd like to work for the UN as an interrupter.

    Immediately thought of this cheeky chappy. :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StEFnh18zRk


  • #85
    migozarad
    Registered Users Posts: 127 ✭✭migozarad


    Pro-cunning linguist


  • #86
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    God-Emperor Of The Universe (with 50% discount on BJ's at all tanning salons entailed).

    ....oh, I passed the audition for that....we're franchising out to Earth next year.

    Lips ready for flying teacups.


  • #87
    SeantheMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,912 ✭✭✭SeantheMan


    Always wanted to be a fighter jet pilot...but couldn't be bothered to sign up when I was younger....our AirForce and Red-Arrows aren't much like the F-14s and F-15s they get to fly in the U.S.

    But basically anything to do with flying a high speed aircraft would be nice


  • #88
    edward2222
    Registered Users Posts: 116 ✭✭edward2222


    Work in Walmart while reading some threads....


  • #89
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,550 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    Head of puppies. I've yet to find an organisation that has such a position so I might need to set up my own organisation and be head of puppies.
    Schwiiing wrote: »
    Elaine Crowley said the other day that she'd love to hire someone to hold her massive honkers to take the weight off her back.



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMOmB1q8W4Y


  • #90
    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    I'd like to work on an ESB crew. Outdoors, reasonable amount of brain work involved, savage pay.


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  • #91
    Existentialist
    Registered Users Posts: 37 ✭Existentialist


    Civil servant, you'know for that licence to kill you get.


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