Best part of a human to eat?

Oranage2

So if we can look past the taboo of eating human flesh and imagine it was socially acceptable. What parts would be the tastiest in your opinion?

So this idea came to me as I've had food poisoning for the past 2 days and haven't been able to eat much. I love animal ribs and I started feeling my own, they're not quite as meaty as as animal ribs so probably wouldn't be that nice. Next I looked at my fingers, and thought, yes they probably taste like chicken wings.

So I'd say the human hand is probably the tastiest.


what says ye AH?

Larianne

Too early in the morning for this thread.

Well, I don't want to be vulgar, but if you like sausages...

Sheep Lover

The arse cheeks

El Horseboxo

The vagina. I'm already a dirty cannibal in that respect.

aaakev

Sheep Lover wrote: »

The arse cheeks

Thats the first thought i had too, wanna share?

gjc

I'd go to the doctor... You're obviously running a fever

Sheep Lover

aaakev wrote: »

Thats the first thought i had too, wanna share?

I want the left cheek.

Who gets the "hole" in this fleshy doughnut?

jester77

Deep fried ears with a squeeze of lemon.

The best meat is in the rump

Fr_Dougal

Oranage2 wrote: »

So if we can look past the taboo of eating human flesh and imagine it was socially acceptable. What parts would be the tastiest in your opinion?

So this idea came to me as I've had food poisoning for the past 2 days and haven't been able to eat much. I love animal ribs and I started feeling my own, they're not quite as meaty as as animal ribs so probably wouldn't be that nice. Next I looked at my fingers, and thought, yes they probably taste like chicken wings.

So I'd say the human hand is probably the tastiest.


what says ye AH?

The hand? Nope. I'd imagine that would taste nothing like chicken wings. It would have feck all meat on it and be full of tendons.

Of course there's only one way to know, you'll have to chop your hand off and eat it.

Sinfonia

Deleted User wrote: »

Well, I don't want to be vulgar, but if you like sausages...

Do you mean penis?
You mean penis, right?

Señor Fancy Pants

Larianne wrote: »

Too early in the morning for this thread.

Wha'? ya don't fancy some ears for brekkie?

Sinfonia

Sinfonia wrote: »

Do you mean penis?
You mean penis, right?

Or, if the victim is heavy, fingers.

deise08

Well it all depends on the diet of the person being eaten ,what they would taste like.

Wang King

When it comes to eating pussy, Hannibal Lechter has nothing on me!!

Spudmonkey

El Horseboxo wrote: »

The vagina. I'm already a dirty cannibal in that respect.

Great username

One eyed Jack

deise08 wrote: »

Well it all depends on the diet of the person being ate,what they would taste like.

Durrty :pac:


I'd say a nice thigh myself, with some fava beans, washed down with a nice chianti


What a weird thread... Carry on

Mr.Crinklewood

Sinfonia wrote: »

Do you mean penis?
You mean penis, right?

I just hope,he knows no one called "Quinn", people say his penis tastes lovely.

Sinfonia

Deleted User wrote: »

Or, if the victim is heavy, fingers.

Just like chicken wings, I'm told.

Barney224

Deep fried bingo wings! Yummmm

galljga1

Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?

Michellenman

I've tried the inside of my own cheek more times than I can count , it's not bad.

Surely the loins would be the best cut of meat?

I see what you mean about the hand, OP. I'm absolutely starving for chicken wings right now

The_Valeyard

Brains!!

And you get to eat the gooey goodness inside.



Bonus could be start of the zombie apocalypse.

Woshy

I read somewhere the best part of a human to eat is the ball of the thumb - I think cannibals had given that info. Weird

NotYourYear20

El Horseboxo wrote: »

The vagina. I'm already a dirty cannibal in that respect.

Wang King wrote: »

When it comes to eating pussy, Hannibal Lechter has nothing on me!!

Yet I'd say if it came up and hit both of ye in the face, ye wouldn't have a clue what it was.

kneemos

Don't know how much blood we could eat without getting sick.
Probably need to be well cooked I'd imagine.

