Would an Irish version of the Jeremy Kyle show be successful ?

Simon2015

I wonder why the likes of TV3 or whoever doesn't make an Irish version of the Jeremy Kyle show ?

It would not be hard to find guests for the show. All the producers would need to do is take a trip on the red line Luas or hang around abbey street in Dublin to recruit people for the show.

I think this would make great Television and could top the ratings here in Ireland if such a show was produced.

Mongfinder General

Total success. Half of Ballinasloe, Cork City and Limerick would be lining up

The Diabolical Monocle

Dear god no.

Macavity.

Gay Byrne could present it.

Simon2015

I think adrian kennedy or chris barry would be the man to present the show.

MRnotlob606

Yeah sure if it includes Craig Doyle being battered by an ultra scumbag from Moyross.

The Moldy Gowl

Mongfinder General wrote: »

Total success. Half of Ballinasloe, Cork City and Limerick would be lining up

And all of Dublin

doubledown

TV3 should do it. Martin King to host. Audience cheer "Kinger, Kinger" at the top of the show and in and out of the ad breaks.

You're welcome.

Sir Osis of Liver.

The Jeremy Kyle Show - Proving that being ugly and thick as sh1te doesn't stop you getting your hole.

s15r330

Bad enough seeing dirtbags when I go outside without having to look at them in the comfort of my own home!!

Caovyn Lineah

I've always wondered why Ireland, the noisiest nation on the planet has never had a chat show like Jezza or Jerry Springer. It would be the biggest ratings hit since Miley and Fidelma.

endacl

Just stick a camera in the Chris Barry studio.

Job done.

Also, the only exit should be through some sort of sterilisation procedure.

2Bints1Joe

We could have lie detector results about have we or have we not paid the water charges. I couldn't see it taking off over here thankfully

Caovyn Lineah

s15r330 wrote: »

Bad enough seeing dirtbags when I go outside without having to look at them in the comfort of my own home!!

Change the channel?

Simon2015

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

The Jeremy Kyle Show - Proving that being ugly and thick as sh1te doesn't stop you getting your hole.

Or getting about 6 or 7 women pregnant by the age of 25.

deise08

Vincent Brown presenting.


or. Kevin. remember Kevin from the den?

kumate_champ07

population of UK is 64,000,000
they have a larger cesspool to dip into

Davy Fitz to present. He has one of those little shrunk faces and squeaky voices like Kyle and is a nasty bit of work. He'd be perfect

Aspiring

"Mother despairs over son's lack of interest in school - He claims he can repeat the leaving cert, but can't repeat his last year of minor football"

suicide_circus

Macavity. wrote: »

Gay Byrne could present it.

Roll that spliff there, Colette

Simon2015

Macavity. wrote: »

Gay Byrne could present it.

Having Pat Kenny present the show would be Comedy Gold.

suicide_circus

Or Kevin Myers!

"And how many illegitimate bastards have you squeezed out, Jacintha?"

Simon2015

Simon2015 wrote: »

Having Pat Kenny present the show would be Comedy Gold.

Weeoowwwwwww!!!!


http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YmxM_IxSJrk/hqdefault.jpg

KungPao

deise08 wrote: »

Vincent Brown presenting.


or. Kevin. remember Kevin from the den?

That the bloke who presented that show where kids threw frisbees into a slot in a big cardboard box? I think there was an alternate version where they threw furry balls at a velcro dartboard.

Challenging stuff, all the same.

branie2

How about Hector?

YFlyer

Simon2015 wrote: »

Having Pat Kenny present the show would be Comedy Gold.

Remembered Pat interviewing the partner of one of the gang members that stole the gold from Heathrow Airport. She said to him 'are you for real?'

Simon2015

YFlyer wrote: »

Remembered Pat interviewing the partner of one of the gang members that stole the gold from Heathrow Airport. She said to him 'are you for real?'

What did Pat ask her ?

JillyQ

Yes there is enough skangers here.

YFlyer

Simon2015 wrote: »

What did Pat ask her ?

I'm not sure it was years ago. I think he was wet behind the ears in regard to London gangsters and was asking some naive questions.

Will try to find it on YouTube.

branie2

I think Gerry Ryan would love to present it if he were still alive

DEFTLEFTHAND

We don't you drop an email to TV3 and UTV. Both are looking for cheap to produce homemade programmes. All you need is a studio and a few slabs of Tuborg to pay the guests off with.

Simon2015

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

We don't you drop an email to TV3 and UTV. Both are looking for cheap to produce homemade programmes. All you need is a studio and a few slabs of Tuborg to pay the guests off with.

Maybe someone could start a petition to get TV3 or UTV to make the show.

If they see there is a demand for such a show they may produce it.

TiGeR KiNgS

The Irish solve our own problems

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8C7ZTbsF-E

bb1234567

kumate_champ07 wrote: »

population of UK is 64,000,000
they have a larger cesspool to dip into

We can get a few down from the north if we are in such dire need

Tombi!

I'm from Dublin. I'd gladly present it.
I'd just stroll into town and get a few skangers to sign up for it.

So, Damo on the dole, four kids, not even done your junior cert, what's the plan now?
Get me dole, get a bit of hash, get stoned, y'know the usual.
Ah, the usual is it?
Yeah like, I wanted to go to school and all but y'know like
So you've got dreams of doing well in life?
Yeah, wanted to support the kids
*queue clapping from the audience*
We said we'd get you into a good program and make sure it was with a good school
Yeah but I'm not able to get stoned so like what's the point?
*queue booing from the audience*
It might as well be in post-production at this stage.

goose2005

bb1234567 wrote: »

We can get a few down from the north if we are in such dire need

We could even fly in a few from Australia, that's where the worst of us seem to end up

Brutal Deluxe

Brutal Deluxe wrote: »

I'm from Dublin. I'd gladly present it.
I'd just stroll into town and get a few skangers to sign up for it.

So, Damo on the dole, four kids, not even done your junior cert, what's the plan now?
Get me dole, get a bit of hash, get stoned, y'know the usual.
Ah, the usual is it?
Yeah like, I wanted to go to school and all but y'know like
So you've got dreams of doing well in life?
Yeah, wanted to support the kids
*queue clapping from the audience*
We said we'd get you into a good program and make sure it was with a good school
Yeah but I'm not able to get stoned so like what's the point?
*queue booing from the audience*
It might as well be in post-production at this stage.

Haw oh yes we would all be laughing at Damo because he cannot spell cue, right? He hasn't done his junior certificate. That is HILARIOUS. Classic. Poverty Gold.

Simon2015

If Pat Kenny presented the show he would keep saying "thank you for your contribution" no matter what he was called.

Hans Bricks

"Da ... are you my nephew ?"

Angry_Mammarys

No , were such a small island that everybody would know somebody that was on it!

Plus the fact those shows are disgusting and take complete advantage of people!

mcko

That vid was the best thing I have seen in years, knackers you got to love em!!!!!!!!

Mister Vain

We've copied enough shyte from the U.K. Tallafornia was enough.

Bluefoam

Could you find a bunch of dickheads willing to make fools of themselves on the show... Yes

Could you find a dickhead willing to present it... Yes, with ease

Should it be a success... Yes, for the same reason people watch motor racing... Car crash TV.

Should it ever happen... No

crazygeryy

Mongfinder General wrote: »

Total success. Half of Ballinasloe, Cork City and Limerick would be lining up

And all of Dublin

arayess

years ago after a short gig as a bouncer I thought of a show.

firstly niteclubs would have proper video and sound recordings at the door and when people who abused bouncers and gave them **** were brought on TV and shown their antics and questioned about it.

I reckon it would be a ratings winner

Adamantium

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

thick as sh1te doesn't stop you getting your hole.

Some would say it even helps

Sheep Lover

Hans Bricks wrote: »

"Da ... are you my nephew ?"

Oh, it's taking place in Longford first is it?

Santa Cruz

branie2 wrote: »

I think Gerry Ryan would love to present it if he were still alive

Celebrity drug user as presenter would be good

Titzon Toast

crazygeryy wrote: »

And all of Dublin

How original of you.
Did you come up to promised land and find it all too much for you or something?

Fat Christy

Sheep Lover wrote: »

Oh, it's taking place in Longford first is it?

Excuse you!

galljga1

TiGeR KiNgS wrote: »

The Irish solve our own problems

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8C7ZTbsF-E

Pure gold!

I lost it at 'Why do you like riding hippos'?