Raging_Ninja

Nothing. You can catch pretty much any disease from eating another human. It's why there's a food chain - you eat the animals beneath you.

kneemos

If you were eating a pregnant woman the foetus would be lovely and tender.

MadDog76

I'd eat boobs in a lollipop/ice-cream cone kinda way ..........

kneemos

kneemos wrote: »

If you were eating a pregnant woman the foetus would be lovely and tender.

I think we found Graham

conorhal

Oranage2 wrote: »

So if we can look past the taboo of eating human flesh and imagine it was socially acceptable. What parts would be the tastiest in your opinion?

So this idea came to me as I've had food poisoning for the past 2 days and haven't been able to eat much. I love animal ribs and I started feeling my own, they're not quite as meaty as as animal ribs so probably wouldn't be that nice. Next I looked at my fingers, and thought, yes they probably taste like chicken wings.

So I'd say the human hand is probably the tastiest.


what says ye AH?

Human flesh like pork has a loose muscle fibre structure that makes it more susceptible to bacterial invasion, If you've just spent two days on the sh1tter I'd suggest staying away from man meat,

An another note:

A cannibal passed his brother in law in the woods this morning......






He had to have a good wipe afterwards.

Hans Bricks

What about the weener ? I once saw a guy lift a can of paint with his

Talib Fiasco

The abs followed by the calves

Feisar

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_%28disease%29

Paramite Pie

Meat is the muscle of the animal. So where-ever you have nice big muscles would be great. Me, I have strong calf & thigh muscles, not much upper body strength. So a bit of leg would be tasty.

If you ever survive a planecrash and need to eat someone, go for the strongest. They're meatier and their calorie needs are too high to be sustainable on a desert island - so eat them first.

kneemos

Paramite Pie wrote: »

Meat is the muscle of the animal. So where-ever you have nice big muscles would be great. Me, I have strong calf & thigh muscles, not much upper body strength. So a bit of leg would be tasty.

If you ever survive a planecrash and need to eat someone, go for the strongest. They're meatier and their calorie needs are too high to be sustainable on a desert island - so eat them first.

You'll need the strong one to chop down the trees and build the shelter.
I'd eat the fattest one,big appetite little output.

kowloon

Paramite Pie wrote: »

Meat is the muscle of the animal. So where-ever you have nice big muscles would be great. Me, I have strong calf & thigh muscles, not much upper body strength. So a bit of leg would be tasty.

If you ever survive a planecrash and need to eat someone, go for the strongest. They're meatier and their calorie needs are too high to be sustainable on a desert island - so eat them first.

You want muscles that aren't heavily worked. The muscles that get used the most, the ones that do the work and hold your weight, will be the toughest.

Mister Vain

The vajankle http://www.vice.com/read/vajankle-ralph-jones *NSFW*

Galwayguy35

I watched a wildlife programme and the lions were eating the liver, lots of protein in it so as that's what I would eat.

Dozer Dave

Its urine.

mahamageehad

I'd say the thigh as well. I think the arse would be too fatty.

Dandy Dandridge

The least used muscle in the body will be the tenderest. I'd go with the tricep. That's the muscle on the back side of your upper arm for those who don't know where it is.

Archeron

I'd say the ear lobes, like a nice meaty jelly tot.

AndonHandon

Has vagina been said?

artanevilla

I'd say if you slow cooked the belly on a bbq it'd be alright.

El Horseboxo

NotYourYear20 wrote: »

Yet I'd say if it came up and hit both of ye in the face, ye wouldn't have a clue what it was.

We might have different experiences when it comes to oral cause pussy's don't come up and hit you in the face. Think you're getting confused with cocks there chief.

johnny osbourne

brain with curry and chips

RobertKK

Best cuts of meat on the upper rump.

Meat on the legs would be tough, this is disgusting...but the intestines for making sausages.

kneemos

The guts for garters and the balls for chewing gum.